How does Jow Forums's perfect bf/gf looks like?

How does Jow Forums's perfect bf/gf looks like?

Ill start, ideal bf:
>5'5 and taller
>if tall, strong and bulky, if short, thin with lean muscle
>dark blonde hair
>bright eyes, double points if light brown or hazel blue
>hairy chest and legs, especially with light colored hair
>16cm dick and under, thicc lil fren, uncut
>showers daily amd has good hygiene
>bacne and likes it that i pop blackheads

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I don’t believe your a female your wants are to physically based

>thicc lil fren

I think we need numbers on the girth

Lmao thank you

Id say thicker than 2 fingers, roundabout but preferably a little less than 3 fingers
Which imo would be just enough to fill a mouth without it being uncomfy and just enough to trigger all the good nerves in the bagene without hurting it

Everything here fits me except the dick part.

I'm asexual though, so tough luck.

Here's some characteristics I prefer in a bf:
>not too tall, like 5'10" max
>into anime and games atleast slightly
>beard
>likes being little spoon (so i can be big spoon sometimes)
>strong, chunky is fine.
>cares for their health and eats well
>likes cats

This isn't an absolute ideal bf checklist as I cant think of much else to add. One thing I can mention is I've always been more attracted to brown/dark skin. Other Latinos and black men especially.

Ironically my current bf is a very pale, very tall white man. He's amazing and I love him very much. He's 6'2" unfortunately so we have a drastic height difference! He's just so sweet to me and I really feel at home when I'm around him. :>

Shorter than me, I'm not too worried.
Slim and healthy.
Blonde hair and blue eyes.
White of course.
Wants children and a simple rural life.
Is a national socialist pagan.
Loves sex, pregnancy, and being a mom.
Likes nature and animals.
Gentle-hearted but understands men need to protect our race.

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>One thing I can mention is I've always been more attracted to brown/dark skin. Other Latinos and black men especially.
Kill yourself coalburner.

ideal GF:
>long dark-brown hair
>dark green eyes
>nice teeth
>fair light skin, no acne
>around 170cm
>wears glasses
>thin
>boyish mannerisms
>stylish but casual at the same time
>flat chest
>looks way younger than her actual age

miscellaneous:
>likes superheroes, specifically DC's and specially super girl
>is a civil engineer
>smart
>funny
>good relationship with her parents

Weird, that fits me.
>5'5 and taller
6'4
>if tall, strong and bulky, if short, thin with lean muscle
Strong and bulky.
>dark blonde hair
Light brown
>bright eyes, double points if light brown or hazel blue
Light brown
>hairy chest and legs, especially with light colored hair
Hairy tuft between pecs and hairy legs.
>16cm dick and under, thicc lil fren, uncut
18cm, uncut and thick
>showers daily amd has good hygiene
Yes, and excellent hygiene. My sweat doesn't even smell.
>bacne and likes it that i pop blackheads
Not much of that anymore, but yes.

>national socialist pagan
Lad, the only one of three that's even remotely common among women is the 'socialist' bit, and all three categories are going to have a lot of degenerates mixed in.
>loves sex
After marriage, I hope
>and pregnancy
lol, just lol

She's not white, who cares if she wants a black eye.
Better that the mutts stick to themselves.

I know they're not common, this thread is not about commoner women, it's about ideal women.

>pregnancy
I want an all-natural girl who doesn't drug herself with birth control.

By the way that wasn't three categories. I want a Hitlerite pagan gf.

Oh, why the fuck not.

my "ideal" gf:
>170 and taller
>skinny or athletic
hard mode for beyond ideal looks:
>dead pale, green eyes, B cups
And the tricky parts:
>ambitious
>confident
>charismatic
>empathetic
>positive attitude and sense of humour
>busy doing something towards her goals instead of posting in such shit threads

My ideal gf;
>Female
>Feminine penis
>~170cm
>Bleached butthole
>Blonde
>Deep blue eyes
>Small mouth
>Small feet or at least nice soles

bf
5'4"-5'7"
Black hair
Dark eyes
Thin eyebrows
Thin gymnast body (I'm not a gay guy btw)
Thin neck

>gf
>any height shorter than me so less than 5'10
>very pale or tanned white
>dark hair with blue eyes
>big ol titties
>short hair
>will fuck other men in front of me
am I asking too much?

Why are you a cuck?

Because that's what makes my cock twitch. But really I don't know, low self esteem perhaps. There's something about seeing a girl fucked by someone more manly than me. Why do you ask?

>5'5-5'10
>green or blue eyes
>dark blonde or light brown curly hair
> A, b or c cups don't want to have to feel around her knees for her nips when where old.
>child barring hips
>fit, not like stupidly just healthy

Damn, that's me but not brown and I think dogs are way better than cats will ever be.

This, except not skinny. Some meat is nice.

There's so many different combinations of good looks, tall/short thicc/petite long thin legs/short fit legs, whatever.
After a year you'll be bored with her, if looks is the only thing she has to offer.
Personality and what she does in life is much more important.

My ideal gf now! :)

>5'5 and taller (preferably 5'8 and more bc i love tol girls)
>black hair (or at least dark), straight and preferably long
>white
>legs for days
>hourglass shape (d cups and bigger, thicc ass), dont mind if shes a lil chubby
>dark eyes, thick lips

I interestly dont mind if shes unshaved, i like bushes

Ideal BF:
>Taller than me, so 5'4'' is already fine
>Either skinny or a bit on a thicker side, the latter are great for hugging. Not that into abs
>Deep voice
>Dark hair, has a nice, full beard
>Likes cats and dogs
>Will watch comedies, anime and play games with me, but will cuddle up on bed and just chill.
>Dick is 14-16 cm, anything above is probably too big. Doesn't like it too rough, but is very passionate

Ideal gf
>blonde/red hair
>blue eyes/green eyes
>pale as anything
>big tiddies
>goth gf
>remotely intelligent

To be honest, my boyfriend is as ideal as I've ever seen when it comes to looks (and everything else).

>pale as fuck
>dark, full hair
>brown eyes
>a smile that would make anyone fall in love with him
>cute slightly crooked nose
>a cute neck and jawline
>not too hairy
>6'2.5
>wide shoulders
>average built
>dat cock

My literal 10/10

Ahhhhj

i don't even have an ideal body type...
i guess I prefer white tanned women with black hair and nice legs, kinda always gravitate towards that type
i am the sexy shitskin latino you're looking for

Ideal gf:
>5’6” or shorter
>not obese
>not ugly
>into anime and video games
>likes me

I can't believe how much racism there is in this thread. Segregation is long-gone, and "race mixing" is just love. People of color are wildly successful and extremely attractive, and you're just a bitter white boy who's angry and alone. Amazing how you don't realize that we're all just human.

Where's the racism dude?

Most people calling for white skin, blond hair and blue eyes, "shitskin" and "mutt" being thrown around for people of color and mixed-race individuals, literally Hitler being praised, shamed for being a coalburner a.k.a. liking hot black guys. Do you even hear yourselves?

Wanting to fuck white people isn't racist.
There is one poster who said racist shit, a self defined nazi. That's it.

ideal bf!
>taller than me, so taller than 5 4”
>I don’t like thin guys, I prefer a little more to hug
>A little muscle is nice
>Acne isn’t an issue, but not too much
>Prefer a clean face, I don’t like getting scratched by facial hair
>Kinda tan, not too pale
>Any color or type of hair, as long as it’s soft and fun to play with
>Eye color and dark circles don’t matter to me
>Has to like anime and video games
>Has to have a good sense of humor

Bonus if:
>Likes dogs
>Likes to play outside
>Reliable
>Outgoing
>Really dorky
>Into STEM field

Lmao youre doing the same thing
>I wanna fuck black people
>eww gross coalburner

>I wanna fuck white people
>eww gross racist

That's the whole point, anyone who lists racial criteria for dating is inherently racist. It's like if you put a giant "no negroes" sign on your Tinder. You can't do that because it's racism. There's good looking people of any race so just put something more inclusive like "clear skin, strong jaw, muscular, and tall".

I fully agree with this post. However, whiteness has been pushed onto society as the beauty standard forever, and thats why most of the people evolved their tastes that way. I myself am super extra ultra nonracist but my unconscious simply followed the status quo that dictates that white people are the most attractive, and i cant chsnge my unconscious.

The self declared nazis still stink

Oh, so youre a shitty troll. Ok, move along people, nothing to see here

So if i say i don’t want to date black people, that’s bad. But if i say I don’t want to date people with dark skin that’s okay?

Whiteness /is/ our society, the West is literally European, it's not external and somehow pushed onto us. It's other races who are trying to push their way in. I can't imagine being so retarded to believe it's racist to be attracted to your own kind. What if, get this, whites really are the most attractive?

>I can't believe how much racism there is in this thread.

Kek tranny, you're on Jow Forums, what do you expect, everyone to bend their asses for niggers and spics, fuck outta here.

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Well I would say that not wanting to date people with dark skin is just internalized racism and classism. Not only are people of color considered uglier than the other races, but dark skin is also a sign of working outdoors, i.e. being poor. There are good looking black men and others with dark skin, so why exclude them? Why perpetuate racist ideas and not mix it up instead?

Low IQ retard


Your thoughts aren't your own, you are polluted by the left wing politics of the modern age

Niggers are inherently inferior to most other races (save for abos), and I'll be damned if any one of my children ever would think of fucking a nigger and ruining my gene pool with a litter of monkies.

You call anyone who disagrees with you backwards, but the reality is that I've accepted this as a new way of thinking in light of YOUR politics dooming society.

Now keep letting Jerome fuck your girlfriend, you spineless pussy

No, it's not racism. Racism is the belief that one race is superior to another.
Thinking "pale skin with dark hair is really hot" doesn't men "all people who don't have it are inferior, and must submit to the pale skin dark hair race".

Ideal gf although not mandatory
>Similar height-shorter (am 5’7)
>no need for giant ass or tits, just proportional
>does sports of any kind
>doesn’t need to be super athletic as long as they aren’t too over/underweight
>long straight/wavy hair that is dark/blonde
>fun and witty
>more cute than hot
>doe eyes

Shame the most recent person I know who ticks off most/all of these isn’t looking to date and just wants to be friends

Im not european. Push your shit away. My country is extremely miscigenated. Because of the aftermath of colonization, white skin is sadly seen as the ideal. I can consciously be very aware of the effect of it but i simply cannot change something as unconscious as sexual attraction

>not being able to smell a woman right away
Also, negroids are not inherently inferior. Race mixing perverts nature and whites are superior in Europe. But Africans are superior to Europeans when in their own habitat, under the baking African sun, when exposed to malaria and their other native diseases, and so on. The final redpill is realizing no race is totally superior without a biological and environmental context. Also niggers are ugly.

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Interestingly enough, Nazis would have prevented that miscegenation which would have preserved the uniqueness of your race and culture.

Preferences can be racist if they are acted upon. "I prefer white employees" is racist and illegal.

I think we can all clearly see that the true crime against humanity is weaponized autism.

It's only racist if the reason why you'd do it is racist itself. If you're looking for an actress to play a young Queen Elizabeth II, it's not racist to only hire white people for example.
Thinking "pale skin looks great with dark hair, I love the contrast" isn't racist. Thinking "pale skin is a sign of pure aryan blood, I'd never date a shitskin because they're stupid criminals" is racist.

NOPE

Not falling for this one again!

Last time I answered one of these threads, I didn't hear the end of it for like three months.

Nice try!

Hey Pedo, you back?

average
loyal
nice and submissive
able to have 5 kids and maintains herself afterwards.

see... out of the god damn woodworks....

But no, I'm not 'back' back... Just have some free time and posting on the board I love.

Ideal bf:
>Wants me

Can't hope for much else desu.

I don't.
Sorry.

sad

At least have something, so you can say you have standards. Would you really date a guy who didn't brush his teeth?

You're probably not that ugly. Try and love yourself a little bit more. There is a man out there who'll love you too.

You just aren't aware of your bias because it is so prevalent. Light skin looks good with dark hair and dark skin looks good with dark hair. That's because race has nothing to do with good looks except for racists. Normal people know anybody of any race has an equal chance of being attractive.

Race has nothing to do with good looks, I agree. There are good looking people of all ages, ethnicities, genders, whatever.

It doesn't do it for me, and it has nothing to do with race. don't like pale skin with red or blonde hair, as I don't like tanned white skin. They're both white and don't work for me.
I can say a black man is handsome, and just simply not my type. Me not wanting to fuck someone doesn't make them ugly. I also think the same of George Clooney: handsome, way too old, wouldn't fuck. I also think the same of many women: gorgeous, is girl, wouldn't fuck.

>Every race is equally attractive
Whatever you say bud. This is just communism applied to beauty and race, an insane and rabid egalitarianism disconnected from reality. Everyone knows whites are more beautiful except when you're fantasizing about an imaginary 'equal' world in your mind.

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>disliking dark skin has nothing to do with race
Really I have to wonder if you're even listening to yourself. Racial exclusion is racism. One day we'll look back and realize that skin color doesn't matter. The barriers we have against dark men are completely artificial, they are not just preferences that arose coincidentally, they are constructed by a racist world and inserted into your heart and mind in order to preserve white power. Sex with black men is a revolutionary act.

objective opinion on a subjective topic
double-black RiRi is best

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Yes, I can dislike a physical trait without it having anything to do with racism.
Skin colour matters as much as all other physical traits, and it's a perfectly fine reason why you can choose to not fuck someone.

I would go to hell and back just to kiss that woman.

Yeah, and a pile of shit smeared on a canvas is considered art in the modern era. That's the road of subjective aesthetics, when a race has lost every sense of beauty, morality, and creativity.

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That's just a contradiction. If the reason you choose not to fuck someone is because of their race, that is racism. And no, you can't dislike knappy hair + black skin without being inherently racist. Most people are racist and you are one of them.

Is it really? I’ve yet to meet a single person, in all the thousands of people I’ve met, that has held that belief. It’s more like confirmation bias on your end.
Besides, there’s obviously a superlative litmus test to determine what rules in terms of human beauty. RiRi arouses the peepee, your argument isn’t valid.
>when a race has lost every sense of beauty, morality, and creativity.
Hahaha what does this even mean, reread what you wrote and try and dissect what exactly you’re trying to convey, as is it’s quite vague

>you can't dislike knappy hair + black skin without being inherently racist
Why not? They're just a physical traits. I can dislike all the physical traits I want without it meaning anything racist.

What you're saying is
>Skin colour doesn't matter, is just a physical trait like any other
>You can't dislike it like all other physical traits, because that's racist
which doesn't make any sense.

>pale as fuck
why

I don't have to explain anything as it's a matter of reading comprehension. Not that I would expect a nigger-lover to be able to read. I just saw a thread on Jow Forums about a man living with his mother mail-ordering feces to his front door for sexual gratification. Just saying muh dik doesn't make it beautiful.

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No, race is real, skin color is real and does matter, it's just whose side you're on. You can be on the white side of the oppressor or you can stand with people of color and break down and dissolve racial barriers. Not liking black skin is definitely racist. I think you're trying to ask whether it's OKAY to be racist rather than "is it racist". The answer is no.

glossy faces look like shite

It's not even a face, it's an oily mask of makeup. The myth of the negress's beauty is completely shattered, doubly so for Asians, when their mud, talcum, glue, and sillicon is sloughed off.

>Racial exclusion is racism
So your saying I have to find every person equally attractive. I'm not allowed to have any form of preference without being racist? Hey fucked, I am allowed to fund what ever the fuck o want attractive and it has nothing to do with your petty little political reasons.

I couldn't tell you dude. Always liked it, both on men and on myself.
I always tried my best to keep myself super pale, since I was 13 or so. I love the way it looks on me, and I try to enhance it even with clothes and such.
On men, I like the way it looks against really dark features. I love the way veins, bruises and moles look on it. I love freckles, too.
It always looked really hot to me.

It doesn't matter as in "it doesn't define you as a person".
But it is a physical trait, and I'm allowed to treat it as any other physical trait, and like it or not. It's not racist, it's not about race, it's just about a physical feature.
Racist means I see your black skin and I judge your character as a person because of it. I don't, you're a person like any other. I just don't want to suck your dick because dark skin turns me on less than pale skin. And you're not oppressed because of it.
Why should skin colour be the only physical trait I'm not allowed to judge when picking a partner?

No, you're totally missing the point, there are ugly people but it has nothing to do with skin color, n-o-t-h-i-n-g. Every race has an equal amount of ugly people and attractive people. So if you're filtering by race, then you're cutting out attractive people only for the reason of racism. That's just called racism, and I bet you'd never tell a black guy you wouldn't date him because of the color of his skin in front of your friends, because you know it's wrong.

You might as well say that I have to start sucking off dudes or be a sexist. Yes, I am specifically not dating them because they're the same fucking sex as me. Not being a faggot is not sexist and not wanting to fuck niggers is not racist you insane feminist cow.

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>So if you're filtering by race
No I'm not filtering by fucking race but verbalizing instinctual urges. Dark skin does not do anything for me. I'm friends with black people for god's sake. Just because I don't find them attractive does not mean I'm racist. Different people have different ideas of beauty and that is okay.

You're mostly right but gotta differentiate a bit, mate. Preferences when it comes to dating aren't racist. Excluding people completely because of some racial factor would be.

Say, my preference is pale white chicks (and society wouldn't even be that big of a factor since modern trends shit on pale people and push the tanned look) or non-brown eyes (think I disliked brown eyes since I was a kid whose exposure to media were mainly books at that point) ... nothing racist at that point. Not ever giving non pale chicks a chance would be where it'd started, but also not 100% as simple since some preferences can be a total fetish (take poor redheads)

Not all biases towards what we consider attractive are based on racism infiltrating society.

Meh, don't dig the lips or nose. Original wins it for me. Also holy shit, white Riri is creepy. Something looks SO off.

lolololololol
I mean it's your choice to do whatever you want but that entire mindset is hilarious and probably why you won't end up with a decent black guy just getting ran through by tyrones till your walled out and stalled out. Have fun with your milquetoast race that's not good or bad at anything. I'll be in another country enjoying a truely diverse world you pleb.

I would venture to say that different people will be inclined to different races for different genetic reasons. Purebreeds are definitely the best at what they do but you have to introduce a mutt in every now and then so you don't end up in a pile health issues. Roasties are just stupid cunts that think their's some form of justice against the percieved oppression they've face as a result of being in a culture that has treated them better than all other cultures except for the 1 or 2 that are tied for that.

Your instinctual urges are racist, that's the whole fucking point. If your idea of beauty is that black people are unattractive then that is fucking racist and it's not okay. This site is out of control with neo-Nazi ideology running amok and it needs to change.

>when a race has lost every sense of beauty, morality, and creativity.
If you had any reading comprehension you’d see that I’m asking you to clarify your extremely vague views.
If you can’t properly express your viewpoints that’s not on me. You seem perfectly capable of expressing ad hominem, you should extrapolate for me what you mean by “a race losing beauty/morality/creativity”

Ironic that beauty, morality and creativity are all lost in your post.

You're probably the racist one. You're so obsessed with the idea that people with these different attributes are one way or the other or are treated one way or the other that you apply a list of prejudices to people based on superficial characteristics that are insignificant in the scheme of individual differences within races. I know you're full of shit and that you're racist because I scored in the exceedingly low percentage of no implicit bias in the harvard.edu implicit bias test. I highly recommend you take that and then reconsider just how it is you judge people user.

Ideal gf
>shortish
>a bit on the chonky side
>asexual
>20/10 personality

I don't agree with the premise that computer generated faces can be used to determine real world attractiveness.

>If your idea of beauty is that black people are unattractive then that is fucking racist and it's not okay.
What if it is just black people don't have features that are attractive. Everything down to bone structure is different between races. It's like saying I have to respect every shape equally and am not allowed to favor a circle over a square or have to like all colours equally and am not allowed to have a favorite colour. Your a fucking moron. Do you see lions fucking house cats? Are you trying to say lions are racist too?

Racial purity is completely genetically healthy in humans. There's never a need for racial miscegenation because the gene pool of pure whites is so large. This idea comes from dogs that have been aggressively bred incestuously to suit the needs of humans, creating genetic abominations like the Pug, that have legitimate health problems that would be alleviated by outbreeding.

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Tell me which premise you disagree with:
>it's fine to judge a person's physical attractiveness by judging their traits and how they match together
>skin colour is a physical trait like any other and doesn't matter

Because if both of these things are true, then you're allowed to determine whether you find a person attractive because of their skin colour or how it matches with the rest of their traits.

It's foolish to think that something is right or wrong just based off of instinctual urges. In fact, it is only our instinctual urges that inform our prefrontal cortex as to what it should work for. You're ignorant user and you should step back and think for yourself for a minute. You're filtering reality through a set of beliefs instead of constructing a set of beliefs based in reality and changing those when sufficient evidence show that your beliefs are insufficient. You're beliefs are more likely to cause the extinction of the entire human organism as a result of a lack of diversity making us susceptible to specific environmental stresses on a grand scale.

After observing the average iq of the ashkenazi jew which is one of the most inbred groups of humans there's a decent argument that we should to some extent attempt to make even more races of humans but to periodically introduce new genetic material since those jews have health problems.

Lions are a completely different fucking species to house cats. This is the whole point of what I'm trying to say. Black people are 100% human just like you. They are not another species, and some are good looking, and some are not, just like whites. People you should date: the attractive ones. People you shouldn't: the unattractive ones. Notice how race doesn't have to be involved.

I'm racist for trying to break down the racial barriers that separate white power mongers and the oppressed. Okay white liberal who doesn't "see race".

I never said anything to indicate I’d hold views opposite to that
There is nothing wrong with being picky as to which physical features you find attractive.
I’m asking you to further expand upon: >when a race has lost every sense of beauty, morality, and creativity.
since I honestly don’t have the slightest idea what it’s meant to convey

I misclicked user, I'm sorry. I'm a dumb dumb.

My post was meant for

Are you honestly telling me to morally justify the existence of my race?
Get into the oven, you mutt faggot. It is perfectly fine and desirable to have each race attracted to its own kind. If you're white, date whites. If you're black, date blacks.

You're racist because you believe a false premise of "white power mongers and the oppressed". I do see race, I understand it far better than you do which is how I'm not racist and you are.
> white people oppress
> no slavery in america
> slavery still exists in africa
> slavery still exists in the middle east
You have no clue what you're talking about. I'm seriously trying to help you so that you can be a happier person. You'll end up caring a lot less about other people and more about yourself.

Well in that context, sure, Jews are a 'race' that need more outbreeding, but Jews are more like a small incestuous global family in that way, the human counterpart to the dysgenic dog breeds. Africans don't need any white DNA to be healthy and adapted to Africa is my point.

Yeah this

I guess we'll compete

I'll repost because I misclicked.

Tell me which premise you disagree with:
>it's fine to judge a person's physical attractiveness by judging their traits and how they match together
>skin colour is a physical trait like any other

Because if both of these things are true, then you're allowed to determine whether you find a person attractive because of their skin colour or how it matches with the rest of their traits.
Why am I not allowed to treat skin colour as a physical trait like any other, and be attracted to certain tones more than others?