Styxhexenhammer666

What gets to me even more than his eShekel laptop begging was how he deceived me into believing he was as tech proficient as he claimed.
Of course, I did often wonder how he could be so inept with his audio managing, but when he said he would need to pay someone to transfer his HDD data..... without even realizing how clueless that made him sound, it became clear as day that he knew nothing, and that I was taken in by his boasts.

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I have watched him for a few years now but I must say when he talks about things I know a lot about (politics outside the US) he makes some big errors.
Makes me wonder if he is just talking out of his ass in other videos, and the fact that he gets repetitive isn't great either.

yes he's tech illiterate and yes he makes horrible videos on foreign politics, but I like his US related content

He doesn't let us see his cats anymore.
Merlin
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>but I like his US related content
lol but I like his US related content

Styx is a satanic cross dressing faggot. Beyond that, even when he isn’t dressing up in makeup and a skirt he dresses like an utter faggot.

he literally believes in voodoo and astrology

Yeah, he needs to exercise and shave his chest, or better still where a shirt.

"She obviously is stupid to understand the inner workings of magic"

I'm watching Styx for the stupid shit mostly or when he kept talking about England as a bunch of men saying "Tally Ho!" to each other and drinking tea.
He has a very sheltered quality about him like he only got the internet 4 years ago

Why would anyone listen to this retarded degenerate john lenon wanebee trash?

I was a bit surprised too. I never assumed that he was a tech wizard but I thought he was sufficiently knowledgeable to handle himself. It was already incredibly off-putting hearing him say that he was going to buy a gayman laptop (and ayylmaoware no less, good goy) instead of, you know, building an actual fucking computer, but fuck me sideways when he said that bullshit about needing someone to transfer his data I cringed so fucking hard that if you were near me with a camera you could've photographed a perfectly focused black hole.

>Clinks spoon

*too stupid
the (another) Hillary occult vid

Unrelated but why doesn't this faggot wear shirts?

Not only that he constantly complains about being sick. Wear a shirt you fucking idiot Vermont is cold in summer even

He's waiting for someone to fund a new Versace wardrobe.

He fucked them to death.

For better or for worse, people like his content
when he acknowledge the catalonian issue in spain, truth hit me: he is rather retarded, and basically the normiest of normies in terms of international politics
all these aside, he is enjoyable, he goes to the point, his garden updates are cool, and he is a rather funny lovable character
the real thing about youtube is this type of "real" content, and not corporate trash, so this type of people will always get a very loyal audience

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What did he say about Spain that was so wrong?

>"Yeah over there in Spain they are still obsessed with bull fighting and siestas and uncooked soup or whatever, Catalonian is basically similar to Italian or some shit"

He sucks off Trump too much. He gives him way too much credit.

He basically got caught up in the media lies about catalonia being an oppressed "nation" and shit like that
absolutely pathetic to watch for any spaniard with a little bit of knowledge and common sense
during that time, catalonia pulled a very big fake news campaign in twitter and some USA media totally fell for the troll, so styx also fell for it

who gives a shit about that faggot anyway?
he's a basic bitch magatard with basic bitch talking points that larp as a lolbert.

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>Makes me wonder if he is just talking out of his ass in other videos
of course he does, everything he says he pulls it out of his ass.

He said that Rutte had to work with our Green party which isn't true, they worked with D66
Would have taken him 2 seconds of googling to find out but he repeated it multiple times.
Also the focus on Wilders when anyone who was keeping their eye on the polls would have seen the rise of FvD, which went unmentioned until they big win.
Plenty of other things, his stance on abortion is also laughable.
In a recent video he said how the state can't ''force'' women to give birth.
Which is sjw tier retardation because the state didn't get the woman pregnant, she did.

Isn't Barcelona quite wealthy? I would put their separatist movement in the same league as Quebec I guess.

no this was a globalist plot to separate catalogna which is liberal from the rest of spain which is way more conservative.
this plot was totally backed by the EU as a regionalisation effort.

I watched him for some months 3 years back and noticed the same when he talked about things I know. That's also when I stopped watching him.

Plus this faggot claims (every video) that he has no smart phone, then films himself begging on one for free shit. How this faggot claim to be a lolbertarian again?

I still can't believe he was using an Alienware. That tells me all I need to know, honestly.

Catalonia is lolberal city
it is the most degenerate region of Spain, by far, in terms of drug consumption, immigration, ... and the separatists lobbied themselves to power
Puigdemont literally fled from the place during the riots, and is pulling out an Assange from Belgium, aka separatists haven

He can't wear a shirt because it's hot. He also has to wear a leather jacket because it's cold. That's literally what he said.

the fact that he claims to be a lolbert while in the same time having a totally paradoxale rhetoric is the funniest part.

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>What gets to me even more than his eShekel laptop begging was how he deceived me into believing he was as tech proficient as he claimed.
why is this a thread on Jow Forums?

>b-but he's e-begging
ok but why'd you make a thread about it?

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he said that on JLP right? kek

That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. I thought he was just trying to pull the 80's rocker look, despite looking like a stick.

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he works on his occult shit from his alienware laptop, between MRE and garden updates
what's not to love about him
*clink*

Well he makes multiple videos a day so I think he just tries to fill in some time by rambling.
I don't mind it.

Plus this fag is getting very lazy by appealing to the altright and trumptards. He honestly reads pol for an hour then retells us what we were thinking and said. He used to have opinions but now just a shmuck!!

it's not makeup videos that he makes, or personal blog about how he got fucked in his boipussy by tyrone and jamal. being factual is important.

Same here, he mentions hezbollah, sunnis and shias a lot. The majority of the time he's completely wrong about the facts surrounding middle eastern politics.
Also, he's often misinformed when it comes to non-US politics, for example his videos about bill C-71 and Canadian gun laws.

Ever since he started shilling for e-shekels for a 3k Alienware laptop, I stopped watching this crypto-kike.

He's a 30 year old satanic boomer that doesn't own a smart phone and can barely operate a PC. A literal NEET living in his parent's basement and off e-shekels from gullible MAGA-tards.
If he talks shit about his cash-cow Trump, he loses 90%of his audience and he knows it.
And hey Styx, you little faggot, I know you're reading this. I just want you to know that I was a huge fan until you started getting cocky post-2016. Your content got repetitive from milking the Trump cash cow so much.
I hope you get de-platformed so that you can get your life together and get a real job, you little parasite.

he's a zionist shill.
Owen Benjamin called him out recently.

he supports vaccines
so he's pushing corporate trash too
also MREs
those are corporate trash too

Yeah pretty much this.
I like him a lot and he is well reasoned on USA pol. Whenever he comments on UK pol I cringe. Mispronunciations, misinformation, assumes Nigel is a some big figure that could take down the system...

he even had some freaky BNP guy on his video for the midterms.

>also MREs
most cringiest part of his content kek

I don't know what jlp is. I stopped watching him 3 years ago when i realized how ignorant he is.
At least he said those in two different videos, but of course he does it for looks but he didn't want to admit that.

>owen benjamin

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>Owen Benjamin calling out another jewtuber for shilling e-shekels from magatards
Oh the irony

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>At least he said those in two different videos, but of course he does it for looks but he didn't want to admit that.
Why not? I gotta wear work boots on the job, so I choose engineers because I like the way they look. No big deal.

don't mind me
I am just being nice

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>JLP
Jesse Lee Peterson
Owen is based, have you seen his stuff lately?

Yeah I'm loving his flat earth stuff and him jacking himself off over his ''high IQ''
Not to mention his annoying faggot fanbase.

>Owen is based, have you seen his stuff lately?
Owen is a literal kike scamming you flat-earther faggots and anti-vaxxers out of your e-shekels by saying edgy shit.
He's a schizo that needs to get back on his meds before he kills himself and his whole family.

Owen is based tho.

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He is still /ourwarlock/ i still dont understand why OP make this stupid thread. Are you jelous that he gets so much support for his work?

I like him and i like his content if you dont not my problem

All of you shitstain loser are just jealous that my boy Styx is a thriving self employed shit talker. He gets paid to do what you neckbeards do for for fun.

This guy pretty much has it right: He talks out of his ass most of the time. He's often clueless to what's going on, but I suppose that's part of the charm. It's like listening to that semi-intelligent guy you see everyday, but who you know is wrong on a lot of shit he's going on about. He's sometimes on the mark and sometimes not, but he's genuine in his beliefs. Styx is genuine in his basic-bitch, lolbertarian views. He's never going to change.

His popularity comes solely by predicting the 2016 election correctly. There are a lot of people hang all their credibility on that. However, the bad thing about that is, once they fuck up a big event prediction, they lose all that credibility and fade away into obscurity. Styx needs to get off his high horse and admit when he does get it wrong. I stopped watching him about a year ago, and even then, it was mostly just background noise for when I play vidya.

His garden videos are pretty comfy though. I preferred his old garden setup, but he is legitimately knowledgeable about gardening. That's about all I watch from him nowadays. If his political commentary ever falls through, he should switch a more gardening/gaming heavy channel. Hell, he should probably start making that transition now.

That's about all. Peace out.

yeah ok fuck the retarded flat earth shit.
but except that he's went full in at naming the kikes.
>schizo
>meds
oh bwoy here we go...

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Seen him shilled aganst alot, i rarely waste time checking out youtube personalities, hes no exception, never heard him speak so dont got my own oinion formed

The fact hes another e celeb though doesnt do much for me

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>calls out the jews
>schizo
sure thing rabbi

Styx is alright but I would never associate with him irl or tell people about his videos.

the fag just reads the news and pol then rants it all back to us on youtbe. Almost as bad as that cuck tim pool

>Skinny
>Long-hair
>Boomer-tier tech knowledge
>Cat owner
>"Magick" enthusiast
>Generally ignorant of what he's talking about

But he's got 360,000 subscribers. Has this clown done anything useful with that or anything useful in general (specific activism that led to a result, field work)?

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Did you pay him faggot? If yes then neck yourself

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Both tend to ramble to the point of repeating themselves, too. They aren't exactly painful to watch, since most of their videos are so short, but you get everything you need to within the first 2 or 3 minutes.

that's about all
peace out

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OP has been making those threads since yesterday, looking at how butthurt he is i'm sure he did.

I like him and I watch his content, but I have to ask:
If he's that unable to understand the inner workings of a computer then how could he possibly understand the inner workings of magic?

Kek
He is Cuckdian

poole just reads a news article and makes a sassy comment, styx just defends trump for ten minutes. apparently these are where we are supposed to get our 'news' from these days?

if you dont like him, dont watch him
As a german i get a lot of information about US shit we germans dont get.

Propably OP is that guy on twitter who got jelous and insulted him.

I'll take Poole over CNN, as he gets to the point and has few if any ads. But yeah, they both require the news they claim to be destroying in order to make their daily bread.

this

Kek, reduced to begging for a laptop.
I thought he was independently wealth through selling suckers olde magik tomes and talking shite on the internet.

True. Plus pools videos are full of the website's advertisements (that he reads off of)

Checked

I think it is just 4D shilling to promote him.

I watch him. One of the many reasons is that the left have called him out personally. But also
>all you need is a lap top and a mic to take on the legacy media
>it is quite funny actuall
>shit I need a new laptop

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I don't mind it when the failed stand-up comedians do the "react angrily to clown world news" schtick all the time, but Tim Pool has actual journalist experience.

The problem is we live in an age of endless content and e-celebrity. People can't go "into the wilderness" for a month or two to work on something substantial without losing their shekels, so they have to put out constant content and that hurts the overall quality of what they're doing.

He also has no savings.

fact is he still live with his parents in the Jesse Lee Peterson Itw.
he says he pays muh taxes but i actually doubt he does.
wonder what he's doing with all that money.

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he said in the jesse lee peterson itw*

Literally puts mark of beast in his name. Has shameful long hair despite being male. Has been destroyed by Mike Enoch. Doesnt argue in good faith. Are you still an npc or something?

If you arent saved yet then hear this and do it:
youtu.be/UA8_fqUZLEU

Yeah he has been a journo but his videos are literally him reading online websites and saying how they are wrong (which we aleady know). I cannot watch him read the news anymore and dont watch his videos anymore. Plus he was on like 10 videos a day

When he had the Israeli “libertarian” on some time ago it was pure cringe. His Mideast takes sound like he heard someone say something and accepted it uncritically.

Also he is very provincial and his arrogance is embarrassing for him.

If he wasn't paying taxes the IRS would be up his ass in a microsecond.

That would explain why he lives in fucking Vermont, of all places. I never understood why e-celebs wouldn't go live in the cheapest place they could. Like go to Kansas, get an apartment for like $300/month, and get Gbit internet.

But having mommy and daddy pay for everything is even cheaper.

not if you know how to evade paying taxes.
also, how comes he beg for a computer while he's staching silver?

Why sell your precious metals when you can just go and beg, and have your audience get you a top of the line Alienware for nothing?

Except he's a public figure that leftists despise, and as we already know, they'll use any methods to fuck with people they don't like.
I find it hard to believe that none of them tried that one already.

do you guys pays taxes for donations over there?

he's also in Vermont, i'm not a specialist but isn't it a state with very low taxe rates?

I have no idea.

I don't know what their tax rates are like on the state level.

>I know a lot about (politics outside the US) he makes some big errors.
Care to give examples? I find his videos on us politics to be pretty good. He doesn't talk much about european politics anyway.

He never acknowledged the riots were designed and operated by commies.

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discord.plus/pRkMu23

I-t5n

That was your tipping point? I like his videos despite him not naming the certain tribe we all detest. Was his schilling for money for his laptop really that big of a deal?

Styx is a decent magickian, I vaguely remember his bad ass story about a powerful curse he casted on an enemy. But claiming magick won't turn you into a god? Magick is powerful as hell and absolutely turns people into gods
He seems part of the group that wants to ally atheists and magicians, which is fine. But most atheists are pretentious cunts and I personally have a hard time having faith in them. They just sound so stupid and naive to me talking shit about things I've seen proven to exist. I don't even care about sounding ''sane'' to NPCs who think the mainstream doesn't feed them a shitload of propaganda

anyway i think he's making good shekels if you correlate all his revenues, patreon etc.
and live with his parent so have no taxes or rent linked to having your own place.
and he still begs for money for his computer on top of that.
that's a good spiritual jew we have here.

Any time someone talks about Magick, I immediately think of that fat thing that tried to make people slit their own throat over youtube because they were secretly a demon. Can't remember that thing's name, though. Something with Vamp, I think.

Styx's transvestite dressing is meant to discredit the ALT Right and make them all look like latent homosexuals and trap spooners. Mark my words here.