Whats the most painful way to die? I want to die the most agonizing death humanly possible when I commit suicide

whats the most painful way to die? I want to die the most agonizing death humanly possible when I commit suicide.

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Go into barrel of acid just halfway so your torso wont be submerged. Wait for death. Very painfully.

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Extreme old age

I've heard fire is a bad way to go. Don't do it, OP.

cyanide

Drowning

date my ex and cheat/break up with her ...

Cancer. Just smoke tons.

self-immolation definitely. Really easy too

This feels more like advice to kill someone you hate....

is it? isn't one supposed to die immediately?

Fuck with the cartels and find out.

Give meaning to your death, I assume you are a virgin so that helps.

Find yourself some satanist friends... we’re always looking for vessels and always need clean blood. Just make sure to write a will of what you want. Help the world be come dark like yours is.

Ave, my friend, Ave

Living.

Matthew 11:28-30 ESV
28) Come to me, all who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.
29) Take my yoke upon you, and learn from me, for I am gentle and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls.
30) For my yoke is easy, and my burden is light.”

Matthew 28:18-20 ESV
18) And Jesus came and said to them, “All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me.
19) Go therefore and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit,
20) teaching them to observe all that I have commanded you. And behold, I am with you always, to the end of the age.”

John 3:16 ESV
16) “For God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.

Fake and gay

Shut the fuck up Christnigger.

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This. Or buy some highly corrosive acid and inject that shit into your bloodstream. I don't know man use your fucking imagination

Old age.

Literally to slowly die while holding on to life

use some prionic poison.
or organic mercury.
or plutonium.
there are also some nice ways the secret service gets rid of corpses.

dementia. the emotional pain will surpass anything physical you might experience

I'm not taking yer fokkin joke

Get stinged by an Africanized bee.

These little fuckers, unlike their European brethren, can chase you for miles and still not get tired of your bullshit.

Just another mention, they're mutts.

I forgot what movie this was in but trapping a rat in a metal bucket on your body and heating the bucket up

Fast And The Furious 2, fuck yeah user patrician taste

acetaminophen poisoning comes to mind

you will experience several days of excruciating abdominal pain/nausea until you finally die from organ failure

and any regret you feel after 24 hours will be too late as the damage to your liver after that point is irreversible and you will need a transplant which is unlikely to be given to a person who intended to kill themselves.

you could also take a bunch of LSD and stab yourself in the gut a bunch of times and wait till you die of infection or blood loss.

damage to your gut is your best bet, as usually gut injuries are not instantly fatal.

Please do not commit suicide. What is troubling you?

Death by obesity

Get AIDS

Stand on a ham slicer, switch it on to “1mm” and watch as you get cut into Canadian Bacon over the space of 12hrs.