GIOYC

Have you received my email?

I am very happy in my heterosexual relationship but sometimes I dream about having sex with women.

My roommate stinks up the entire house when he takes a shit, doesn't use the bathroom fan or an air freshener and just let's the smell permeate throughout the apartment. Who the fuck does that?

OkCupid is a fucking scam

Hey Karen.

You are an old baby boomer cunt with the mental and emotional capacity of a 15 year old. No wonder you have lasted so long in a country occupation - you fit right in. Just retire already instead of running your department into the ground. You over schedule and get offended when your workers are exhausted and irritated.

Karma is a bitch and you're getting small tastes of it every single day. You think I'll take over your department? I'll do it and then I'll fucking leave and let someone you despise take over.

Fuck you.

It's all so tiresome.

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I just want to be able to look back and be able to say that it was worth it. Both myself and my parents. That all the time they took to raise me was worthwhile and their expectations were met, I just wished I would've realized this sooner

County*

I'm not done. Fuck your health. Fuck your lies. Fuck your husband. Fuck your life. Fuck you fuck you fuck you.

You'll most likely die within 2 years because your forever young mentality and the way you refuse to take care of yourself. Sitting down all day and drinking coffee that is mostly sugar and creamer is going to seal your coffin. Can't forget about all the McDonald's you shove down your big, stupid mouth. Stupid fucking piece of shit. You look like death, you shit yourself at work and you are incompetent. You hideous excuse for a human being.

People don't change. Not really at least. We just undergo experiences or learn techniques that help us hide or avoid our flaws in order in a futile attempt to change our nature, but in the end our nature is immutable and we're shown that everytime we're faced with a situation in which our true nature would show out. You might not do it, but it definitely was your first thought

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I hate niggers so fucking much more than I thought

It's been a whole year of this shit. Work, get paid, buy stupid shit, repeat. Work, get paid, buy necessary shit, repeat. Work, get paid, send money or shit to your family, repeat.
All the while not living and missing out on so much because I work on weekends and basically just get to watch people have fun while I work.

Sometimes I doubt if I made the right choice, but then again what choice did I have? To continue to rot on that sofa? Only going out to pay the cable and go to the grocery store? No, I had to do this I just wish I hadn't gotten to the point where I had to.

Life would be so different if I hadn't been so stupid or at least decided to take action

Imagine if we got rid of all FBT niggers

This.

I made a mistake and I'm sorry, but it seems sorry isn't going to be enough this time. You're one of the few people I actually care about because you were there for me when I couldn't trust anyone and I don't want to lose you as a friend, but I won't break down and humiliate myself for your pleasure. I just won't do that. I have my self respect as well

It was all my fault. He understood it was all my fault. I understood it was all my fault. Why does the emotional vacuum caused by my actions hurt so much. I knew what it would bring about, glass foundations and all, but it hurts and I cannot grieve because in doing so I cannot give myself a befitting punishment. I can't begin to feel better until I grieve. I do all the drugs and the partying not because I feel good but because I want to stop hurting. I just want to feel numb. I just want to feel only human.

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Daily reminder that you have a gf.

I want friends

Haven't refilled my meds in like a week should get monthly injections

When should I kill myself?
I'm thinking now would be good.
I've done things that I should die for and if I'm dead no one else will get hurt.
How do I fix things before I end my life?
How do I make things better so that they don't fall apart after I die.
I looked up making it look like an accident but I'm pretty sure that I will fuck it up.
Need advice on how and when to kill myself so that the affect on people that are left behind is minimized or at least done in a way that doesn't hurt people.
I'm here because I don't know any places on the net or irc offhand where I can talk about this.
If anyone has any links or something to that I will be grateful.

I hate three women specifically and it spills over into everything else. I think anybody who'd come along would only abuse/use me so I stay in a permanent guard state

I want to friend zone you so I act pretty much like your gf but without sex and responsibility.

At least it’s honest.

Honestly, X, you really fucked up our friendship. I understand why you're so self-destructive, but I can't condone your choices; yes, choices. I don't care if you were "too drunk", you knew what you were choosing to do at that moment. I was used. It didn't matter if it was me or any other man or woman in that room. I need to know that this will never, ever reoccur, because I feel so fucking violated.
I'm moving on - moving on to someone, somewhere who is actually capable of receiving love - so don't worry. I want to forgive you as a friend, a friend I care for; nothing more.

I'm posting this because my friends make me feel ashamed of my feelings.

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I think what they did to me is indicative of women as a whole and I want to abuse and torture as a result

Now I feel real shitty.

help

I'm not entirely sure as to how to reprimand things. Betrayal of any kind would put me over the edge in the worst way

I'm lonely and ugly and I have become to bitter to ever rejoin social life.

I want to have sex with an alien.

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Whoever you are, don't be too hard on yourself. It's okay. Just try your best to be the best you can, and don't be afraid to ask for help in the process.

You guys are pieces of shit, you fucking beat her up just because she made her own choice !
How fucking dare you, she's your adult daughter, you are just a couple of controlling maniacs !
Nobody deserves to get regular beatings from their parents, the people who are suppose to care for you.
She tries so much to please every single moment of her miserable life and still it's not enough to you fuckers.
I'd wish you guys to fucking die if I didn't know that she would be devastated if it happened. Yeah, because after all that you put her through she still loves you guys so much.
You don't deserve her as a daughter, and I can't wait to snatch her away from your grasp in a few months !
Go to hell you peasants !

I got into work an hour early. I stood over the bathroom sink and cried. Urge to just die is really overwhelming. I talk to people. In therapy. Nothing helps. I am worried I am starting to bother people. They try to gas me up and I'm still feeling like my life is pointless.

Really dumb frogposter and family have fun with crippling debt

I like talons a lot

Ok. Do I? Are we actually going to do this?
Tonight! I need to talk to you.

Yes, you do, don’t be like this.

JESUS WHY DO YOU KEEP ON COMING BACK, SHE ALREADY TOLD YOU TO STOP IT

Fine. You really want me to ask you out? Okay, then! I'm asking you out. Wanna' go out? What phone number should I call you on?

Who are you?

Okay I’m leaving and not going back. Hope yall are happy.

The one I contact you with

So that I avoid embarrassing myself any further than I already have, I need to know if it's really you. What are the last four digits of my social security number?

T__T ask me out pls
Let's play putt-putt and get a vanilla cone after

I'm 200 percent nigga.

Who TF are you asking out that knows your SSN? FAFSA? Your doctor? Your mom?

> Your doctor?
Correct.

I feel obsessive at this point it's been 5 months since you left me and i haven't moved on one bit i still think about you everyday and want you back
It's weird right people usually don't take this long i feel gross like somethings wrong with me. I just want to give up on you and erase you from my mind but i just can't.

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Ever since I stopped writing in my diary, I can't remember a single thing that happens in my life.

It hurts, out of jealousy I started looking at your past stuff and I know how you always say it wasn't actually like that, but from the outside the two of you looked way closer than we are right now. I feel a huge pain in my chest, I just miss the sweetposting, the attentions, matching our profile pictures, doing stuff together, letting the whole world I'm yours, doing stupid shit on social media or playing together, stuff like that. I know you aren't feeling well right now, that your parents never treat you like you deserve, and I'm sorry I still feel like this, but I just want to be cuddled, pampered and so on. My heart smelts for you, it never stopped doing so and it will never stop so please, don't let yours cool down. Soon it'll be our first year together, we've been through thick and thin, and it's been a blast. Thanks for having fallen in love with me, I, I love you from the deepest, and I can't wait to come back and spend our whole lives together

Text me

I have become incapable of feeling love

I just called you twice and you didn't answer. Great.

I've forgotten you, and our history, but it's strange... you affected me so greatly and complemented me so well and we had no idea. I think of you rarely now. I still think of you. I didn't want this, to forget. I just wanted to stop caring so much, and not know how you felt, now that I know I had a chance it's bittersweet. I don't regret crossing that line. But are you avoiding me?

Ever on and on I continue circling with nothing but my hate in a carousel of agony.

Gb2

Someone who is like a boyfriend without the sex or the monogamy.
A friend?

I'm losing my favorite physical feature before I'm even 30 (my hair) and it's absolutely destroying my self esteem.
I'm also a manlet, which has never once bothered me in my life until now, no one likes a bald short guy.

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR
I reserve the right to be unhappy wherever I happen to be at the time.

I just called you.

Friends don’t stroke each other’s hair or give bear hugs to each other.

Some poor guy you say you're dating but never screw and cheat on. No man wants to be your emotional tampon.

Yep. That was the last straw. I have now officially given up trying to understand what the hell you want. You must either be crazy are fucking with me.

Okay then fuck him lmao

When I was 14 (7th grade) I got teased by my family for talking to girls. I ended up getting embarrassed (publicly and privately) for doing so and ultimately distance myself from girls to prevent this.
(they just did the cutesy shit and got more clingy to me, but it was enough regardless)

They (and I) kept this shit up for most of my high school years.

ffw to now, out of high school, I get teased for not knowing girls by the sAMEFUCKING PEOPLE

I CANT WIN

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I guess I'm moving to "I don't want you" phase back

Nothing ensures the attention of a man like a good fucking. He is for that I want to be friends.

Goddamnit everytime you look at me like that my heart melts and I just want to come back to you and try to make us work once again

You’re just someone I buy things for...

We're all just data. Unprocessed. Our lives are still running. Only once runtime has been terminated will the output match desired patterns.

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I shouldn't have fucked up my sleeping schedule that bad. Used to go to sleep at 10 pm, now it's 4 am.

Should I reset my schedule gradually (which will take ages) or will pulling an all-nighter do the same?

You want me to apologize for telling your man about what you were doing? Okay. I am offerring to you my deepest, most sincerest apology. It was definitely none of my damn business to butt into your marriage. I was (and still am) a very stupid, selfish cunt. I regret doing what I did. I screwed up so bad. And I realize that this apology must feel empty to you because I have already apologized to you before and took it back a few days later. You don't have to forgive me, and even if you did I don't think that it would really matter. We both screwed with each other's lives so bad that no apologies nor forgiveness could ever repair whatever relationship we may have left (if any at all). I guess that all there is left to do now is to simply move on with our lives as far away from each other as possible.

Have a great life (if that even means anything to you by now).

Gotta let it go. I just gotta figure out a way to let go things faster.

I've gone 10 years without sex. I'm pretty sure I can go on a few dates without trying to get into your pants. I'm thirsty but not that thirty. The real problem is me being a shy pussy. All I can do is admire from afar and light flirting. I can never escalate it cause I'm afraid of intimacy because maybe I feel like I don't deserve any intimacy cause girls might find me bori ng, no professional career, pathetic that I still live with my parents, a weed smoking degenerate, very minimal social life and social circle. Then I see these guys who have these red flags (some have even more) yet still manage to find qt gfs like wtf?! If they can get a gf, why the hell can't I? Then I get frustrated and give up for awhile. Then I'll watch something trivial like Jim flirting with Pam on the Office and I'll be crying I WANT THAT. WHY CANT I HAVE THAT.

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I can’t believe I was taking photos to send you at the same time you are jerking off to her. She’s about as real to you as you are to me. I’m done.

I hope you're still here. Should I like apologize for saying "if you don't want to hang out, that's fine. you won't hurt my feelings." I said that so she could be honest and know I wouldn't freak out. I do like her and I'd want this to work out.

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o.0

Alright I'm gonna learn my lesson.

Lmao imagine being this dumb. You really want to Co troll what someone wanks to

How would you know who he is jerking off to when he's apparently so far away from you that you need to send him your pictures?

I don't know why this is such a hard lesson to learn for me. It's definitely an ego thing.

Text me

Trust me...
He can do anything he wants. I don’t care anymore.

damn wtf did karen do? o.0

>Move into new apartment w/ new roommates w/ cats.
>Close door at night to keep cats out.
>Summer heat kicks in so I open my door to let apartment a.c. in.
>Cats come into room at 5 A.M. and start fighting.
>Throw cats out, close door, open window to let night air in.
>Leave door closed and open window on cooler nights.
>Roommates find out
>"user, if you leave your window open you'll let all the a.c. out."
>Close and lock window to shut them up.
>One of the cats has been moved to a different location temporarily, so I decide to open my door again.
>Other cat (not declawed) comes into my room at night and walks all over me, waking me up.
>Already getting poor sleep b/c of heat.
>Next night I put cat in the room of its owner (who is gone for work) so I can have my door open and sleep in peace.
>Roommate comes home at 8 A.M., finds cat in closed room, and yells at me: "user, you can't put the cat in a room like that! He'll get heat stroke and die!"
>Say I won't do it again (I won't).

I can't have my window open, I can't get rid of these darn cats, I can't have my door open. I guess I'll just get a box fan and hope it's enough to cool my oven like room.

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So I'm trying to let go of a personally embarrassing thing I did about a year and a half ago. My gf of one year recently had flown back to her country after getting her master's degree here. I had just started working a stressful job, and I had known that our relationship was basically over, but I still felt like keeping in touch with her and messaging her occasionally. She was friendly each time we messaged though, and we had basically agreed to stay in touch without the relationship continuing.

Her birthday came about two months later, and while I was at work, I got out my phone to message her happy birthday, and I was halfway through typing it in when I decided to look at her feed she posted about celebrating her birthday.

She was sitting with her best friend at a bar, each of them sitting with a separate guy, like they were on a double date probably, with a novelty drink sitting on the table labelled 'Exboyfriend Tears'. No mention of the drink in the caption, just wishing herself a happy birthday.

Basically I just refuse to do an assignment the way they told me to out of stubbornness but my alternate way is turning out badly so now I'm embarrassed.

Jesus christ, I'm not the weeb!!!!!!!!!!

Karen is the bitch who runs YouTube.

I cover up my intense self-loathing by taking out on the world.

It was most definitely both wrong and ignorant of me to get involved in the relationship with your partner. Truth of the matter is that I am egotistical and delusional. What happened between you and I was purely a figment of my imagination. I allowed my ego to decide for me what is real, and in doing so I have irreversibly ruined your life. I am also a hypocritical moron. I deserve to be punished in the afterlife somewhere within Limbo or Purgatory.