Be 5'5 manlet

>be 5'5 manlet
>otherwise pretty good looking
>wear platform shoes that bring me up to 6ft
>go out on dates
>if we hit it off I start reducing my platform shoes by an inch every month
>by month 6 they don't even remember that I was initially taller and they're still into me (first impressions matter the most)
>move on to the next girl once I get bored
>rinse and repeat

It's not that hard being a manlet if you have a brain.

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>5'5"
Thats not a manlet. Thats normal

What are you sliding?

Sage. All fields.

That's all good little fella but

>politics

>7 inch platform shoes
>"She'll never notice"
This has to be the dumbest thread I've ever seen on here
Also not political

>5'5 to 6' with platform shoes

Holy shit, please post a pic of what the shoes look like.

I too want to see shoes

lmao maybe in china, not in the western world.
5'5" is a short man, sry

>7 inch platform shoes
Fucking Kek.

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Cool story user,im sure it totally happened you pussy slayer.

Found a picture of OP

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>Thats normal
In your homeland (mexico)

you're a manlet mastermind.bro keep it up

top kek my first thought as well

This post is bad and you should feel bad for making it.

>be 6'2" Chad
>Buy work boots that give me another inch of height, 6'3"
>Add height increasing soles, 6'5"
>When I walk past a couple where the man is under 6ft I say "manlet"
>They never do anything

Perfectly normal nothing to see here

I will post this on fit later on at some point.

My sides

They'd have to be something faggy like pic related

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nice trick pew's

How the fuck do you comfortably walk in 7 inch platform shoes?

That’s like the height of the average female bro

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>frog with teeth

Holy shit, honklord.

You must be a new fag then

>tfw 6'4
>tfw white and glorious
>tfw Jow Forums has made me a misanthrope that insults, degrades, and dismisses anyone who approaches me
death to all normies

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6’4 here I am your king by virtue of height.

>>tfw Jow Forums has made me a misanthrope that insults, degrades, and dismisses anyone who approaches me
That's just you being a nigger, our favelados do the same thing here.

i don't speak taconigger

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