$12/hr Package Engineer - part time

$12/hr Package Engineer - part time

5+ years of manipulating heavy duty paper based containers
MUST have a car
MUST pass drug and background check

When will this shit stop?

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>package engineer
Does this mean I poop engineer because I squeeze by turds into a hot dog on the toilet

When we elect leaders who do not accept corporate money. Until then we'll keep getting fucked and desu I'd be surprised if trump doesn't sign an even shittier version of TPP before leaving office. He's on board with every other shitty GOP idea.

>Package Engineer
Lmao, so what college do I go to to get a package engineering degree?

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The TPP had immigration policy embedded and it was penned by jew bankers so yeah...

>he does it for cents
lmao amerislave

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Devry

>When will this shit stop?
When they can't find someone to do it with a smile.

The "experience" requirements for entry level corporate jobs are just a roundabout way of keeping honest whites who wouldn't lie about their work experience from applying for jobs

why does this bitch look like a donkey? are all hispanics this ugly?

RIT

>When will this shit stop?
When the eleventyseven indictments are unsealed, they have no reason to continue this madness.

The College of Engineering at Walmart University

Stop being stupid

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What is this

>when your dumb discord tranny ass joins the 41%

You could always become a professional rapist. The pay is good if you rob your victims after you rape them. Plus the only requirements are a ski mask and a dark alley.

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How about you get a better job retard

The problem is government is setup where corporations have to give them money. Politicians love having corporations kiss their asses.

If you can't fake a resume and bullshit your way through the interview you don't deserve a job.

Socialism won't save you.

inflation is just code for sending that $$$ to Americas Foreign Occupiers.

Spot on!

What is it with everyone calling themselves engineers these days? If you went through Calc 1, 2 and 3, heat transfer, systems, controls, fluid dynamics, mechanics, etc., you can call yourself an engineer, but not if you're flipping burgers or lifting objects.

This

You have to lie about everything, but you better be able to back it up with knowledge. I got my first job at Best Buy by claiming I was a web designer, and made a few bullshit shopify websites and claimed they were for clients. Hell, I even faked military service by saying I was in the French Foreign Legion and spent about a month learning rudimentary French so I could pass off as legitimate

What? Inflation is an expansion in the money supply, usually caused by private borrowers (mortgages, car loans, etc.)

When you borrow money from the bank, they print the money for you and you create inflation when you go out and spend it. You then create deflation when you start paying that debt down.

I'm a "package engineer" you do need your own car and phone but no experience and it pays a hell of a lot better than $12/hr

Exactly.

I didn't even graduate high school. I made 92k last year in an outside sales position by claiming the gaps in my work history (between shit tier jobs) were due to freelancing. I had friends ready as references but they never even called. I read a sales book and nailed my first interview with my manager. Been on easy street ever since.

I should note I also formed an LLC several years ago that I did nothing with. I used those articles of formation to "prove" my webdev/entrepreneurship. Best couple of hundred dollars I ever spent.

more or less, yes.

except the ones with heavy spanish/portuguese admixture

Take the gov pill and get a county job. I got 48k staring and good benes. Been there 4 years now, at 56k, and I do a half ass job because most workers are boomers with no tech experience. I get done in 3 hours what takes them a day.

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I get paid $14 an hour to edit docs and shit post on the company social media. I demanded 20hr weeks so I can be with my son after school for sports and music. They gave me the job, no fucks given about school or resume. The guy that used to do the job sucked and his replacement quit. They basically threw it at me. It's a really comfy job, but I miss NEETlife. Being a dad is a full time job. I hope he appreciates everything. Maybe when he's older I'll tell him how I made money to support his extra curricular activities when money was tight. How would you feel finding out your dad was an outlaw on the down low?

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dafuq is a package engineer

Package engineer is a euphemism like sandwich artist.

Lel

I made $50k on NEETbux doing jack shit. You might as well sell drugs on the side.

One time I saw a job posting for cleaning test tubes at a chem lab. They wanted a chem degree, two years experience, and a bunch of references. The wage started at something like 14/hour. Possibility of moving up to 15 if you’re good. In Vancouver, that’s less than a Tim Horton’s or McDonald’s wage for fuck’s sakes. Boomers are like “look at all that opportunity”.

No thanks not a degenerate, see you on the day of rope

This

I live in Gwinnett County, I doubt that broke-ass county is hiring.

>Want to be able to fully be independent and not slum it up
>Don't want to be an engineer or a coder
>Everyone says I have to be one of those two or else I'm a stupid doodoo head retard

What do? I don't want to be an engineer. I don't want to go to school to even be one.

>$12/hour

The fast food joint down the street from me is literally advertising $12-14 starting wages for new hires.

Top kek, here in Toronto there was a lab glassware washing position open at a university with similar requirements. Guess how many hundreds of applicants they had. That being said, those kind of jobs are great door openers as long as you're social at work and try to befriend some of the other lab techs and profs.

You want the benefits of a hard worker, but don't want to put in the work for it. Yep, you definitely want to find yourself a government job.

>Package Engineer
Is this the Sandwich Artist of Amazon?

I'm just saying I don't want those two. Anything else that at least isn't some cashier shit or walmart. I'd rather go back to working at the post office than any of that.

Take the NEETpill

What's wrong with this? Sounds like a decent job to me. The 5+ years experience thing is just them filtering out people who don't take the initiative to overcome obstacles They don't actually care about experience.

Trump University

amazon flex
delivery packages for amazon with your car

Adding to this. to simplify what I said, people say those two are the ONLY jobs that make a man or define who's a retard and who's not. Jow Forums does this sometimes. Millions of other jobs in the world but narrowing it down to engineer or coder seems crazy. I don't want to be a coder or an engineer. Simple as that.

>I want to run a business
>NO YOURE RETARDED! SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEER OR A CODER

>I want to be a lawyer
>FUCKING DUBMASS! NO! BE AN ENGINEER OR CODER

>I want to be a DJ or a bartender
>NO YOU FOOL! ENGINEER OR CODER!

>I want to be a...
>FUCK YOU! ENGINEER OR CODER!

The same one all the sanitation engineers go to study.

When people stop electing republicans.

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Why should gaps even matter to employers?

>>NO YOURE RETARDED! SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEER OR A CODER
Lol, those jobs are all going to be outsourced to Pajeet from India.

McDonalds by me starts people at 11.25.
By people I mean ditzy 16 year olds and troll like illegals from beantown.

A bachelors in packaging engineering?!?! Is that a fucking joke? Where the fuck can you major in that? Who goes to school for 4 years to learn about boxes?

Law school is not worth it, years in school, hundreds of thousands in student debt and no job. Medical school is not worth it, over a decade of studying and training, where you're left with a quarter of a million in debt and 60 hour work weeks. None of the liberal arts or humanities are worth it for obvious reasions. Math, chemistry, physics or biology aren't worth it unless you want to become a teacher (or a professor, if you get a PhD). Then you have the trades, which can be worth it if you work very hard. You really need to be a hustler though to make it that way.

Now what are we left with? Engineering, which requires 3 or 4 years of school (I went 5 years for a master's in MechEng in Norway) and you can start working, making your 6 figures. Yeah, school is brutal, and you have to learn a lot of complex math and physics, but it's doable if you have an IQ >110. At the end you have a relatively small amount of debt, and lots of job opportunities. The other thing is programming, or computer science, which has even more opportunities than engineering, but is boring as fuck IMO.

The reality is that nobody wants to be an engineer or a programmer, even the ones who go that route. Engineers wouldn't make the kind of money they do because it's fun, it's because it's boring work and not a lot of people want to do it. We do it because we know it's much better than the alternatives.

based
I went to law school. 150K in debt, had my own office for 10 years but couldn't compete with the larger firms (at least I didn't go farther in debt). unemployed now for 3 years, i've received 1 interview out of 100+ applications
my brother went to a small state engineering college. failed his PE first time but passed on second try. making 6 figures now with no debt.

Johns Hopkins School of Plastic Surgery

Is he in civil engineering, since he tried to get his PE?

Next year after Yang takes over.

I dream of genie was so fucking hot.

yeah, roads and bridges mostly. in one of the poorest and smallest US states. he was at 90K with the state Dept of Highways for a few years, plus all their hefty benefits. recently took a new job making over 100K now in private sector, but its mostly contract work for the state

programming is fun tho wtf you on about

There are only six schools in the country that offers a degree in packaging science. Think about it, every company that sells a product to a consumer need someone to figure out how to best get it to the consumer. Not to mention that packaging can cost a company a lot of money if they get it wrong, or are not efficient.

ABET mechanical engineering programs offer packaging certificates

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>clawed my way up to a $20 an hour position
>feel poor as fuck
>all the job postings I see are $10-12 hourly with retarded requirements

I know $20 isn't that great but jesus there's nothing out there.

>tfw you realize package engineering is patrician tier.

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I can't imagine sitting in a cubicle writing code all day.

There will always be need for individuals with practical skills.

nigga then why da fuck u in norway, come back to gwinnett homie

Typo. I'm originally from Gwinnett. I moved here years ago for the free tuition, and stayed. I don't really want to go back.

Kids aren't that expensive. Not for the first decade at least.

The tax incentive they give you would probably save you money in the early going.

So true

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i would like to engineer some packages (fudge) to her, if you know what i mean

It pisses me off how true this is.

You know whose fault this is? Your faggot ass boomer parents. They taught you nothing. If I was you Id probably burn their house down while theyre asleep in it and then kill myself because at thisbpoint youre hopeless and out of options.

Nice. I mean 44k isn't much, but it might be worth it just because you can work from home.

I'll lubricate the knot so your death is swift. If you can't even master low level subversion for the sake of your own family, what makes you think you have any use for Order? Grow a fucking spine.

Think around 10-15k. 7-12k after state support if you're poor. If you make more then 50k a year or $30/hr, you'll be fine. Just don't be an addicted degenerate.