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I could have been the perfect chad. The perfect athlete. The perfect student. The perfect son. With the perfect girlfriend. My masturbation addiction and other addictions ruined all this. Now i'm trying to come back but i'm stuck. I have lost everything. Help..

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Piss off the mods and get permabanned

We'll all make it fren
Back to day 1

I miss my ex so much, I'm making a really expensive trip (I'm working just to pay it)and deviating a lot from my original route just to see her 5 days.
She may just insult me or we can fuck endlessly. I just love her so much.
I'm really afraid I can't meet anyone with such level of connection, everyone seems like a poor sim, almost everyone bores me. Idk what to do to stop feeling like this with people

>2019
>getting this emotionally invested in a woman
kill yourself

Oasis is still the best band of all time, idgaf what /mu/ says. Fuckin pseuds.

All the pretty girls that work at the shops on my way to and from work have left. Now its just ugly ones. This actually makes me pretty sad. Pretty girls make me smile. Guess I need to find other places to go now.

Cringe

thanks fren.

>just spent 20 minutes filling out info for a background check
>had a lot of jobs and never seen this shit before
>wanted my address history to the exact day for seven fucking years
>i must have lived in 15 different places the past 7 years and do NOT remember or have records of the exact god damned address
>ditto for work history, exact day, every period of unemployment even for one single day
>##fuckitt
>all i could do to fill out something for the shit
>wanted the street addresses and phone numbers of every fuckng compnay i worked for
GOOGLE IT YOURSELF YOU LAZY SHITS.

if i get turned down because of a sodding background check i'm just gonna be a fucking barista or something, i'm done with this shit

Why were you staring at meeee

I really wish I never saw your putrid world. Digging deeply into politics, researching, seeing evil filthy shit. For what reason? You actually thought uncovering all these horrors would end in something positive? You thought justice would be served? Why even dig for truth when the entire system is so corrupt that it's literally impossible to change anything, ever. It would all have to be burnt to the ground for anyone to even have a chance. So now I'm left knowing what evil exist and knowing there is not a fucking thing that will ever be done about it.

I was happy in my world of imagination. You ruined it. Fuck you.

I have so much anger inside me, I am afraid I will never get it out.

I wanna fuck an alien.

You ruined it all

That short man had a point.
The dating standards that women have are ridiculous. There are no benefits to a guy being taller than everyone, on the contrary, they have shorter lives and are more likely to have back and knee issues in the future. The faggot who attacked him should be arrested also, picking on a guy who is small and doesn't even work out, isn't exactly a brave thing to do.

>short guys live longer
umm but then we don't get their money when they die dumb fuck

Installment of the post office battle:
>sat on front step of building for two hours in the rain this morning waiting for bitch to show up
>she parked around the side, heard the box open and ran out
>cops me an attitude that she doesnt want to deliver it because it doesnt fit in the package box
>its your fuking JOB to deliver it
>already asked them for redelivery, about as good as prayer to santa claus apparently
>tells me her superviser is going to "call me"
>refuses to give me his fucking number
>fat niggerbitch with braces
>waited all day, no call
>seething mad, i have shit to fucking do
>charging my phone, going to just go down there and bring the box back via lyft or a damn taxi if i have to
>no recourse, no accountability
>pay these fuckng niggers 200 to ship a box and they are unable to do their fucking one and only job of DELIVERING THE FUCKING MAIL
>THIS IS THE USPS GOVERNMENT SERVICE THAT IS TAXPAYER FUNDED AND THEY CANT DO THEIR JOB
so mad i want to fucking kill them. i dont even know how im gonna get the fucking heavy pissing box out the curb to the lyft in the first place.

so apparently if your job is too hard or requires effort you dont need to do it ??? and they will NEVER face consequences for anything. the post office doesn't even HAVE a phone number, just a fucking automated listing that goes to this directory shit and none of the listed options are my zipcode. stayed on the line for "if your zipcode isnt' provided stay on the line" got a mouthy bitch saying that isn't her job IT IS YOU FUCKING CUNT

why. why? i will never, ever, ever, ever, ever use usps again i hope they burn in hell i hope they become absorbed by amazon and turned into minimum wage slaves working from 4 am until midnight. i'm sick and can barely walk and have no car so now i have to get a box from across town down to here how tf hell that's what i already paid them to fucking do.

god help me i dont even have any booze on hand

The super hot girl I met on that night out nearly a year ago and got her snapchat posted another story and now I'm mad about being a pussy again.
She's so fucking hot and she was clearly fucking interested and I fucked up by never messaging her and the fact that I get angry about this so often even though its been nearly a year is fucking embarrassing.
I hate myself.

I'm not "happy for you" that you got married, I'm fucking pissed off.

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thoughts?

>2019
>dating women

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Missed my chance on a dream woman because I put her on a too high of a pedestal.

I don't know how to deal with this crushing feeling in my chest, never felt anything lik this, its getting hard to breath. Please help me.

Fuck her mom

I miss you but I’m not going to bother you.

I really fucking hope we all die. Get hit with an asteroid. I hate you all.

Have sex unironically

this but ironically

Shut the fuck up dude, she is a god damn PutAringonherfingeryouabsolutefuckingmoron/10.

How do I turn back time? Please oh my fucking god let me turn back time! Let me fix this!

You're all fucking loser...."Oh I wanna fuck a hot girl but can't" Wah wah wah. Fucking die. Is that all that is important to you? DIE!

Next post, that I posted, is for you user.

She's watching me.

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Give me her social media I'll help you date her again might hookup with her if I feel like it though idk

How about you get on your knees and start sucking

Its a gioyc thread not a talk about your biggest failings and problems in life thread.

To be fair you could argue than anything but eating and shagging is of contrived importance (and shelter from storms and bad weather too)

I dont even want her back, i just want it to stop hurting whenever i think about her

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Is it fun? Shitting on people who just want to get something out of their chest because they have no one to talk to?

Seriously, fuck you dude.

It's like an endless box of free kittens. I love it. So many free kittens. I want to hug them all and play with them and take them home. Then I'd have a house full of cat fur and be stuck training a billion cats so I have to pick one or two cats that hopefully get along.

But all the free kittens! SO CUTE!! I want them all!! OMG! KITTENS!

I want to divorce my wife and live alone again. I miss coming home on Friday's, pulling the curtains shut, putting on some tunes or a podcast, and cooking a delicious meal. I'd stand there at the stove in my undies frying up a steak and drinking a whiskey with soda water. Afterwards I'd take a hot shower and sit in the living room in silence and stare at the wall until I fell asleep. In the morning I'd buy a paper and go to the local diner. I'd get a booth in the back and read while waiting for my food -- usually biscuits and sausage gravy with a chocolate milk. Then I'd go home and bang my fleshlight. I'd wash the cum out of it, smoke a joint and take a hot shower. I'd rent a movie and order Chinese takeout. I'd get something with cabbage, steamed rice, and an order of pork dumplings. I'd start the first ten minutes of my movie, pause to eat, wash up, and then go finish it. Wake up Sunday and go back to the diner. Come home and bang my fleshlight again. Smoke another joint. Cook some dinner with leftovers and take them to work on Monday. Shower and go to bed at like 7:00 PM with a couple of beers on my stomach. I hate my life now and if I can't return to this soon I'm going to hang myself in my closet.

Alright man chill out. Ask her out for coffee or something. Give more deets

iktf and i have sex regularly.

just end it all.

>Then I'd go home and bang my fleshlight. I'd wash the cum out of it
>Come home and bang my fleshlight again
>I hate my life now and if I can't return to this soon I'm going to hang myself in my closet.
Why don't you bang your wife instead?

BOKU NO KOROSHITAAAAA

i'm a chronic masturbater

You're all entitled fucking losers. I hate you all. You have food and internet, a place to live, and you're still not happy. Die losers.

We should masturbate together sometime nohomo

BOKU NO KOROSHITE KOWASARE!

fucking die loser

no thanks
why?

You just have to weep your tears and get over it- not in a ride way btw. I missed out on the person of a lifetime years ago. Nothing bad happened but things just never timed right. I'm still very friendly with them and am happy to have a soft spot for them.

Yes homo, i'll hire a sniper

What you need to do is live on the street for a while. Give it a go!

I honestly think you're all huge losers for so many reasons. I'm outta here.

Then do it. Get the papers, get the attorney and file for divorce due to "unrecognizable differences". For once it really is you, not her. You're happier alone. Don't give warning and don't fuck her until it's all over or she'll get preggers to try to force you to stay. Kids make EVERYTHING worse.

You're on a gioyc thread what did you expect

I'll likely die on the run.

Bottomline is I had all the time in the world to take her. For whatever fucked up reason I wasted that time doing nothing. She eventually stopped waiting for me. Now she is seriously dating another dude, a better literal me.
I am a fucking moron. The dumbest piece of shit on this earth. Other people already told me how its beyond them that I fucking messed this one up and how bloody retarded I am.

I think I am about to have a panic attack you guys, being absolutely serious here. Its getting really hard to breath. Fucking kill me please holy shit

Why who'd you kill user. Give the juicy deets

Hire some hitmen off of Craigslist unironically

Why can't you just tell me already? I've been waiting for your answer.

I'm not wasting another minute on you.

wtf that sounds awful it’s just eating getting goobed up and cuming. in solitude.
It seems like you just want a bit of solitude. that’s not a bad thing to want.

What happened?

My life has never been worse but I feel just fine. Odd...

I understand what you're feeling. The first two women I dated cheated on me. Even after being cheated on, the thought of leaving was too difficult. If I stayed, then maybe I could at least keep the other guy out of her life. I thought maybe this was just a "one night stand", and that they didn't have feelings for the other guy. I chose to forgive them, but every day I lived in fear and doubt. Don't make that mistake. Have more respect for yourself. Listen, no girl is worth this. I don't care how perfect you think or say she is. In a few years, your soul mate will come along, and this will all seem ridiculous. Believe me. It gets better after today.

She is unaware man. I can't avoid her. I have to face her almost everyday. Acting like everything is alright. Acting like I am happy for her.
This is easily the biggest regret in my life so far.

How do I deal with this crushing pain in my chest dude? Please tell me, that way I could at least go to sleep.

I don't want to talk today or maybe for a few days. If I'm back than I'm back. But today I don't really need to talk.

No one wants to talk to your boring ass.

Do I have some kind of social responsibility to return women's affections and have sex with them or something? It sure feels like people in general think that if chicks like you, you're supposed to always let them have you. Why should I let them have me? What advantage is there in letting them into my life?

Yeah, fuck me for having feelings and being able to feel pain, right?

watching the poltergeist gives me a headache. i like spielberg but this film is just making me angry

You know what? Fuck you. I’ve hated you for a while now.

Paranoid faggots itt

It blows my mind how much we have in common; it blows my mind how much we disagree on. On 4th of July you invited me to hangout after the fireworks, I did not expect your friends. Your friends were fine, but I ubered away from my friends to be with you. Maybe you saw my ex DM on insta or you felt you were too drunk, but when you walked me out at 1am, I felt like you were kicking me out. You left me high and dry, and that sucked. The next day we texted for a while, but you did what you always do and stopped replying. That night, talking to a girl at a bar with no intentions, I realized how much she had in common with me. Not in the same way as you, but in a new way. I think that’s what I need now. You responded late in the night, but I did not take getting blown off lightly. I left town without seeing you again. But feelings don’t go away, so I apologized for not seeing you again. I think you have some flaws, but so do I. I still care so so much for you; I still want you more than anything else in my life. Maybe one day I will see you again. But I am not waiting around. For today, and for as far as I can see, goodbye.

What's wrong with it?

I wasted my time on a bunch of agents. They thought I was easy to manipulate. I fed them exactly what I needed them to know. Boom.

Eat some fuckin icecream and watch Cyrano. Don’t think about her. Or do, think about it really hard until the unpleasantness is completely unraveled, and cry and start anew. Many many people have been there, it sucks and you’ll make it. Sorry this happened.

You'll be happy to know it's mutual.

Yes. I’m not an idiot.

You don't even know the first thing about pain.

90s Spielberg was so kid's friendly that it makes me gag. He's an extremely competent director but between the lame speeches directed towards children about how souls reach heaven and the "we're cool parents, we do the devil's lettuce" shit, I just want to quit watching.
I'm still going to finish this film but I'm not enjoying it.
Also, the music is way too loud and whimsical, especially during serious/spooky moments.
I'd probably rate it a 7 though since it's technically good.

Take her sister out for icecream and watch Cyrano. Don’t think about her. Or do, think about it really hard until the unpleasantness is completely unraveled, and cry on her sister's naked body. Many many people have been there, it sucks and you’ll make it. Sorry this happened.

no hate

agreed 100%

Stop messaging me. Block me.

.....whimsical
I will kill you if come near me

I will if you give me your name. I talk to a lot of people. There are more people in this world besides you.

Do this too if she has a sister,that way you keep her as a friend while fucking someone who is visually equivalent. Based and creative solution