Wtf I love global warming now

Here's a map I found for what would happen if you to the eastern seaboard
AMERICANS, REPORT YOUR STATUS

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Don’t tease me, Scott

>mfw CenCal

Brb, gonna go burn some tires and do donuts in a car that failed a smog test for hours

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Dead, but at least we took out Florida and Norleans aka niggerville

Let's make it tougher, who from here would be unaffected by both the flood and the volcano?
TRUE SURVIVOR TIME!

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damn, that's the best image i've ever seen of LA

make this happen and USA is redeemed

Imagine the destabilize all the conservative and white refugees moving into the urban area would cause?

I actually want the global warm. This is interesting to see the caos.

We inlanders will profit the situation.

Sometimes you want the liberal conspiracy theory to be true.

Okie here, Kiamichi mtns ftw

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Tfw in primary ash zone.

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This nonsense again? When I was a kid In the 90s they used to show us environmental fear mongering videos saying la would be inderwater by 2020. It’s one of the main reasons I’m convinced climate change is a total hoax

we shall persevere

It’ll be like pubg in real life, user!!

What even is buoyancy

comfy and dry

OH NOOO THAT SUCKS

You day that until LA Immigrants are floating to the UK.

Ohio will reign supreme

Learn to swim
I will see you down in Arizona Bay

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Please God flood the world again

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I came.

Why do you show me this now? I just traded in my pick-up truck!

Hopefully all the residents move to the Midwest and south.

sauce on pic?

Time to start taking flamethrowers to the ice caps

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My thoughts on global warming have changed

I'm still a climate existentialist, BUT I don't think the plan anymore should be avoiding it. Prepare and isolate. White people control the cold places. Don't let the them in, no food no water they die.

nice try. the worst global ice melt would do is an 80 foot rise in sea level. not even enough to cover the beach communities of los angeles county.

hows lake erie doing these day?
>t. lake superior

Spec ops the line, here's the menu screen

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Folks, if this isn't a good reason to support global warming I don't know what is.

Uhh Let’s start melting that shit

>Spec ops the line

Cheers

>Six months prior to the game's events, the worst series of sandstorms in recorded history began across Dubai. The city's politicians and wealthy elite downplayed the situation before evacuating secretly, leaving countless Emiratis and foreign migrant workers behind. Colonel John Konrad (Bruce Boxleitner), the decorated but PTSD-troubled commander of the "Damned 33rd" Infantry Battalion of the United States Army, was returning home with his unit from Afghanistan when the storms struck. Konrad volunteered the 33rd to help relief efforts, defying orders by the Army to abandon the city and its refugees and deserting with the entire battalion. The storms intensified and a massive storm wall engulfed Dubai, disrupting surveillance, air travel, and all but the strongest of radio broadcasts. Struggling to maintain order amid 80 mph (128 kmh) winds, riots, and dwindling resources, the 33rd declared martial law and began committing atrocities on the civilian population. Aggrieved by this, some members of the 33rd staged a coup d’etat against Konrad but failed and were exiled. The CIA then sent in a black ops squad to investigate, and as part of their plan organized the locals into insurgents to attack the 33rd, eventually resulting in a ceasefire. The last communication from Dubai stated that the 33rd was attempting to lead a caravan out of the city. The caravan never arrived, and soon afterward, the United Arab Emirates declared Dubai a no-man's-land. All travel to the city was barred, the 33rd was publicly disavowed for treason, and no further news left the city.

Neat

learn to swim

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>all the world's ice caps melt away
What are ocean currents?

Attaboy!

g-d i wish that were real

Based, I'm gonna go buy lots of deodorant and spray them all outside

Michigan, here.

>rising sea levels
And nothing of value was lost, thank god. Wonder if lake/river shipping might pick up a bit then?

>outside secondary ash zone
Probably still be fucked for a bit. Our weather is fucking mental anyway though, I think we might be ok, at least better then most.

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EAT MORE STEAK
This can happen in our lifetime.
Together we can do this lads.

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Not flooded out but the shore is a closer drive. Thanks global warming.

...and it's beautiful
we need to nuke the ice caps asap

I’ll be totally fine. Safe in eastern Kentucky shooting coastal refugees

>And It's Beautiful

Still good

YASSSSS

Hell I'll take the cadillac converter off my suv and let it idle all week-end

Yeah but all those people will just move inland, to red areas, and shit them with their progressive nonsense. We have to think of a plan to keep them there when the waters rise.

noice, how long will it take and how can I help to get it done?

seawall?

>fuck you whiteboi, you're being exterminated ;)
>i-if you whitebois don't do something about climate change, brown people will be exterminated!

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see you down in arizona bay

I was still expecting millions of Europeans to be born with hideous genetic deformities after Chernobyl

Holy shit I actually make it through both! Fucking barely lmao, we mad Max now
t. Dallas

Plus they would just flee into less poz areas

I would have to move

>move into the urban area during a crisis
holy fucking shit retard

youtube.com/watch?v=9tbxDgcv74c
TL;DW it wouldn't do shit

Lets all head up to the ice cap with some flamethrowers and ice picks and get shitshow on the road

>the pacific ocean is closed due to aids

this looks like great news but it'll take so long that the spics and faggots will flee to superior states and probably ruin your voting demographics, Cali is a pretty good containment zone desu and you should support your local retard into going there

Neat. Here's the difference between 20,000 years ago and now. Did you know that recent Greenland ice core sample analysis shows that 13,000 in a ten year period global average temperature increased 18° Centigrade. As glaciers melted massive floods swept across North America, Europe and Asia. Entire species were wiped from existence and human civilization, which was on coastlines that disappeared under the Ocean in a matter of weeks, was wiped out. Which is why you can find man made stone structures tens of thousands of years old 400 feet under the Ocean miles from the shoreline. The point of all that is, what caused such a dramatic increase in temperature, because it sure as hell wasn't anthropogenic.

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Muthserah?

Yep. If global warming were real, it would drown some of the most disgusting places on earth, and greatly increase the land mass available for food production in places like Canada and Russia far more than what would be lost to desert. It's all upside. If we could cause it, we should.

Birmingham AL becomes a costal city. I'm good.

no amount of water can stop us, we will just conquer it again and again

philly is the biggest shithole in the western hemisphere. I would unironically cheer if the mudslimes nuked it.

Midwest farmland goes offline for a year or so, but is insanely fertile when it comes back up. With the ash that thing would put in the air, you're probably looking at a global average 2° Centigrade temperature drop.

That better be a motherfucking promise.

Turd map of san fran is more accurational...

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>that grammar
Gtfo you chink

2018 updated turd map...

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more like arizona bay

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>xpbp

Yeah, but we need it to happen super fast if it's going to drown Hollywood. Otherwise, they might escape

Divide the country down political lines and build walls and militarized borders, then wait for mother nature to do her part.

"Ænema"

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
Certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit three-ring circus sideshow of freaks.

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay.

Fret for your figure
And fret for your latte
And fret for your lawsuit
And fret for your hairpiece
And fret for your Prozac
And fret for your pilot
And fret for your contract
And fret for your car.

It's a bullshit three-ring circus sideshow of freaks.

Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time. Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, see you down in Arizona Bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dip shits.

And some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon.
Certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit.

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.
Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim. [repeat]

Fuck L Ron Hubbard
And fuck all his clones.
Fuck all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim. [repeat]

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies
And fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim. [repeat]

Fuck smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim. [repeat]

'Cause I'm praying for rain
I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.

Mom, please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
And I can't imagine why you wouldn't welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
Bring it down
Suck it down.
Flush it down.

High and dry in ShenVal. Point and laugh at DC.

I'm burning all of my garbage now, and that's a good thing.

You know that they will just move the faggotry over to another place right?
We nbeed to halt global warming until someone is willing to build a containment wall to make sure that these fags drown

Central Missouri. Only an hour drive to the beach now. Fuck yeah

At first i read "Bay of LA" as "Babylon" for some reason.

It literally used to look like that. They’ve found whale bones in places the water level hasn’t been in a hundred thousand years.

>If California goes down all the shit skins and shitlibs will move to your state

>if all world's ice caps melt away
Which is total bullshit. The opposite will happen. We are living in the Ice Age, right now is an interglacial period, in the future (not immediate of course) it will actually get colder and ice caps will expand.