Imagine being the mightiest empire in the world then becoming the laughingstock of the world

Imagine being the mightiest empire in the world then becoming the laughingstock of the world.

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>If only you really knew how bad things are.

thanks kalergy

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And then one day, for no reason at all, everyone voted Hitler into power

America in 10 years?

fucking kek that comment

At this rate, one will be able to control the entire populace of UK by the end of a butter knife.

Is this shit for real

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Lost out of nowhere
My sides are in orbit

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Maybe the sword was on the front seat.

kek

I hear Britainistan is banning nail clippers next.

Never

>mightiest empire
Mighty in what sense?

Land size? Maybe. But other than that? It was just a merchant empire designed to benefit the elite. At least the French colonial empire was about "civilising" the people they conquered, Britain's was just about making money.

my gosh, how the mighty have fallen

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Been looking for this pic for ages. Ty burger bro

>Mighty in what sense?
Economic.

You enslaved half the planet to grow you some drank you are the ultimate kangz of history and should be proud. People were afraid to put to sea for hundreds of years due to the pirate island ruling the waves you weren't this happy go lucky empire but you were a powerful empire.

>At least the French colonial empire was about "civilising" the people they conquered
Which is a fucking waste of time.

Allah Akbar, mate.

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My favorite part are the little hijab ducklings

the peelers always bin like that, even at the height of the empire they wuz. arrest you for stealin an apple from m'luds estate they wud. but what would a retard like you know, lol, read a book, tard

Am I wrong?

If anything, the British Empire (and imperialism in general) is largely responsible for the dire state of the modern world.

> At least the French colonial empire was about "civilising" the people they conquered
How stupid do you have to be to think that you can actually civilize shitskins?!

fucking kek

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Whew do you actually believe that? Nothing has raised the standard of living more in the past 200 years then capitalism.
Aborigines would be starving to death eating toads you gave them gas to huff and prisoners to mate with their lives are 100s of times better now.

and now i was able to find it in all splendour. 2700x2000

So sharing with frens

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they wish

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>t. Achmed butthurt that his nation had to civilised from shitting in the reets

International capitalism (which was facilitated by the age of empire) has created a situation where the poor of the world will move to the rich countries of the world. If everybody had been allowed to remain in their natural state and we hadn't imposed the capitalist order on the world none of these issues wouldn't exist.

>He does it again right there on film
Oh this kids doomed now they're going to batter his door down for this second offense where'd he get this other gun?!? I assume they took his other one at school.

>David Slingstein

Ahhh, now I see why there is no happy merchant peaking behind the bus rubbing his hand saying "Good goyim".

So if we hadn't built a house we wouldn't have to worry about bugs getting into the house so let's just live outside on the ground? Of course the poor people will always want to come here but we just have to shut the door and tell them no. It's letting them come here that keeps their countries shitty because we brain drain them. If we loved the 3rd world we'd refuse to let a single person immigrate from there.

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it's a joke

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does anyone ever look up the areas where they do these searches

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You know nothing but memes about the empire.

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Won’t be America if we violate the constitution

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It's more than that.

The Western world's advanced state (and the culture that goes with it) has made large families unnecessary. With less native consumers and labourers, the elite have to look elsewhere if they want to continue generating income at their current level.

The telos of capitalism is making money, not the wellbeing of the people.

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>them top notch Brit bantz
not quite Aussie levels but pretty good

Then when were we America exactly? No point after 1913 surely?

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Tell me then.

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>civilizing darkies

Look how good that turned out for them.. British still have their territories, frenchcucks dont.

The bantz was so high, even from other police stations, they had to erase the entry.

Besides Jow Forumss, even old brit folks raided their tweeter

nope. French empire was bout making money. still is. Africa pays France million still every year to repay us for the railways. Huge amounts of money.

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>America is a piece of paper

Fuck this has to be fake. Is this actually real britbong faggots?

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Other way arounds. They still have French Guinea in South America, which is roughly the size of Ireland.

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Kek

What about it?

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holy fuck bongland.

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What was so beneficial about the British Empire?

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No, but it was founded on the people’s right to revolt or defend themselves.

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You guys do know that those sweeps are the constables going through parks picking up stray weaponry . They aren't actually raiding people's houses for swords and butter knives

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he probably ate it

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This shit's really disgusting, baffles me that so many britons are just fine with this.

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The UK would've fared better if the events of 28 Days Later actually took place.

Check the Supreme Court’s roster idiot. Second Amendment is well fortified.

my cold dead hands, bruce

It literally says he got it from someone's vechile you absolute retard.

The police have the power to hack your computer without a warrant too. This country is finished.

At least they won both WWs... :')

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schools, hospitals, workable governments, railways, etc
no country on earth has done more to eradicate slavery than britain

the negros and Pakis would be offing each other like hot cakes if it weren't for these constant weapons sweeps

the uk is basically like the us now, actually they're still somewhat naive because they don't know what the negros and non whites can be like when there are guns and drugs in the mix, for the time being they are still a minor nuisance in the uk they don't control entire cities as they do here in the usa

My woman moved to the US to live with me nine years ago. She still goes on about how brainwashed she must have been to put up with it over there. She just says it's like a passive aggressive brainwashing technique, and it's all you know if you grow up there. The longer she lives here, the more freaked out she is looking back.
Basically, it's like a western "civilized" version of north korea.

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don't be fucking stupid user
the police are useless at anything IT related. they're not the NSA

No fake, I went to their tweeter and it was there.

It's "1984" across the channel.

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>2013
im sure things have gotten better since then.

hahahah. THIS used to be as great empire hahaha

Can't have one of these threads without this classic.

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How has that benefited *us* though? What have *we* gained in the long-term? It's been a massive net negative.

Considering Britain won't even be British in a few decades, it will literally have been for nothing.

All of comments are top notch.

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