How do i get the last squirt of pee out...

How do i get the last squirt of pee out? I've tried shaking and squeezing and flexing my weiner but when i put it back in my pants i still get a fat dribble of piss down my leg

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Do kegel exercises. Also, press just behind your ballsack. If you get the right spot, this should push out the excess urine left in your urethra.

>press just behind your ballsack
So like the Taint area?

Yes.

op needs pic related

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Gently trash the hair above your asscrack the next time you're pissing and the rest of it will just come out on reflex. Note I am not a man and not my fault if you look gay af at the urinal

Trace not trash my bad
like gently touch the peach fuzz above ur buttcrack
it works

that's fucked up man I would not eat a geoduck first of all and if I did I wouldn't kill it by pouring boiling water on it that's so fucking whacked I don't give a shit where you're from fuck that

>thinking chinks care about living creatures

Wipe with a square of toilet paper. (This means using stalls, not urinals)

>Fingering your taint in a public toilet
Do Americans really?

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Gonna lurk this thread as a femanon because I am fucking fascinated by this

Lol thats cute. Reminds me of when I first moved in with my wife. She insisted on holding my cock every time i went pee.

So where is the penis clam porn?

MY BOYFRIEND LET ME DO IT RECENTLY IT WAS SO COOL

You can aim it!!!!!
Oh my god penises are fascinating

I mainly do this.

Sit down while peeing instead of standing

This ain't prison user

You think this isn't prison? Look outside your window, user. Then look at the room you're in.

Look at yourself.

When did you get so old, user? Where did the years go? When was the last time you had dreams that weren't immediately dismissed as impractical?

When was the last time you felt free?

Just last weekend. Went kayaking with the missus and a few friends. Felt nice. Sure work is a bitch but having some drunken\drugfueled time /out/ makes it worth while. Its the little things that make life nice. Ignore the world and leave your ego at the door. I rarely watch tv so i'm not following the social-economic collapse of society. To drive the point home one of my friends and wife on the weekend kayaking are both right wingers, me a moderate, and the last 2 a gay liberal couple. Shit just works out when you're ignoring the world and live in the moment

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS THAT THING???

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Fine, then don't but stop whining. You can google how it works, sitting opens up the urinary tract optinally and standing doesn't