WHEN Q TURNS OUT TO BE LEGIT WILL YOU APOLOGIZE?

>WHEN Q TURNS OUT TO BE LEGIT WILL YOU APOLOGIZE?
Aye, sure. If this Q shit pans out, to show my remorse for doubting, I will personally volunteer for every firing squad that executes a Democrat. I'll bring my own AR 10, and ammo, don't have to supply me anything, I'll pay out of pocket. In fact, as a show of contrition, I'll replace the firing squad; I got this thing I'm working on, kind of an inverted ribauldequin, it's in the thumbnail sketch phase but if I get it off the ground it'll let me focus fire with multiple barrels to best effect...I will be the firing squad. I'll bear that weight, to make up for skepticism.

See, the Q shit, it's kind of a reverse Pascal's Wager. If it pans out and all the fucking traitors get executed, and I never had to take part in it, all my aims get accomplished and I win. If it's bullshit and comes to nothing, I will have never wasted effort on it that I put into more productive ends, and I still win.

Q is a legit Zionist psyop user...

I like you.

Matt Christmas from Chapo has a standing offer to bet any of the Q true believers any amount of money they choose that Q isn’t real. You get to decide the terms of the bet- e.g. on such and such a date such and such a person will be arrested and whatever Q nonsense you believe in will be vindicated as true. He’ll bet anyone any amount of money, provided they can show proof they have it in advance.

He’s been offering this now for at least 6 months. Shockingly, no one has taken him up on the offer yet.

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Dam beat me to it

Q sounds like Jew hmmmm...

>WHEN Q TURNS OUT TO BE LEGIT WILL YOU APOLOGIZE?

>When

Yeah, we've had nearly 3 years of "Q".

>Any day now Pedes
>Awoo
>The Storm is coming
>Locker Up
>Just sit and wait
>We have everything

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If this LARP ever turns out to be legit, I'll get down on my knees and suck your dick with the whole internet watching, OP.
But it's just a LARP. That's all.
I'll need some REAL proof to believe in it. I've looked at some site claiming to "prove" the "Q" phenomena, it's full of things like:
"MAN IN WASHINGTON DC RESTROOM BREAKS WIND - TWO QUICK SQUEAKS FOLLOWED BY A MIGHTY 'BRRRAP!!!' - Q IN MORSE CODE!!!" kinda stuff.

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I will eat a shoe if q was legit

So brave

I'd be happy to. This larp is starting to get old though.

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That "fake" post makes sense though... is this some genuine 4d chess??

>finally find Q thread a while back
>he's still answering questions
>"what about Israel, Q?"
>"Israel is an ally. - Q"
dropped

I will. Until then I will call you a cretinous imbecilic moron with below room temperature IQ, a gullible fuckface of a loser who is surprisingly enough straight but has been reduced via bad life choices (due to your abysmal intelligence) to licking the anus of truck drivers for burgers. Also you are a smelly, disgusting manlet with a mutilated penis, your parents are ashamed of you, and you are without a doubt the end of your bloodline.

It's things Jow Forums already knows, concerning NGOs shipping migrants from Africa and the Middle East to Europe. This is on every major news channel, it's not hidden knowledge.
But dress it up in "Q" livery, and the readers now think they're in a supersekrit club, on par with the Intelligence community.
If you want to see some top-class LARPing, see here:
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/138215910/#q138224947
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/141603542/
It's better than "Q".

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I was being sarcastic, you union-Jack ass

I swear, m8, I'll knock ur cunt right in, stab you in the chest, rape the wound, and will make you eat the cum as you die crying

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so what sauce goes with shoe?
and red or white wine?

Q is undoubtedly the greatest LARP of all time. Nobody has ever trolled so many so successfully.

>openly admits to being a chapofag