APOLOGIZE

Meanwhile armies of men are committing suicide but nevermind about that.

Give her some thalidomide

Elephants gestate for over a year, iirc

>How long is this pig pregnant?
It has looked like it for years, who knows?

Get an abortion if you don't like pregnancy.

Amy without the mask .

I was told that men and women are the same with no differences between them physically. That means that they should use the same medical care that men get.

i hope the child is getting revenge for being in the trash fire body it happens to find itself enwombed.

uh how long as she been pregnant now? 15 months?

She has a Chad husband who has mild autism. Plus she's 37, so if she does have a kid, he's almost guaranteed to be on the spectrum.

Her husband has a bigger baby bump that she does and of course the only photo of her pregnant was taken on a 1998 flip phone.

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>mfw she's birthing a Jow Forumstard

y i k e s

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My wife has been pregnant twice now, in fact she's due by the 1st of May. Total times she has thrown up: 0

Probably difficult to be pregnant for the first time as an obese 38 year old though. So brave.

The troll that told everyone with a straightface that she could walk out with any man she wanted.
Lmao

stop eating so much then lol

Try getting a cancer diagnosis in a shitskin infested area and trusting them with your care. They milk the government dry and patients have no alternative. Cry me a fucking river you disgusting kike.

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rawling for stillbirth

She'll probably abort because of the debilitating morning sickness.

no offense but how is this news? a pregnant woman pukes? they dont report on lots of things but a pregnant woman pukes and talks shit makes it to the news

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>muh post partum depression means I am now a cunt and am unaccountable.

My reaction to your post partum depression is involuntary and I too am unaccountable.

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Why do I care if this fat cow is puking. Is this how degenerate kike media is? Is puke porn being promoted

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That’s a man I doubt she is even pregnant

I was literally a drunken sailor, and I wouldn't fuck that even if IT was holding the gun on me!!!

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My fit wife is 4 months pregnant, sometimes I forget she is for a moment. Not 1 second of sickness, she gets sleepy a lot faster now, but that's about it.

You'll know by month 8.5. She'll be super ready for that shit to be over.

dios mio

>post partum
She hasn't had the kid yet koala nigger

You call that disgusting jew a woman?

I had never seen that quote before. This man was really ahead of his time.

Some women don't get it at all, some it lasts the entire pregnancy, and for each woman it can be different for each pregnancy. You can eat nothing but garbage and not get sick, and you can eat super healthy and get sick. It's entirely random.

Yeah I've heard, not putting her on a pedestal or nothing just saying, every fat bitch I know that gets preggo, always has a problem. My wife quit coffee, eating junk or anything problematic as soon as she found out. Got some ultrasounds done today, looks good so far.

It's a self control thing

They are into scat. Disgusting pigs!

What I want to know is who did she have to get pass out drunk to knock her up?

congratulations toy you, her, and her boyfriend. i'm hoping your child is a strong black child

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Derp hard

Someone actually fucked that thing?

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Whiter than you Franken Schtein's muttster.

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winrar

Amy Schumer's not a whale, because whales are gentle and likeable creatures.

I'd rather fuck a dude.

no wonder she's a bitter cunt

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The whole "bigger women are better at childbirth" thing is a fucking meme. All the fatty women that get pregnant have a bunch of fucking complications and issues from pregnancy to labor.

>medical industry develops morning sickness cure
>it makes the fetus' arms and legs fall off in utero
>great success, now you can has disabled babby for extra victim points

Someone send Amy Schumer to Vietnam. See if that clears up her upset tummy

God DAMN, wtf happened to that bitch? The wall is crazy.

It is a fucking meme, fat cunts don't have the muscle, strength etc to push a baby properly. Every fatty I know that gave birth had a C- section. Imagine digging around in her innards.

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Amy Schumer is unironically a pretty good troll. I still sometimes watch that clip of her roasting steve-o saying he should be dead not ryan dunn. Absolutely triggered everyone, even people that wouldve laughed had someone else said it

Damn I would have banged Amy Schumer

i hate this cunt so fucking much

so repugnant

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No, my girlfriend is 36 and she's hot. She's obsessive with her eating.

Women aren't supposed to become ugly after thirty. They're supposed to give their husbands decades of good sex. And these gym bunnies in their forties I used to see at the gym in Miami, dios mio. It's all diet.

Also, Amy wasn't really striking to begin with, just cute. That's why she crashed so hard getting fat. She couldn't even end up one of those "fat girls with a cute face that would be worth a slightly shameful pump and dump."

Considering his mother and the fact that shell score progressive points with it there are larger problems lined up. What are the odds the kids a transitioning by 3?

I'm convinced the issue is 10x worse if they're fat on the first couple, and if they're fat and old. My wife for example was quite thin with baby 1, and a little chunky with baby 2. No complications at all, 2nd time is easier than 1st. I've also known a girl who progressively got fatter the more kids she had, and had 7 kids without complication. She had to be like 250 pounds her last one. Then you get these fat cunts who are 220 pounds and someone for whatever reason decides to impregnate them at age 35 and they have obesity, geriatric pregnancy, and first time pregnancy all working against them.

Holy fuck she got a bad roll of the pregnancy hormones.

>Amy Schumer's not a whale, because whales are gentle and likeable creatures.
>I'd rather fuck a dude.
My hand would be the only option over her. Draw some eyes on it and some lipstick and it becomes Suzy

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>Hasn’t this bitch been pregnant for a while?
No, she's just fat.

Fuck the entire Schumer family

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rollerino for she dies in child birth and the kid is adolf reincarnate

I can't argue with that.

What a surprise, she looks like every midwestern hog that shits out a child now.
This is God’s vengeance for her being unfunny and stealing jokes.

They pull the same shit when they are PMS'ing.

Who in God's name would fuck that thing? Please tell me it was a nigger. There's nothing better than when the kikes programming backfires.

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She looks like a body double for one of the fat wops on the Sopranos. Somebody was able to perform to climax with her.

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Any holes are goals I guess

Goddamn that's deep

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Yes, it is a well known statistic that Jews are the only white group who are influenced by the race mixing, mixed marriage, abortion propaganda.

If jews were behind this propaganda, they would have stopped doing it 10 years ago, as it leads to the disappearance of their group.

N O R F

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