You ever wish to eat the forbidden fruit?

Well when I was a kid, I wanted to eat that muthafucker so bad. So bad in fact, I got schizophrenia, which is a programming of my core mind into a non-sentient super computer.

Core mind, also known as reptilian brain, controls all the bots that run ya breathing, cells, heart rate etc. It's pure fucken logic. And what it did was train my fucken IQ up, so it could locate the forbidden fruit for me.

It noticed patterns on the internet in the media that pointed to the Illuminati, and then to a aryan loli.

So this bitch did all these fucking tricks to get the Illuminati's attention, and then did a trade. They wanted the textbook forbidden fruit for the true version.

Because they're fags that get off on a human turned into a robot. So my fucken core mind, discovered speed of light travel, life evolution, universe beginning, effect of drugs, which can first pleasure or pain, all of this fucking shit.

And this was after it had got the girl.

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Looks like the dingo ate the wrong baby.

This but unironically

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Remember to sage schizo-threads

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Here cunt. Sound travels exactly the speed of light in a near-vacuum (can never be a full vacuum due to background dark matter "nothing").

ok but ur a retard off ur meds again

Aussie posters always behave intoxicated.

Are you the same Aussie that wants the Simpsons banned because it gave you schizophrenia too?

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>forbidden fruit

There is no such thing.

hmm forbidden fruit can be like your mother or sister.. at least that's how I see it

Please continue

Me too

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how much seratonin per second does the forbidden fruit produce? asking for a friend

Based schizo poster at it again

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There's only 3 types of pleasure. And 2 pleasure chemicals.

Dopamine: power high (most excellent)
Seratonin: submissive high (really good)
Oxytocin (adrenaline): evil power high (shit)

When you yawn you get the same seratonin as cumming. When you smoke weed, drink, do heroin you also get seratonin.

When you do meth or pop eccys you get dopamine, but you have to be WINNING to maintain the dopamine. As dopamine is a winner's drug.

Oxytocin (adrenaline) is a combination of dopamine and seratonin.

It makes the fight or flight response. You fight response if target less thus dopamine higher.

You flight response if target more thus seratonin higher.

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illuminatis cant handle our psychic gains

Why didn't you just diversify your consciousness? Create an ideal and split yourself. I can teach you how.

Honestly I also have low serotonin. I can feel draining out as the day goes on. What’s the best thing besides an SSRI?

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thanks for the wikipedia rundown, based kangaroo

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Consider lightning. You see the flash first, and hear the sound seconds later. Sound travels at 343 m/sec light travels almost 10,000 times faster than that. Think of how instantly the light from lightning hits your eyes but then the sound of thunder lags behind a bit. It does lag behind a bit, but does it lag behind 10,000 times that of the light? Which really comes first the thunder or the lightning?

And God SAID let their be light.

>adrenaline high is shit
Not always, sometimes it's fucking amazing.

hahaahahah

>Sound travels exactly the speed of light in a near-vacuum

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needs another six day war

lmao

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Wait a minute... that drone is in AC7... lads help me out here, is Capcom digging into military intel to make their meme planes for their games? Is Capcom possibly the most powerful intel conglomerate on earth, so much that it is so influential that they can make vidya out of top sekret intel without fear of the public noticing or other inteligence groups even batting an eye?

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>sound
>near vacuum
user, what exactly do you think sound *is*???

>and then to a aryan loli
Tell me more.

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>taking synthetic serotonin
Lol ask Hoffman

>forbidden fruit
just let your family know that your gay user, im sure they will understand in this age of tolerance. Failing that suicide might be the right path for you.

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does anyone have a link to the Christchurch video?

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