PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - STILL LATE NIGHT EDITION /ptg/

BUT HE WON'T

THANOS DIES
FUCK YOU SOIBOI KEK FAGGOTS

oh shit youre right theres one right there

Guys it's over. Fox News admitted the Russians elected Trump

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You would find better results posting that on reddit though the cucks probably have all already watched it

>Paying jews.

This is awesomely horrifying.

>the good guys in the disney movie win
I'm shocked, not since "rosebud" has a mystery confounded viewers so.

>Why can’t Trump get rid of all the beaners like he promised? I voted for him to eliminate hispanics, not to import and shelter them.
>I'm just going to ignore the ongoing legal battles and external pressures he's putting on Mexico halting the flow.
>Judges appear skeptical of Trump's plan to force asylum seekers to wait in Mexico
>latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-9th-circuit-migrants-wait-in-mexico-20190424-story.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed: HawaiiStories (Hawaii Stories)
>Migrant caravan: Mexico detains hundreds in raid
>bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-48036092

These are old recycled obama memes

Soon

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>NO WALL
>NO LOCK HER UP
>Illegal immigration at highest levels since Dubya
>No repeal and replace Obamacare
>Trump couldn't stop the caravan
>Trump couldn't end DACA
>Trump couldn't pass the RAISE act
>Trump couldn't end Birthright Citizenship
>Trump couldn't make E-Verify a law
>Trump couldn't defund Planned Parenthood
>Trump couldn't invest $1 trillion to improve national infrastructure
>Trump couldn't pass the travel ban
>Trump couldn't close the Wall Street special interest loopholes
>Trump couldn't put price controls on prescription drugs
>Trump couldn't stop foreign lobbyists from raising money for American election
>Trump couldn't resist bombing Syria
>Trump couldn't pull the U.S out of NATO
>Anti bds law
>Gave Israel 38 billion
>Increased the National debt by $2trillion
>Gave the 1% a tax cut
>Farmers bill
>Omnibus bill
>Amnesty bill
>Crime 'reform' bill
>No unclassified FISA
>No Awan indictment
>No Uranium One investigation
>No voter fraud investigation
>No Feinstein Chinese spy investigation
>Sessions did nothing
>Pedogate has vanished
>Assange has vanished
>55k sealed indictments went nowhere
>Hired a bunch of neocons
>Continued middle eastern wars
>Ramping up for even more wars
>Global LGBT crusade

Related vids:
>Trump won't pursue prosecuting Clinton
youtube.com/watch?v=KmVO3ko-iU8

>Trump: Lock her up? Now we don't care!
youtube.com/watch?v=Ix49LjgaTaI&

>Trump praises Hillary Clinton, dismisses Benghazi
youtube.com/watch?v=o4lFrk4PbVg

>Full amnesty omnibus Bill
docs.house.gov/billsthisweek/20190211/CRPT-116hrpt9_u2-.pdf

>Summary of bill:
conservativereview.com/news/5-insane-provisions-amnesty-omnibus-bill/

>Crime 'Reform' Bill
congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/5682/text

>Combating European Anti-Semitism Act
congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/672/text

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if there is a hitler in germany there will be a stalin in russia

rarely does a movie end with a bad guy winning. even without a spoiler to a movie, why does it surprise anyone?

>THANOS DIES
Who?

What is President Trump’s Greatest Achievement so far?

>Releasing thousands of black crack dealers onto the streets

Lowest black unemployment ever

>Moving the US embassy to Jerusalem

Repeatedly bombing Syria

>Continuing to wage a brave war against Afghanistan to bring them democracy

Giving over the Syrian Golan Heights to the Jews

>Cutting all humanitarian aid to Palestinian refugees forced out of their homes by the Jews

Allegedly building factories (unconfirmed) which will be staffed by the most immigrants ever in history

>Declaring the Iranian military a terrorist organization

Drastically escalating tensions with Russia using sanctions and threats

>Sending weapons to the revolutionary government of the Ukraine

Sending billions of dollars of weapons to Saudi Arabia

>Cutting taxes for corporations and billionaires

Passing a comprehensive resolution against anti-Semitism

>Ending the cruel policy of child separation at the border

Harassing the Chinese by kidnapping their businesspeople

>Banning bump stocks

Sending $38 billion to Israel

>Ending the Iran deal

Prosecuting Julian Assange

>Attempting to launch a war against Venezuela to bring them democracy and human rights

Pushing to legalize homosexuality in every country in the world

>Spending billions to empower feminists in Africa

Posting a Game of Thrones meme on Twitter

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>why does it surprise anyone?
You know why.

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Why's he playing chicken with starting his campaign, what the fuck?

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>OH
>NO
>NO
>NO
...

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evil villian of marvel movies

thano dies
many of the characters that 'died' come back to life
its all gay

>i have no idea what this is

what is this?

>he doesn't know

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the fact polls are done to do nothing more than throw off the RCP average is really disappointing

I’m just waiting for him to rape a 3 year old on stage, and watch CNN defend him

I see they are going further down the diversity road, I hope this will push retards to stop wasting their time on these shit movies (even if pirated, don't fucking watch it you endorphin slave)

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See you in 2020

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my guess is many wise people are around him telling him DONT FUCKING DO IT MAN, YOU'LL END UP IN A MEME GRAVEYARD, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THE WORLD WORKS NOW, etc.

and he's been stubbornly insisting to carry on with it. so, now the fun begins...

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i thought this bitch was an actrees LOL

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>Thanos
I clapped because I know who that is

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Enemy of the people

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He already said they gave him permission to touch them

pepe speaks
honkler speaks

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here let me help you seethe some more

>President Trump called on Congress to fully fund a wall along the Southern border, to close legal loopholes that enable illegal immigration, to end chain migration, and to eliminate the visa lottery program.
>Under President Trump’s leadership, the Department of Homeland Security took action to wind down the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program in an orderly fashion, following the assessment of the Department of Justice (DOJ) that DACA lacks legal authorization.
>This action gives Congress the opportunity to consider appropriate legislative solutions, as required by our Constitution.
>The Trump Administration rescinded the unlawful Deferred Action for Parents of Americans (DAPA) program.
>The Department of Homeland Security launched the office of Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement (VOICE).
>From President Trump’s inauguration through the end of FY 2017, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) made 110,568 arrests of illegal aliens, a 40 percent increase compared to the same time period the prior year.
>Over the same time period, removals that resulted from arrests increased by 37 percent.
Of the illegal aliens arrested by ICE, over 92 percent had criminal convictions or pending criminal charges, were ICE fugitives, or were illegal reentrants.
>In FY 2017, there was a 17 percent decrease in border removals, which shows the deterrent effect of strong interior enforcement.
The number of counties participating in the 287(g) program, which gives state and local law enforcement entities delegated authority by ICE to enforce immigration in their jurisdiction, has doubled.
>In FY 2017, ICE conducted 226,119 removals. The proportion of removals resulting from ICE arrests increased from 65,332, or 27 percent of total removals in FY 2016 to 81,603, or 36 percent of total removals, in FY 2017.

>thanos dies
>not assuming this from a disney movie

guys, cmon really

>tfw work in medical and the vast majority of your profession are retarded lefties
Anyone else know this feel

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>based Muslims
No

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THE TRUMP ONE YEAR WARNING

>I can relate. My wife has been fucking black dudes since we first got married 7 years ago. The other night I caught her texting some dude named Jamal. Pretty sure it's another black guy. He was sending pictures of his dick. She was sending him kissy faces and hearts.

So this morning I was like, you know what, fuck this. Gave her ass a one year warning. If she's still cheating on me this time next year, I am going to be so mad.

>I can relate. My house has been broken into every day since I first moved in 7 years ago. The other day I caught some guy named Jamal grabbing my entire wallet and car keys. Pretty sure he was black-hispanic. He was going to become a basketball-playing astrophysicist taco salesman on Mars. He needed the car to get to NASA.

So this morning I was like, sure, you know what, I'll give you a one-year warning to give back my car and money. If he hasn't returned it by then I'll be forced to ask him to give it back sternly.

>I can relate. I got shot yesterday by a jihadi in Afghanistan. The other night I caught a 7.62 in the head with my helmet. Pretty sure it wasn't an accident. It came somewhere from the mountains.

So this morning I was like, you know what, fuck this. Gave the Taliban a one year warning. If they're still shooting at me and other American troops, we're going to be so mad. If they keep it up, we'll be forced to give them a serious talk and stop buying their opium in a decade or two.

>I can relate. My country has given Israel billions of dollars ever since the 1960s. The other day they got guaranteed the Golan Heights by my leader. Pretty sure he was raised in New York. He's been sending even more billions and has been appointing Jews to his cabinet positions.

So this morning I was like, you know what, fuck this. Gave his ass a one year warning. If he's still sending money to Israel, I'll be forced to write a very serious note to him on my voting ticket.

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>the bad guy dies at the end of a series dedicated to children and soys with the mentality of children
No way, who couldn't see that coming.

She's the greatest CEO of the 21st century who did nothing wrong.

???
Its over
Biden has Won

>vast majority of your profession are retarded lefties
You don't have to tell me. I'm working in IT.

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Here is the "America First" Agenda of Trump:

1. He moved embassy to Jerusalem.
2. He dropped bombs on Syria.
3. Sanctions against Iran with threats of war.
4. Sent record tax dollars to Israel.
5. Funded the Wall in Israel on the Border to Jordan.
6. Gave Israel $38 Billion Military aid.
7. Gave the Wife of Sheldon Adelson the Medal of Freedom.
8. Funded Jewish settlements with US tax payers money.
9. Trump signed Anti-Israel Boycott Act.

BONUS ROUND

Trump gave Israel the Golan Heights.
Trump is criminalizing nationalism by whites, while encouraging nationalism of Jewish, Black, and Hispanic interests.

Donald J Trump has not:

>Built a wall

>Stopped H1 visas

>Kept his stepson with outside influences out of his administation

>Gotten rid of current illegal immigrants (our biggest problem)

None of you are holding him to the fire on his failings and he will leave office with these problems enhanced, tenfold.

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Nope, they're still better than what they replaced.

>No way, who couldn't see that coming.
someone who willingly digests soi

Thanks for sparing me four hours of my life, you glporious faggot.
>parents will egg me to watch it anyway
>tell them that I don't give a shit for the six gorillionth time

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Elizabeth Anne Holmes (/hoʊmz/; born February 3, 1984[1]) is the founder and former CEO of Theranos, a now defunct company known for its unlikely claims to have revolutionized blood testing using surprisingly small volumes of blood such as from a fingerprick.[2][3] In 2015, Forbes named Holmes the youngest and wealthiest self-made female billionaire in America on the basis of a $9 billion valuation of Theranos.[4] By the next year, following revelations of potential fraud, Forbes revised her net worth to zero dollars,[5] and Fortune named Holmes one of the "World's Most Disappointing Leaders"

She perfectly exemplifies the Obama years.
Nothing. Wrong.

What about the ones already here? The ones who fraudulently gained citizenship for generations? Current illegals are a problem. The ones already here are a bigger problem.

Also: fuck the law, mass deportations NOW.

Are you excited you could be raking the leafs soon?
>foxnews.com/world/duterte-philippines-canada-garbage-declare-war

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He was about to announce but then some strong black women told him not to so he stopped. That's the kind of leadership I want. Someone that caves easily to animals.

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based and redpilled

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The only good capeshit are the Batman movies from the 90's for their cheesy nostalgia, the three Spiderman movies, and that one Fantastic Four movie, fight me.

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Soon

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younger generations are starting to note that jews are bad people

I will not be satisfied until chinks receive their centennial asskicking. But yes. That's funny.

Trump Distorts Your Every Wish

>Immigration Wish

America: “Mr. President, we want you to stop illegal immigration!”
Trump: “Sure, I’ll stop illegal immigration – by making it legal!”

>Wall Wish

America: “Mr. President, we want you to build a wall!”
Trump: “Sure, I’ll build a mass concrete wall with barb wire to keep everyone safe in an ethnically pure country – in Israel!”

>Jobs Wish

America: “Mr. President, we need you to create jobs!
Trump: “Sure, I’ll create more jobs than ever before – for blacks, hispanics and immigrants!”

>Big Tech Wish

America: “Mr. President, we want you to stop the abuses of the tech industry!”
Trump: “Sure, I’ll stop the big tech industry from abusing – the blacks!”

>Wars Wish

America: “Mr. President, we’re sick of these endless wars, please stop them!”
Trump: “Sure, I’ll stop these endless wars, I’m already pulling out of Syria – actually, no I’m not! I’m Queen Esther, savior of Jews!”

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Not as bad as hispanics, honestly family.

what they doing to the beaches?

they already surrendered

boomers BTFO (literally)

Which Fantastic Four movie? There's four of them.

Remember people here saying Mexican troops didn't know which side of the border they were on?
>They crossed over the Rio Grande into the U.S., “swiftly approached” the U.S. soldiers, and ordered them out of their unmarked Chevrolet Tahoe at gunpoint
Mexishills btfo

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twitter.com/CanadianMint/status/1120718128412078080
Thoughts on the new canadian dollar coin?

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>im aunt esther

nigger what???

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when they see sand they instantly think of bombing a Palestinian home
so pretty much going to a beach is a fetish for them

I think we need a northern wall yesterday.

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No, there is no capeshit and watching things because they are "cheesy" is just a way of coping for your dreadful taste

what in tarnation

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my favorite thing about the 90s batman is how he can't turn his head, so he has to do this completely unrealistic "3 stooges" type of fighting

Shit will only get worse until SCOTUS rules on all these bullshit injunctions and lets Trump build the fucking wall

Can we please just build several thousand Phalanx CIWS's and line the border with them and just be done already

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Do you stupid niggers really want to play this game, again? Seriously, the first time didn't teach your lesson?
>realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html

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Wow. It somehow looks like it's worth even less than a Canadian dollar. How do you manage to fuck up that badly?

Canada's French ancestry

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Remember we almost got a nigger on the $20 if not for Mnuchin

Correct answer. Roger Corman was a genius when it came to mass producing B-movies.

oh you know

the smart ones know it wont be finalized by the senate and more importantly there would be even more serious blowback from it. the dumb ones are the ones calling for it. not knowing this or not caring

Iron Man builds his own Infinity Gauntlet to undo everything that Thanos did. Ant-Man travels through time and space using the Quantum Realm to retrieve the Infinity Stones from different time periods. Thanos tries to stop this plan but fails.

There better not be people here actually upset by these spoilers. There's already too many Nigger Felon League worshipers here.

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time travel is gay and I hate it.

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Agreed. They all need to go.

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Shaggy would have killed thanos with only 1% if his power LOL

Best metaphor I've read in a while...

When you lift up a big ass rock and see all the grubs, beetles and worms having a no holds barred free for all...that's essentially what happens below every Trump tweet. Tho two grub brothers jack each other off and it's really uncomfortable for everyone else.

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the flamethrower sucks, this will suck
youtube.com/watch?v=nuIVE7rh8zs