I love to sniff women's assholes but having a hard time communicating this to women I meet without getting a hostile...

I love to sniff women's assholes but having a hard time communicating this to women I meet without getting a hostile response. Usually they just call me creep or sicko but one time I got slapped which made me want to hit her back and I don't want to go to jail over this. How do I tell the women I meet that I want to sniff their poop chutes without receiving such a hostile response?

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Get them in 69, don't mention nothing, eat out and then sniff.

Easy, you spastic.

you're fucking insane
this is not something you communicate with women you meet, except maybe a therapist

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Now, when you say “women I meet,” do you mean like...just on the street, or...?

>you're fucking insane
fuck you all I see are imagine the smell memes all over this place. don't tell me you've never taken a whiff before and enjoyed it.

usually on the first or second date or in the bedroom when it gets that far. what am I doing wrong?

lmfao, this is a great thread. thanks user

I have a huge feet and BDSM fetish and I can tell you everyone reacts like that, even men.

Anything that is not 'normal' when it comes to sex produces a visceral rejection. You have to ease people into it.

You have to have normal sex then talk about fetishes. You can also do it on the dl. I touch their feet while they are fucking me and they don't mind it, maybe because they don't notice or because I'm not being a freak about it.

If you think about it smelling butts is selfish as there is no pleasure for the other person.

this usually works but sometimes I get lost in the moment and start taking in deep breaths through my nose and not much else which sometimes makes them stop and ask what's going on and I have to explain myself to them.

That's way too soon. Even for 1st tier fetishes like feet and voyeurism you wait until the 5th+ date. Sniffing everything but the neck is 2nd tier, that's at least 8 meetups + 2 overnight stays.

Try normal sex first and see if that works before moving on to more advanced maneuvres

>explaining yourself to a women

The fuck is wrong with you?

>Be me
>Girlfriend has pants off because summer
>I'm sitting beside her, fully erect
>Grab her and make her go in the 69 position
>"Not now user"
>I'll do what i want when i want
>She goes 69 position
>Pull her panties to the side and start licking her, and pushing her ass in my face
>"What are you doing?"
>Enjoying myself, watch the movie that's why i put it on for you
>Doesn't talk again, get so horny end up getting up and pounding her

Be a man, the fuck is wrong with you.

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i have no problem with the fucking part and enjoy that too it's the long winded inhaling of her asshole beforehand that makes things awkward. how do I form my words so it's less awkward.

>Got a problem?
>Just relax, let me enjoy myself
>Shhhhh

Pick one, retard.

but I'm not into feets. and certainly not dudes. are you a woman? got any advice?

>I'll do what i want when i want

Imagine saying that playfully while you are literally sniffing out a woman's asshole.

>Imagine saying that playfully while you are literally sniffing out a woman's asshole.

Say it with a straight face and any woman who has self respect will kick you in the eye

I do it all the time.
imagine being as unconfident as you are.. that must suck.

confidence isn't the problem otherwise I'd never get them in bed to begin with, user. my issue is why can't a dude enjoy a solid whiff or two of ass during foreplay without being judged. sometimes I don't even close my eyes when I do it.

>Still cant get it through his thick fucking skull

Damn, you're a stupid nigger. Who cares if you get judged, you still do it.

I'm out, you're too much of a pathetic cunt to help,.

This is gross, just like feet.

Body odors are representative of bacteria and infections that will get you sick. An ass sniffer like you is probably gonna get pink eye, give everyone pink eye, and just be generally gross.

I know, women with confidence are so irritating. Abusers attract codependents. No surprises here.

what does this even mean and how does it help me achieve the ass sniffing nirvana I seek, user?

yo does anyone know where i can watch porn of the position in pic related? im trying to beat my shit help the kid out

also interested

>I love to sniff women's assholes
t. future rapist

fucking retarded cumbrain.

>future rapist
Having a kink doesn't mean you're a rapist you virgin cunt hole

men like you with completely retarded and degenerate "kinks" are the ones who are obsessed with women and sex and are the primary ones who rape.

you will rape a woman. maybe not today or tomorrow, but you absolutely will, retarded cumbrain.

No, I'm attractive, so I only have to "be myself." Sorry about your genetics.

oh oh femanon is mad cause no one will rape her

femanon was in a relationship with a based ass sniffer

there's an ass sniffing algorithm?

John Stagliano aka The Butrman. His series titled Buttman Focused and Buttmans Stretch Class.