This literally JUST happened.
>go to giant eagle grocery store to get some salmon, a nutritionally perfect food
>They close at 8:00pm, it's 8:15
>see supervisor walk by
ME: hey buddy can you grab me some salmon real quick?
Him: uhhhhhh... I guess...
>two 300 pound negresses walk up
Negress: OH I SEE HOW IT IS *smacks lips* WE DUN KNA DA PASSWARD I GUESS DA PASSWARD IS BLANCO MAN FUCK DIS WACIST SHIEEEET
Me: Oh he was just walking by and I stopped him
Negress: NAH NIGGA DEY DON TOLD US DEY CLOSED BUT I GUESS DAS CUZ WE AIN'T NO DA PASSWARD DA PASSWARD IS BLANCO
Me: Did you talk to him? That guy right there?
Negress: NA WE TALK TA SUM OTHA BLANCOS THEY TOLD US DEY CLOSED CUZ WE AIN'T NO DA PASSWARD
Me: Ever occur to you those guys were going home because their fucking shift ended, and this guy here is a fucking supervisor who stays late and gets a production bonus?
Negress: *smacks lips* AWWW SEE I NEW U WUZ GON BE LIKE DAT MAN DIS PLACE SO WACIST
Me: You know I voted for Obama twice, then I voted for Bernie, but I think next time I might vote for trump just to piss you off.
This literally JUST happened
Gabriel Hill
Cameron Stewart
>itt things that never happened
good one op
Carter Ross
>They close at 8:00pm, it's 8:15
stopped reading right here. Whatever happened from this point is entirely your fault
Jace King
Ding ding ding
Gavin Cox
>implying you could get a word in edgewise over a worked up sheboon let alone two
Christopher Williams
>literally just happened
>its 6:30
really nigger
Joseph Robinson
When you live on black people time, you encounter black people
Landon Bell
This LITERALLY just happened. Cuyahoga Falls, between Akron and Cleveland.
Lincoln Ortiz
Keep reading stupid. I got what I wanted just fine.
Connor Rogers
I'm in Ohio you fucking retard.