What is this type of girl called?

Basic white girl who thinks shes quirky enough to be a movie star

I mean, you're not wrong.

That's probably the most bulletproof claim that could be made.

Like, it couldn't be false except for the following scenario:

Cheryl is so in love with her boyfriend that she'd bite through his sternum if she could to devour his heart.

Brendan takes pictures of her all the time, and she just trusts that he will be responsible with them in terms of her wishes, because they are the same soul, and there is no devil in any universe that could torture her enough to say otherwise.

She was a cutter until it became too much of a burden to have to explain or hide.

He knows that he could sell these pictures, and he does.

Without her knowledge, he trades her image for whatever revenue is available from "fotolia (by Adobe)," shamelessly stealing the candid, ravenous wolf's-eye of an expression she grimaces toward the lens, as if she wants to consume your soul.

But his dishonesty is what undoes him.

She knows.

She sees all.

But otherwise, though, no - like totally she's posing for whatever photographer is asking her to pose for whatever monetary source funded the fee that they had in order to do the shoot that required a paid (presumably) model, as evidenced by the fact that there is a picture of her with a watermark that has a trademark from a global corporation that basically tells you that unless you're literally the person in that picture and can prove it, then any use of this image is gonna line our pockets, bitch.

So unless she's an unwitting victim of some kind of amazingly well make-up-ed and lighted candids, then I'd say you have a very strong claim.

>make-up-ed

*made-up*

I think the term you're looking for is "made-up."

What kind of world do you think you live in where you can correct a man or know more than a man? This is a men's board. Go pretend youre a youtube makeup celebrity.

>youre

*you're*

A smiling one. It’s not really a type, it’s something all humans do.

Annoying

Cute. Short hair is the best.

You guys...

You're supposed to be all oddly specific and quirky with your responses to this random woman, or else it's not funny.

Like, you have to say she left a stuffed animal in your closet just so she could accuse you of stealing it later, and demand that you meet her at Chipotle™ like right now (she just wants a salad, thanks) where you hash it out and she tells you that she always resented you and wished you'd just offed yourself when you'd had the chance instead of malingering in half-truths until you're as good as dead, which is barely all you are at this point.

And, I mean, after all... you're eating at a Chipotle with your imaginary dream-nightmare-ex who is saying the kind of things that your worst relationships told you, so like... is she wrong tho?

I really don't know.

They have decent guac; I'll give them that.

btfo

The type who's never known a day of true suffering in her life

No, thank you.

I have no current guiding principle that would compel me to "back the fuck off" from whatever you think you're threatening me from addressing.

I'm interested to hear you try to explain it, though, if you'd like to.

>back the fuck off
It's blown the fuck out

Is it just me or is she really 12/10

She looks like the type to make novel-length facebook posts about body-positivity and how hard it is for her to like the way she looks despite the fact that she's really hot and everyone knows it.

See, now, that's where one might get a little cringy.

However hot you think she is, or how "everyone" (whoever they are) knows it, she's not looking at herself through your eyes, so what you're saying sounds demeaning.

One might call white knight, but it's more of like just basic recognition of perspectivalism.

See.
Annoying.
I haven’t even seen this femanons photo but she’s as annoying as fuck

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I forgot what the bitch looked like in the first place and you're annoying me vicariously, so like make of that what you will.

I'm sort of lying; I do remember what she looked like, but your whole demeanor just disgusts me, so I wanted to express that as directly as possible without involving whatever aesthetic judgments you might have to offer, which are utterly irrelevant since you're "annoyed" by something that you haven't even actually defined.

Settle down Autist

Oh -- oh yeah? Well... oh, yeah? You like, suck and stuff, so there.

Settle

>met that kind of girl
>text every other day, made out, hugged, held hands
>she's cute, nice body, can dance, is insanely smart
>I feel nothing
Man I should tell her the next time we meet that my heart isn't really in it

You settle.

french

Gay girls

if you're going to flirt at least sage the thread

She’s cute.

Slut

Bone apple petit

I'd call her a "woman". The term "girl" is usually reserved for younger females. Children.

Frenchie

Human

This.
I cringe at all the pedos making threads going "so, I have a crush on this girl..."

crazy