AUS/POL/ SUNDAY FUNDAY EDITION

Pre polling starts tommorow find your electorate here: aec.gov.au/election/voting.htm#voting

>Scott Morrison to announce Liberal election promise to cap Australia's annual refugee intake

mobile.abc.net.au/news/2019-04-27/coalition-election-pledge-to-cap-australia-annual-refugee-intake/11051932?section=politics

>Population growth, migration and refugees: A political headache that's split the nation

abc.net.au/news/2019-04-27/federal-election-policy-explained-immigration-population-growth/10880530?section=politics

>Shorten says 'no way' to any Clive Palmer preference deal

sbs.com.au/news/shorten-says-no-way-to-any-clive-palmer-preference-deal

>Stop Adani activists 'abused and threatened' on second day of Clermont protests

sbs.com.au/news/stop-adani-activists-abused-and-threatened-on-second-day-of-clermont-protests

>Fraser Anning press conference fight 'distressing', says journalist

9news.com.au/national/syd-press-conference-fight-distressing/5c534cc2-25ac-4504-b092-89f9661d0cc6

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youtube.com/watch?v=4wrWd06KVBc
twitter.com/fraser_anning/status/1122485171104575488
twitter.com/fraser_anning/status/1122463846839357441
youtube.com/watch?v=BUKkCkhHcZ0&app=desktop
aec.gov.au/election/candidates.htm
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Nigger

Lazy cunts not baking bread

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fresh green memes for the bois

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>cap refugee intake
>bring in 200,000 immigrants every year anyway
wow, thanks!

AUS/POL/ APPROVED PREFERENCES:
>1st - Anning's Conservative National Party
>2nd - Shooters & Fishers
>3rd - One Nation
>---Every other meme party---
>3rd last - LNP
>2nd last - Labor
>LAST - Greens

other thing to point out is that APS never, ever get fired unless you literally throw a brick through the window or something.

losing 200 staff just meant they won't be replacing positions lost to natural attrition and are reducing overall ASL. At worst, you might find it more difficult to get promoted.

Let's spice this thread up with some fresh oc.
Yes, I would take the risk and this counts as my roll.

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I wish I placed that bet 6 months ago. Bill fucking shorten is so hated lmao

Vote that way or thou shalt be cucked

im cool with 21-26, 63-75
rolling

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No one except you faggots will be voting for that Anning cunt, he's got no fucking chance.

Probably

We got the same one.
Let's count ourselves lucky that we avoided 85-87

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This. Youre throwing your vote away.

Vote One Nation and Shooters and Fishers

sorry boomer, im uncucking my future by fucking your past.
youtube.com/watch?v=4wrWd06KVBc

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here goes nothing

odds are still 4x

Daily reminder for those observing Anti-Anning shills

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>Youre throwing your vote away.
>In a preferential voting system.
Unironically kill yourself.

voting for anning does not make your vote expire

you, me and her
white triangle

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You struck a 3 in a field of 6s and 7s
Unlucky.

>Youre throwing your vote away.
Do you even know how it works?

Can you do multis? As in add individual seats AND call that libs will still be in power

>he's got no fucking chance
good thing voting isn't the same as footy tipping you fucking retard

cat looks alright

It's just a waste of ink

> coalition odds: 4.50
not very good odds. labor's odds are at $1.25 on sportsbet.

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the squids love anning

We use pencils in Australia to vote, not pens. You're either underaged or some faggot using a proxy who's clearly never voted in Australia in their life.

twitter.com/fraser_anning/status/1122485171104575488

He is tweeting as we speak, and replying to some people in the comments.

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> i have no idea how gambling odds work! LMAO
what a dumbass.

But Labor are going to lose

Clearly I'm fucking joking you fucking groid

Oops, I meant he is replying to people in the comments in the tweet before that one

twitter.com/fraser_anning/status/1122463846839357441

>But Labor are going to lose
yes, i keep hearing about that. I have my doubts. not that it matters, morrison and shorten are both equally fucking incompetent.

>lol I was just pretending to be retarded
shut the fuck up you stupid cunt

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You fucking what? 6 months ago the coalition were out past $10

How's May going for you?

i live in south australia, stupid cunt.

interesting odds there.

I reckon it will be hung. People are voting the two majors lower than ever.

Bill shorten is salty as fuck that Clive did a preference deal with the Libs. He needed it heaps badly and he knew it

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that jpg
bitch is alpha as fuck
ultimately still just a dumb cunt that just wants to score points from the lefties

Then you're hardly in a position to call someone a stupid cunt, faggot

>But Labor are going to lose
Australia is going to lose, user. Australia.

will anning reestablish rhodesia?

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in a great position, stupid cunt.
shorten can stay as salty as he wants. he's done absolutely nothing to convince anyone him or his party are worth voting for.

I just realised in a race war pajeets will know the streets better than anybody and have knowledge of who is in what homes

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scomo is looking more based, looking, not is
my prediction is libs will win
lefties on suicide watch

True. But I can't wait to laugh at SHY losing her seat and the coalition maintaining power again

just hide in the toilet and you'll be good

"Prime Minister Richard Luigi Di Natale"
just sounds roight.

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why so sure she will lose, is there a lot of upset from green voters

>shorten can stay as salty as he wants. he's done absolutely nothing to convince anyone him or his party are worth voting for.
I don't really get what you're trying to say here...that's what I have been saying. Labor are going to lose because Bill Shorten is incompetent as fuck.

it won't help them
they have a billion people and can't even rely on the bell curve to produce gold medal winning athletes like china

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youtube.com/watch?v=BUKkCkhHcZ0&app=desktop

Remake

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i know, you know they're incompetent, but there's a lot of aussies that are willing to get morrison out of office even if it means that useless fuck becomes pm.

Because she is on suicide watch that her seat will fall to One Nation

Greens senator Sarah Hanson-Young says she is "horrified" at the prospect that her Senate spot could be taken by One Nation, as the Greens face losing two of their most high-profile parliamentarians at the upcoming election to Pauline Hanson's party.
[Further]
"It horrifies me that if I lose my seat, it could be taken by a One Nation candidate. I'm going to fight tooth and nail to make sure they don't get one."

I hope so.

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>tfw there are more working lefties in the 20s demographic (as a %) than right wing chan neets

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Don't let aus/pol/ pressure you, vote how YOU want to vote

"Supreme Leader Dicky Di"
just feels roight

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Or you can uncuck yourself and vote the way that we (who know best) tell you!

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you guys arent actually going to vote liberal, r-right?

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Prove your claim

r/australia would say they 'know best' too, and they would probably argue for AJP or something

We do know best

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The two party dichotomy is perpetuated by the bleeding heart fuck wits at places like r/australia

They've had their turn and it's clearly wrong

but greens got double the amount of votes than one nation last election senate sa

>annings meme party runs a candidate in SA and the votes get divided between the two
>SHY maintains her seat

is there a SA JUST image yet?

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Which one of you bastards brought all the hat's from /AnngGang/?

gay luigi

Honestly I'm surprised that aus/pol/ isn't voting the sex party

frenly remeider that aus/pol/ is alwase rite

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dont think angela white is running anymore

>hat's
mate

Why would Jow Forums do that?

i hope they made lotsa spaghetti

And why would we do that?

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pol is for traditional family values you degenerate

good graph
love graphs
love transparency in gov
love greens


hate boomers

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One Nation didn't even have candidates in SA I don't think. This is the first election ibwill be able to vote for one nation.
There's lots of body's in the barrels memes

on the piss lads, gunna turn up to work hungover

Dignity party neets choice

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kys

Imagine electing a pornstar.

Also clearly you get free secks

aec.gov.au/election/candidates.htm

You can see all the lower house and senate candidates across all electorates & states here

they did, they got 30k votes

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why uap

I meant from last elections. Pauline has 2 in S.A. this election I think

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