turns out it is not fiction at all, what are they going to do? Hard reset?
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They are fearmongering the public in preparation for the catastrophe that will call for martial law.
Bumping for curiosity sake
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>fictional event
fake and gay even amateur astronomers would be able to tell us by now if it was going to hit
If you'll recall 2008, Congress was told there would be martial law and tanks on the streets if they didn't vote to give half a trillion dollars to banks. Point being that it doesn't require an asteroid.
tripos and it crashes directly into antarctica killing all of the jews who plan to rule the ruined earth
I hope it happens in africa or middle east
No matter what one thing is for sure, ITS HAPPENING
They have too much going on and it will fall into their own faces.
They want mass extinction event and aliens and civil wars and world wars and mass agriculture failure and polluting the seas so much all fish die and making the world an ice age and making he world a hell zone.
oh shit
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anons, this does not look ok
remember the last time they all did a test, two towers died
>home is shaped like a boot
we got this
Contact with aliens is very dangerous. Hate is useless. Genocide is necessary.
environment --> genetics --> culture --> politics.
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The only solution to the Jewish problem is extermination, that is to say genocide, which the Germans were too nice to do. Those genes are too harmful to everyone else. The second half of the 20th century demonstrates the need for Jewish extermination.
>Fictional event
Yeah its fake and gay
>gravity is unstable and creates a feedback loop
imagine believing this...
>They have too much going on and it will fall into their own faces.
>They want mass extinction event and aliens and civil wars and world wars and mass agriculture failure and polluting the seas so much all fish die and making the world an ice age and making he world a hell zone.
this
Hope it falls on Basel, Switzerland.
In space, no one car hear you REEEEE
texas bros we're on holiday because of this
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better stock up on thos supplies boys
who is they?
“By 29 April 2019 the probability had risen to 1/100”
Nigga stop future posting if you want us to believe it’s all ogre.
This.
jews.
stfu retard its fake. go lose another world war nazi shitholer
J*ws and their masters who some demonic things.
Why? Hotbed of jews? LSD? Why Basel?
it will hit Russia. they always hit fucking Russia
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it’s a larp. gizmodo wasn’t the first to break this news.
we need to summon kek to make the meteor hit israel.
Good. This life is so tiresome, and if it’s really coming then there’s no point on stocking up
>hard reset
the last was approximately 13,000 years ago
>go on 4plebs
>search subject line “asteroid”
>over 9000 results
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>close the thread
nasa is a joke these days. that is all
i thought we were pro-space force here on Jow Forums
2027. 8 more years of this.
hmm maybe this guy was not larping either?
False Flag, they want to kill 4 Billion People.
>that stupid pointless censorship
Reminds me of how kikes won’t draw an x. Are you jewish?
This. Any decently powered telescope in a clear sky can confirm.
Nuclear winter is a meme, the sheer tonnage of dir t that needs to be thrown into the atmoshpere is silly.
If Trump actually has a super soldier program that can turn autists into unstoppable killing machines, then we should make a thread about that.
>shitposts in jewish entrails
based and redpilled
so much so that the force required would superheat it and give more of a pyroclastic cloud effect briefly than an ensuing sunlight starved winter
its the 26th and still no asteroid. You fell for the larp.
oh nice, I have to finish me thesis by 27th!
I will immediately email my professor and let him know that he can go fuckhimself!
if this was real, wouldnt they nuke the thread?
in any case i am prepared. i have spent years amassing calories all over my body. i wont even have to carry extra food
That much at least is true. Imagine:
1. Positions of masses in 3D space
2. Forces acting on those masses are a function of their distance from other masses in the system
3. The distance to those dependent objects is based on their position (1)
4. Recursively
This doesn't mean it's impossible to calculate, but that it's a dynamical system (small changes big results).
neat u got a link on that ? did not know about the super heating
Digits and #FICTIONALEVENT is a real happening
kw4 is 1,3km
not really extinction level ... it would do an assload of damage though
Can't we just put a warhead on a rocket? Like, just blow that fucker up?
Realistically, if it does hit the Earth, there is a very high chance it won't hit land and will land in the ocean.
giving you my power. Let it burn.
What angle is it coming in at and whats it made of?
I have absolute faith in Bruce Willis and his team of renegade miners to save us.
What do you think all the Nuclear proliferation is for?
>False Flag, they want to kill 4 Billion People
No user - 138 million
Hope it lands right at my house.
If the fucking fatties are the only ones who survive I'm gonna be fucking pissed I spent all that time exercising
Antarctica thread got nuked by 300 replies. There is a lot coming, this is real man.
>kill
34369718
lol hoping for somalia or paris
I need a quik rundown guys.
>tfw no monstergirl bride with whom to eradicate all semites and produce master race children
You know how I know nothing is going to happen? Because nothing good ever happens and the destruction of this miserable planet is the best thing that could happen.
you realize that glow-in-the-dark niggers can be seen from space, right?
KW4 is literally a cuck tier asteroid 1.3km wide that would probably be shredded upon passing the Earth's Roche limit.
These threads are autism of the highest degree.
RELAX GUYS NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN!
>Can't we just put a warhead on a rocket? Like, just blow that fucker up?
Then instead of a rifle, we have a shotgun coming at us.
>Realistically, if it does hit the Earth, there is a very high chance it won't hit land and will land in the ocean.
Tsunami's.
may 25? anyone wanna enjoy the fire works ?
Never mind im retarded.
haha checked hey this is like those times they have school shooter drills and then someone actually shoots the place up heh
Five world cups too my fellow italo bro
What if the asteroid just straight up hit the dead center of Africa and obliterated millions of niggers? Maybe we can team up with /x/ and try to get some meme magic to alter the trajectory.
Hehe losers, I live 5 mins away from a grocery store and I got access to a petstore. As soon as SHTF I'm going on 1 trip with some of my savings and buying 2 years of supplies for me and the dog
the fat shall inherit the girth; and it shall be renamed ham planet.
Antarctica threads are some of my favorite. anyway i can still find it?
That’s useless. Won’t take shitskins more than three years to replace that number. 4 billion, that would make the earth comfy again.
Its made of rocks and is at least 5.4 lunar distances away from us. Its also not supposed to get close to us until May 25 2036.
OP is a fag and you all got baited.
Doubles confirm that this is the end
Why do people gain from making dumb larp posts like this?
(you)s
Hoping for the Indian Ocean so it wipes out Africa and Asia
literally nothing is going to happen
That rock passes pretty close to venus too. Maybe we could use it to hit venus hard enough to make it spin faster. That would be neat, huh?
i have always said that if i'm in a public place at an event and i hear there's a law enforcement training exercise happening i'm getting the fuck out of dodge. kind of at a loss here.
>"i work at nasa"
>proceeds with a horribly-written story that a 14 year old would be ashamed of
lel
>NASA
who the fuck still takes these people seriously?
some user actually worked at nasa and knew about this tweet, then proceeded to shitpost for hundred of (you)s. moving on.
Reeeee rollin
AOC has less skill at writing then user in OP's pic
It's a fucking clown world, dude could be the smartest guy at NASA for all you know
it can't hit soon enough
100% ready to die
Which is better than a single impact, and likely what is going to happen anyway. It's a silicate asteroid that will either break up when it hits the roche limit causing barely any damage or burn up to half or a quarter its size before impact if it stays together. 10 meter tsunami caused would be the peak for land masses less than 100 miles away from impact, barely perceptable waves across the ocean, maybe 3 meters for most of the closest seaboard.
It would create a volcanic winter like event equivalent to krakatoa or tambora if it hits land, which would suck for a bit in a year without summer, but ultimately not cause any uprooting of civilization. Everyone was fine in 1816 after tambora, It's fairly safe to assume that a year without summer in the modern age will have even less of an impact.
wow a live flat earther. why am i not surprised you are on Jow Forums?
You can see the tracks of the moon rover with a 1000x zoom telescope
Is it on the archive?
we been saying this since before 2012, whens it happening?
can you see ur anus?
Testing Testing
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remove yourself from the planet.
>mfw i have survived at least 10000 asteroids, floods, solar flares, super virus outbreaks, mayan end of the world predictions already
>mfw literally 0 happenings predicted on this website turned out to be true when the time came
wow man what are the odds!?
Only when swamp gas refracts off the atmoshere of they hamplanet Your Mom