Me and Gf talking about sex last night

>me and Gf talking about sex last night
>she asked if I wanted to put it in her butt
>I said I've never done it and would like to try
>she laughs and says "ew"
>I ask if shes ever taken it in the butt
>she reluctantly tells me she let two guys do it like 6 years ago
>but she wont let me do it

Am I retarded, or is this kind of annoying? Feel like I'm missing out on something shes let other guys do to her, but for some reason wont let me do.

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That is weird that she wouldn't be willing to try it, especially if she brought it up

Yeah that's some weird shit that she has done it with two guys but not her current bf. I'd be a bit concerned

She absolutely wants you to do it but you start with finger stuff first

Are you guys dumb as fuck? She did it 6 years ago? Ever enter your thick fucking skulls that maybe it fucking sucked and she doesn’t want to do it again?

Use your fucking brains.

Have sex, retard

Lol she did it with 2 guys. I'm sure this guy is lying but assuming he isn't think about that retard.

And while I share this sentiment, the issue is in the way OP phrased it.

>she reluctantly tells me she let two guys do it like 6 years ago
>but she wont let me do it

No idea if she ACTUALLY said it like this, but it's one thing to say "Yeah, I've tried it before, but really wasn't a fan and wouldn't do it again," and it's a totally different to come across as she "let" other people do it but you're the cuck who she won't grant the privilege.

Without hearing her exactly, don't know if OP is justified.

OP here. To clarify, convo was literally:

>Her: Would you ever want to put it in my butt?
>Me: Have you done it?
>Her: I did, one with one guy for sure, and I can't remember with the other one. It was like 6 years ago.
>Me: Yeah, I'd like to put it in your butt, I've never tried it before.
>Her: Probably not going to happen to be honest, maybe if the mood strikes me one day

We've been together a year if it matters.

This is obvious bait

Your gf sounds a bit of a weirdo to me.

SHE brings up the topic, tells you she did it with 2 other guys but won't let you do it? To be clear, if she tells you she doesn't want it, then don't do it obviously. But i dunno man... she either wants it but is too anxious to outright tell you so she subtly brings up the topic. Or she's trying to make you jealous by telling you she had anal sex with other dudes but she won't do it with you.

I think the only thing you could do is slowly ease into it the next time you have sex and find out whether she'll let you proceed or not.

I wish it was bud. But I am living the bait.

I have a feeling that she was trying to be a dick and make me jealous, but I'm really unsure as to why.

I wouldn't read too much into it then, OP. Again, it would be one thing if she was taunting and trying to rub it in your face, but doesn't sound like she was.

I get it, it's a little annoying to feel like you're getting the used up town bike who's feigning the good girl act just for you or like your girl is subject to submitting to men more dominant than your, but I really don't think that's what it is in this case. You asked a question, she gave you an honest answer.

No biggie. Let it go.

That's totally different from what you said before, she is vaguely curious about it and wanted to check how you felt, she wasn't being a cunt and trying to make you jealous.

Doesn't sound like she respects you
Sorry man

>Probably not going to happen to be honest, maybe if the mood strikes me one day
You're fucked she doesn't give a shit about you she's gonna divorce you and take half your shit

Yeah, hate to brake it to you, but it does sound like she was trying to fuck with you, or doesn't have much respect for you.

Time 4 tinder my guy. Met plenty of girls on there who let me put it in their bootyholes

Like i said, it's not that hard to find out. Just try to escalate towards anal sex and see what happens.

But if she doesn't want it, i'd consider that a big red flag. In that case, if trying to make you jealous wasn't her motive she probably wouldn't even have told you this at all. Women are very good at hiding information from their boyfriend/husband that they know would make them upset. Generally speaking, a chick would rather lie about her sexual past than coming off as a slut.

...unless they wanted to make their boyfriend/husband upset.

When she asked if you wanted to, you should have given her butt a time and date to show up at, clean and ready to be fucked. She doesn't respect you.

Cont

And if you want to fuck her butt and she's not giving it up then make sure to go about your life not giving a fuck about her butt. All the power she derives she derives from withholding from you something you want.

She probably tried it and hated the experience and was worried you were into it, because it seems like alot guys are.

Her saying ew and not wanting to to do it with you is not an insult to you. It isn't about you at all. She tried it and didn't like it.

She did it twice remember.

If she did it once, then yeah was possibly just curious and decided she didn't like it. She did it again with another dude later on.

My gut feeling says the previous 2 dudes were more dominant/more alpha than OP so she submitted to them for anal sex. She doesn't have the same level of respect towards OP.

>was worried you were into it
Why would she ask him if he wanted to rather than just waiting for him to ask to say no?
Seems stupid to say "do you want to try this" if you're just going to deny them anyway

OP here again.

My ex is single, so I'm going to hit her up. Maybe I can put it in her butt (shes obsessed with me still and at a 10 on the crazy scale). Have to work now, later guys, thanks for the help.

>GF wont let me stick it in her ass so I'm going to cheat on her

yikes

Dude, think about it a bit before at least

Alpha as fuck

If this isn't a troll, good on you m8. Your gf sounds like a shit that was trying to make you jelly.

>I ask if shes ever taken it in the butt
This is where you fucked up. Let this be a lesson to ANYONE, provided this all isn't just bait. The correct response to the sequence of
>gf asks if I want anal
>I say I never have, but would like to try
>she laughs and says "ew"
is playfulness and humor between lovers. Shoulda given her ass a squeeze and said
>Should you use your spit as lube
or
>I'm free this afternoon
or fucking anything at all than asking about her history. You are the man, you aren't supposed to care about that shit.

Kek