Help me bros, what the fuck can I major in that will actually get me a job?

Help me bros, what the fuck can I major in that will actually get me a job?

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have you considered becoming a prostitute?

I'm a guy

my reply stands. Start whoring out that butthole user, it's not like any other job won't fuck you any less.

enroll in army or learn programming?

bruh

I dont think guys are really in demand
>enroll in army
Not an option for me, and I dont know if I'm smart enough to do coding I have no experience with it

Trade school, college will make you retarded and gay

What trade will give me a job that isnt too physically demanding

You are probably soft and weak, being an electrician will force you to be healthier and not wreck you like a cubicle warrior

Do I need any prior knowledge or will I learn most stuff in trade school?

Trades. I went into CNC machining. If you live in an area with machine shops, they're probably booming right now.
Just get set to be bored out of your fucking mind.

Clinical lab scientist.

4 year degree with guaranteed work anywhere in the country for the rest of your life. The pay is comparable to nursing, but you never have to interact with patients. You work in a lab (typically in a hospital) and run testing on patient samples.

There are 4 different major areas to work in. Chemistry, Hemotology, Microbiology, or Bloodbanking (my personal fav). Always understaffed so you can pick up a lot of overtime, and by working an off shift, you make an extra 4-5$ an hour.

For example, I graduated 2017 and was hired full time before I graduated. During school, I was hired as a student worker for part time employment.

My first full year of full-time employment, 2018, I grossed 64,000$ by working night shift and lots of overtime.

*warning, the course work is NOT easy.

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petroleum engineering

Cnc job postings in los angeles get like 300 applicants for 16 dollars an hour

Major in Ass Kicking like a real man

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Do you have any actual skills? Or are you going to learn something you know nothing about and don't know if you'll even like it?
Doctor, Lawyer or trade school.
yup

Try engineering

Therapist. These days every fucking persons "needs" therapy. Think of it like Jow Forums except in real life and you get paid.

Buger flippy

For women no, but i know some nasty thirsty men who would go balls deep on your pink little ass.

Pic related, ops future.

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Op isnt smart enough to swing 15 years of school.

HVAC/R. 3 weeks from graduating trade school and I’ll be making $25 an hour.

Gender studies.
>inb4 'meme degree'
The 'diversity staff' at my university, UCSB, are paid a total of 11 million (taxpayer) dollars a year, with the head (a cisgendered heterosexual white male) receiving 400k of that.

What do you like doing? Now, I'm not saying to get a career or degree in your defacto favorite hobby(ies), but rather figure out why you are drawn to that particular passion. For me i, like a dweeb, love computers. Programming, building, debugging, troubleshooting, etc.
But that's not why I like them so much. I like systems. Interactions. Action/reaction. I was able to build a passion for automobiles from the same fundamental source. Though I could have gone into social interactions if that was a fiscally wise choice. Shit, I even like law.
Figure out what drives you, than cater to it.

Hello

I like to draw, play video games not really career worthy stuff,>Or are you going to learn something you know nothing
That's kinda the plan I dont really have any other skills besides drawing if you can even call that a skill
>Clinical lab scientist.
I'll look into it
I'm not a people person

Dafuq

Lmao what is this from

What school you graduate from matters more than what you major in.

You should think about what job you want to have and then work backwards from there.

How old are you and how far along are you in school now?