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those posts are off topic and you should report them

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The only reason that works is that youre sick of it and dont want to do it any more.

madlad on LBC just said 'arse'.
what a sunday.

don't i?

ofcom boys will be around to the LBC studios shortly

>We are not gay, but we secretly kiss and sleep in the same bed

>Dear Mariella

>I am a 30-year-old man and I had, until last year, identified as a straight man. One night, after an office dinner party, I went to my colleague’s flat. We were good mates then, but nothing more. We are both architects and I went to see some of his latest work. He offered me a drink and we ended up getting drunk. He is slightly older and also identifies as heterosexual. (He is really good looking but, mysteriously, has been single for many years.) We drank too much and kissed. We were embarrassed, but for the past year we have regularly met and kissed, but he doesn’t go beyond a certain point physically. I know I love him dearly. He loves me, too, he says, but as a brother/best friend, not as a partner. Recently, he has stopped kissing me on the lips, but we sleep in the same bed and cuddle. I am confused. Is he straight, is he gay/bisexual and, more importantly, should I have any hope of finding romantic love with him? It’s frustrating and confusing. I don’t want to beg him to do more if he doesn’t feel comfortable and at the same time it would hurt to walk away from this man (and hurt my career if I left my job).

t. gay

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In my experience if you still enjoy the life nothing will get you to stop. One day you just say fuck it, ive had enough. Then its easy. Rattling is easy, getting the want out your head is hard.

britpol has no topic
it's just a shitfest

is betting a mugs game? pic related bookies don't bet

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in a far and distant galaxy inside my telescope i see a pair of eyes peer back at me

he walks and talks and looks like me, sits around inside his house

from room to room, he moves about

fills his life with pointless things and wonders how it all turns out

afraid of what the truth might bring he locks his doors and never leaves

desperately searching for signs, too terrified to find a thing

he battens all the hatches down and wonders why he hears no sounds

frantically searching his dreams he wonders what it's all about

Just farted and it stinks

its safe to say that i dont think any of you understand theres nowhere left to turn, the walls keep breaking, time is like a leaf in the wind either its time well spent or time ive wasted

sports betting is a total mugs game

other things? things that you can predict with reasonable accuracy, that don't completely change in a flash based on physics (like sports), like elections - it's alright. it's still dumb, but good for a laugh using pocket change.

WWE isn't sports but Vince is notoriously mercurial and autistic, and he might change things at the last minute so even that isn't worth betting on.

wait... people bet on WWE?

Fuck off Eddie

Fuck off Eddie

Fuck off Eddie

why are you so intimidated by melophobia?

Fuck off Eddie

Newfag

yes

lmao that's like betting on corrie

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>Tory deputy chairwoman Helen Whately rejected claims that Theresa May is a "problem" for the Tories, saying: "Actually on the contrary I'd say more often what I've heard on the doorstep is people saying 'wow it must be really tough for the Prime Minister' and praising her for her resilience and her sticking at it and trying to get through."
standard.co.uk/news/politics/tories-plead-for-voters-backing-at-elections-as-brexit-party-surges-in-polls-a4128451.html
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Didnt he nope out and bail?

People also bet on that. Bookies (especially Paddy Power) offer odds on all kinds of things as a way of drumming up publicity. Good luck getting more than a tenner on though.
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i miss jazz threads.

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posting again to intimidate you

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ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND!
BREXIT MEANS BREXIT MATE
PINT OF CARLING PLEASE LOVE
PIE AND MASH

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Why do people wear ripped jeans? They look fucking ridiculous.

Madness

Yep.

This scene was particularly LYNCHIAN

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it's reasonable in theory. unlike real sports which are unpredictable and can change on a dime, WWE is a TV show and if you#re familiar with how the biz works you can safely bet on some PPV matches. e.g.
>new babyface champ crowned at Wrestlemania, they're clearly making him 'The Guy', the face of the comapny, first PPV defence at the next PPV...it's reasonable to assume he's gonna retain the title. Once you have the formula down, on some matches you can safely win more than you lose with enough margins to come out in the black.

The problem is, WWE's formula runs though...Vince. And he's become even more autistic with age. The product is boring and predictable, E has no competition, they have reliable revenue streams by turning it into a milquetoast kid-friendly product...so it should be easier now than it was in the Attitude Era heyday, right? Nope. Vince will still chnage things at the last minute depending on his mood, which usually depends on what he ate for lunch that day and how his tummy feels.
He changed the winner of the Royal Rumble 1997 at the last minute because he got butthurt that the planned winner had been leaked to the gossip sheets.

>frankengina

Never watched it but the /tv/ jazz general was funny af. Boards just full of endgame and zGoT shit now.

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i actually did a rare bit of OC for the jazz threads, they were so inspirational
r8

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OI DO YOU HAVE A LOISENSE FOR DAT MISTAH

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Does he envy him?

Makes sense I suppose. Weird though.

6/10 Great idea, sub-par execution. Has great potential if we are treated to another season

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Thread theme

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will i be known and loved?
is there one that i trust?
should i to sober up?
has it been long enough?
will i be known and loved?
little closer close enough

im a loser loosen up

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I won't be making a Norfpost of that pic.

>this nigga has sex
>anons don't
deep

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seems like a larp t b h kid

Looks like a cross between Rob Brydon and Steve Coogan. Well jealous of the gash he's pulled

What's her motivation?

I think it's about time the remainders in favor of a second referendum realised. The result would be another vote to leave. Totally BTFO of parliaments attempt to control the process. The polls are wrong again.

I recognise Lynch and Lovecraft, whose the third nig?

That's irrelevant. They'll rig it.

he carries her bags on his wheelchair

That is Franz Kafka user

Even if they won, why do they think the losers would accept the result? They haven't.

Caregiver fetish? Maybe she just loves the guy enough to wipe his spacker arse.

They can try. I'm not in favor of one. But the remainders seem to be of the opinion it's a winner for them. They are wrong. They managed six million on the petition. No where near enough.

>Franz Kafka
Fuck now I feel dumb I didn't know that

He’s got a likeable personality, just more evidence that anonymongs are pathetic for never having sex because they can’t blame it entirely on things outside their control

Yeah it has to be a fetish. Women don't really love men.

You should try lurking /lit/ some time. Take the accelerationism pill

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>Barry Stanton commenting on Morgoth's twitter

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Hands down, best Jazz OC right here.
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what's it matter?

the point is he has a gf and you losers don't

call him a spacker on account of his physical disability while he laughs at you spackers on account of your disability to get women lmfao, who's really the spacker? hahaha

wew lad

What the fuck is wrong with norf doctors?

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>anonymongs will never experience this
almost making me feel bad for laughing at you lol

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My point is they won't win, it's a forlorn hope. Even a rigged referendum has to have some possibility of being true. This time the leave vote will be much bigger.

seems pretty fucking based to me

while they agree to posture against our strategic enemies we're staying in. why do you think we chose to allow a referendum in first place??

More than 37%?

they have a youtube channel and in one video someone asked if they had kids would they also have Spinal muscular atrophy and they both said they hope so, she's fucking deranged mate.

the sulking if they lost again would be unbearable, they would literally shit themselves in public and then talk sarcastically about how great Brexit is.

I'm not sure I could take it lads.

>anonymongs will never experience this
you spend 16 hours a day posting on here lad, youre in no place to be taking shots at anyone, especially when many are probably 10+ years younger than you

Lads wtf I just learnt you need a license for a MICROPIG??? Our nanny state has gone TOO far this time if the masses knew there'd be a revolution by dawn!

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when i had a wisdom tooth abcess that left me curled up in a ball with pain, the doctor wouldn't even prescribe me co-codamol, the cunt.
i had to steal them from my nan.

>niggers are not responsible enough to be trusted with white mans pain killers

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>anonymongs are all 12
wouldn't be surprised t b h kid

and why the fuck do you envy my crippling heroin addiction like you envy the crippled cripple you pathetic loser?

Well I’m just a modern guy

Of course I’ve had it in the ear before

easing the pain inflicted by the souf overlords and the lashing wounds inflicted by Maggie Thatcher herself

Ffs opioid analgesics covers fucking codeine and loads of shitty crap. Doesnt mean its all diacetyl morphine or pethadine.

I can understand people wanting kids but when you're disabled it just seem cruel

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JUST

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Going the shop, lads. Anyone want anything?

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>why do you envy my entire day posting on shit/pol/

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Why are you so mad that the reasons you don’t have sex are entirely within your control but you’re too pathetic to correct them?