Shitlets BTFO

Incels need to eat more fiber

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Now I understand why women love the BBC

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>the BBC
the big black caca?

Ohhh so this is the reason white women are so attracted to me?

When I was a kid I was so afraid to take a dump because my dumps were so messy and hard to clean up, so I would hold it for as long as I could until I was in physical pain from holding it for so long, at this point I wouldn't be able to hold all of it in anymore and a little would come out on my way to the bathroom, or if I was lucky some would come out and I would gain a second wind being able to hold the rest. I can still remember the smell. It's the same smell of my dumps now when I forget to drink my Metamucil. That's right, Metamucil. The same Metamucil your grandmother drinks. Only my dumps are likely much more solid than hers. I bet my dumps are even more solid than yours. Hell I bet your grandmother takes bigger dumps than you. These days I can't even get away with trying to hold it in. No, these days, these days a whole entire steamy log would come making it's way unimpeded by the cheek, and would I even care? No, because I also wear the type of special underwear specifically designed to capture special steamy logs for special big boys like me. Now drink your Metamucil so you can have special big boy dumps like me.

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>Poopchad, superpooper by 2020

Does this Sarah's last name happen to be Goldberg or Shekelgrubber?

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>tfw no salmonela giving waifu
why even live

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No retard it's BIG BROWN CRAP