27y/o bro finally gets a g/f

>27y/o bro finally gets a g/f
>she's 20
Why do men do this?

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Do what?

Tasty tasty pussy yummy young tasty yuoung pussy mmm mmmm licky licky im going to lick your legal pussy yummy yummy young pussy yeah you have some nice tasty yummu pussy yummy yumy c unt ill fuck you illrape you im raping your fucking cunt you stupid little girl you dumb little slut im raping your cunt right now im going to fucking kill you yummy yummy yummy

All men prefer women aged 18~22

Women age like complete shit and pretty much expire by 25.

Any female over 18 is garbage

Because girls like older men they have their shit more together than their contemporaries. Don't be judgemental just because you know a lot of chickenheads. Plenty of people have had decades of success with bigger age gaps.

fun facts:
>women are happier with younger men, men are happier with younger women
>most interage relationships have an older man, aka the women always lose
>men complain about immature women who don't want to settle down and end up cheating, yet pursue barely legal girls
>men think they peak at 50...most women perceive 50 year olds as "dirty old men" and are put off by balding, beerguts, wrinkles, and ED (limpdick)
>women live longer than men...in a relationship for both partners to die about the same time, so one isn't left waiting 10 excruciating years alone in old age, it would be logical to have a woman with a younger man

Men pretend to be the "logical" gender. In reality they're emotionally driven (and by emotionally, I mean led on a leash by their cock) swine.

Joke's on men. I only date to get someone to pay half my rent. 2D is my main, 3dpd can take my body but not my heart or soul. Filthy pigs. Reminder that 3dpd are incapable of love and will cheat on you the very instant they get the chance.

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Go back to plebbit roastie

shut the fuck up men age like fine wine women get turned on by wrinkles, balding, beer belly, saggy skin, it's definitely not because they're attracted to handsome celebrities with a lot of money and enough dough to keep themselves look as attractive as possible with surgery you stupid roastie cum guzzling slut pedophile

roastie cope

It is a biological fact that women age much worse than men do. Testosterone makes skin thicker and less susceptible to the effects of aging. Hormones also affect women much more harshly than men when aging. Women also put on more pounds while aging than men do (men level off in weight at around 50. Women continue gaining pounds until 65). And lastly, age-related thinning hits women MUCH harder than it does men. Which makes their already shit aging genetics look even worse due to thinning hair.

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age-related hair thinning*

consider the following: men don't take care of their skin at all, and (some) women have meticulous god tier skincare routines that make them look 10-15 years younger than they are.

eat shit you broscience retard. 99% of men don't even bother with sunscreen or moisturizer and think nothing of getting a sunburn every weekend. you all age like milk left on a sunny countertop. meanwhile, i still get asked if i'm old enough to drive.

thank you /skincare general/.

stay jelly

>consider the following: men don't take care of their skin at all
We don't need to due to our superior genetics. Not only that but all of those chemicals you put on your skin eventually hit diminishing returns and actually starts having a detrimental effect on your skin as you age. No amount of make up is going to hide your age once women hit their late 20s and beyond.

>hard biological facts about male skin thickness, elasticity and the metabolism of men and women
>broscience
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHHAHA

COPE more roastie. That make up is only of any use in your prime. Once you're on the other side of 25 it's tick tock for you kek

based and femcelpilled

>eat shit you broscience retard. 99% of men don't even bother with sunscreen or moisturizer and think nothing of getting a sunburn every weekend. you all age like milk left on a sunny countertop.
Jokes on you, I sit in my room all day.

there's a reason why older women get called clowns for putting on make up. it's because that makeup can't hide the leathery skin, wrinkles and thinning hair. women expire by 30.

a seven year age gap, what's the issue?

embrace your delusions and die alone, I care not. i already took the 2d pill. thanks for confirming what i said -- 3d are subhuman swine. i don't even want any of you.
>i can make my own money
>i can get men if i want (they aren't CHEMICALS either you stupid shit, I only use natural products, usually with one single ingredient)
>I enjoy quiet solitude with my beloved 2D
>masturbating is better than sex

retarded incels. i suppose your delusions of "when i turn 35 every woman will start flocking to me...yeah...heh...that's why i can't get laid until 30... men age like wine...something something broscience" is the only thing keeping you from killing yourselves.

filthy pitiable animals. writhe in your own headshit for eternity.

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>fujoshit
Fat, disgusting, smelly femcel detected.

seethe

Why to women care?

>fujoshit
That user didn't express any fujoshi sentiments, think before you spam your buzzwords.

>talking about the "2d pill"
>posting fujoshit pics
yep, it's a fat disgusting smelly fujoshit

>>talking about the "2d pill"
How is that fujoshi?
>>posting fujoshit pics
Which pictures? Do you even know what a fujoshi is?

>exact same thread
>exact same picture
saged and reported

hambeast fujoshit in denial

cope

>think mods or jannies will do anything

he does not
you can't fix stupid, user. just leave him be.

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>coping so hard she retreated into the 2d realm
>pretending she wouldn't give that pussy up in 0.2 seconds if chad ever looked at her
OH NO NO NO!!!

Aye you got me hard

?
where did i say i couldn't get a 3dpd? in fact, didn't i say i date them to get them to pay half my rent? retard.
i don't even understand why you're mad. is it because someone else isn't as riddled with insecurity and anxiety as you are?

pathetic

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you are larping the only thing you've ever dated is a cucumber.

>"Joke's on men. I only date to get someone to pay half my rent"
no one talks like this.

you are cringe coping and larping.

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>Why do men do this?
Because you won't have sex with him and the 20 year old will.
Don't want your brother to fuck other women? Have sex with him.

younger women: I will not date guys my age. My bf needs to be older.
when they themselves get older: Why won't guys my age date me?

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I have a thing for a girl at work who's only 19 and I'm in my mid-late 20's. Is that bad?

Nah senpai, go for it.

>finally gets
Well it's not like he has many options.