Ok, lads, so today are the General Elections in Spain. We are to elect the Parliament, which will elect our Prime Minister. These are the main parties: >PSOE: the socialist. One of the most corrupted parties of all Spain. It’s your average social-democrat party: pro-immigration, EU, welfare state, LGBT, feminism, etc. They are currently in Government through pacts with both the far-left and the separatists. >PP: the main opposition party. They are your typical cuckservatives neo-con, though they have changed some of their discourse in an effort to retain votes from the right. Very corrupted too. >UP (Unidas Podemos): far-left party. A coalition of communists, socialists, feminists, separatists... You name it. They were very critical with PSOE, but they’ve said they want to enter the government with them. >Cs: le epic centrists. It’s your typical European liberal party. They have focused their discourse around Catalonia, surrogate pregnancy and their love for the EU (they want the United States of Europe). >VOX: a new right-wing party. They’ve been labelled as far-right by most of the media. The left has desperately tried to scare people over them, but they are at best an Orbán-like party. >Several separatists/regional parties: they may have the key seats to elect the Prime Minister, like they did with Pedro Sánchez last time.
>How has the campaign been? PSOE and PP have made calls to concentrate votes on themselves, but only the PSOE has been successful in this, plummeting UP in the process. PSOE is expected to win by a far margin, with PP in the second place and a close race for third place between Cs, UP and VOX.
At 14:00, turnout has increased by 4.5% compared with last election. It has increased both in lefties and rightwing cities, so it's hard to make a prediction still. You can look it up in more detail here: resultados.eleccionesgenerales19.es/Avances/Total-nacional/0/es
how many bongs and bings until results are released?
Benjamin Taylor
>PP: the main opposition party. They are your typical cuckservatives neo-con, though they have changed some of their discourse in an effort to retain votes from the right. Very corrupted too. Fuck off PP-cock-sucker. PP is by far more corrupt than any other party in the nation
>twitter.com/hdishdjdidje/status/1122508253429215234 >"1 fav = 1 voto de Vox que tiro a la basura en el recuento" >"1 fav = 1 Vox vote I'll throw to the trash" Disgusting tranny. Pic related. Track """her""" or something.
Not that I need to be from Sevile or sth like that :/
Colton Ortiz
I WANT TO FUCK VOX-CHAN SO BAD I WANT TO SLURP UP HER TITS LIKE BIG NOODLES I WANT TO EAT EVERY MEAL OF MY LIFE OFF OF HER FAT TITS I WANT TO DUMP MY VOTES IN HER BALLOT BOX EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I WANT TO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK VOX-CHAN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD PLEASE GOD FUCK I WANT TO BLAST ENDLESS BUSTS INTO HER FERTILE WOMB I WANT TO GLAZE HER LIKE A DONUT WITH MY CUM FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I WANNA PUMP PUMP FUCK FUCK HER BIG BUTT I WANT TO TASTE EVERY INCH OF HER BODY OOH MMMMYYY FUCKIIINNGGG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD PLEASE I WANT TO FUCK VOX-CHAN I WANT TO FUCK VOX-CHAN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE IF I HAD A CHANCE TO FUCK VOX-CHAN I WOULD NEVER CUM ANYWHERE ELSE BUT HER PUSSYYYYYYY PLEASE PLEASE OMMGGG IM SO HORNY WHEN I SEE VOX-CHAN I CANT STAND IT I HAVE TO FUCK VOX-CHAN I WONT CUM TO ANYTHING BUT VOX-CHAN HELP ME FUCK VOX-CHAN SO HORNY FOR TITS OMG PLEASE FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK OH MY FUCKING GOD IMAGINE BEING SANTIAGO ABASCAL AND FEELING HER FAT TITS AND THIGHS CLINGING TO YOUR ARM I WOULD BE STRINGING CUMS SHOOTING FAT WOLF ROPES EVERY TIME I FELT HER AGAINST ME FUCK FUCK FUCK I WANT TO FUCK VOX-CHAN I WANT TO FUCK VOX-CHAN
>RTVE ha decidido abandonar las muestras a pie de urnas y, en su lugar, apostará por una encuesta telefónica periódica realizada por oleadas entre los días 12 y 27 de abril, según informa la Corporación en nota de prensa. The results are so MASSIVE that they do not dare to do exit polls.
Illiterate spaniards is a fucking meme, I've been working both here and in france for a decade and I can guarantee that french people on average are less likeley to learn english because they hate england and are a bunch of smug fags
Blake Rivera
how comfy (1-10/10) are the following cities: > Valencia > Alicante > Malaga > Cordoba > Sevilla > Zaragoza > Palma > Las Palmas
Ayden Smith
Acabo de ir a votar y he flipado con lo que me ha pasado xD.
Pues nada, nada más salir del trabajo he ido hacia el colegio electoral que me tocaba, he entrado y me he metido en una de esas cabinas donde puedes elegir los sobres y las papeletas. De eso que he cogido una papeleta de Vox, la meto en el sobre y con el Senado más de lo mismo pero eligiendo a los senadores que quería. Total, que cuando ya iba a salir de la cabina me ha entrado mucha tristeza, pues tenía miedo de que el PSOE y los radicales de Podemos ganasen suficientes escaños como para poder obtener mayoría con la ayuda de los indepes.
Me empezaron a temblar las piernas, me puse de rodillas y comencé a llorar en soledad, disimulando los sollozos como podía. Un minuto más tarde, sin poder ver nada por las lágrimas y con los ojos hinchados, noté cómo se abrió la cortina de la cabina a mis espaldas y escuché a alguien con voz seria y profunda dirigirse hacia mi preguntando: "¿Estás bien?". Nada más escucharlo, me giré y ahí estaba, Santiago Abascal. Nada más verme, me miró, me sonrió y me dijo "Hoy ganamos los españoles", me cogió en brazos y me llevó a la mesa que me tocaba.
Todo el mundo aplaudía a excepción de los progres del PSOE y Podemos que se enfadaron y comenzaron a tirar las urnas y las papeletas, subiéndose en las mesas electorales y chillando cual gorrinos en las matanzas, pero vino la Guardia Civil y se los llevó. Puse mi voto en las urnas con la ayuda de las fuertes manos de Abascal (yo no podía casi mover el brazo de la emoción), miré a Santi, me devolvió la mirada y me sonrió. Un segundo después me desmayé y al cabo de un rato me desperté en mi casa con una bandera de España y con un papel en la mano que decía "Ya hemos ganado - Fmdo. Santiago Abascal".
I live in las Palmas and is good for the beach and cultural things, I don't know if that is comfy or not
Lucas Lee
¿c-cuánto miden?
Adam Carter
Based
Liam Smith
their own cousin following the tradition
Julian Turner
dude, it's a joke :((((
>miedo Vox feeds off mainly out of PP and a little bit of Ciudadanos. But PP has a very strong vote fidelity. So a lot of these people shouting Vox are gonna get scared when they get to the ballot table, and pick up the PP ballot >"Casado is decent enough" >"Better than Rajoy" >"Vox... Maybe next time" >"Let's see what they do, maybe in 2023"
It depends on the area. Valencia's ciutat vella is not the suburbs.
Nobody in Spain speaks English, we are all Maghrebi posters using a VPN
Jackson Butler
sopa de macaco, uma delicia
Brayden Smith
>ÚLTIMA HORA | La participación a las 18.00 es del 60,72%, un 9,50% con respecto a los comicios anteriores, celebrados en 2016, con el 96,62% de las mesas escrutadas, lo que equivale al 96,76% de los electores.
Kayden Ross
An small percentage of the young people* That is, teens who grew with Jow Forums/internet culture. The rest is on par with the level offered at school (it only prepares people to fill out the blanks in papers and talk like autistic androids)
Nolan Stewart
I hope the Islamist party wins here
William Jenkins
Based and anti-censorship pilled.
Adam Garcia
Makes sense. Something to be proud of I guess. I'd be pretty disappointed if I went there and found out that none of you spoke fucking Spanish. >Illiterate I said you were more literate than some of the other Euro flags. But you are like reasonably fluent in it though? It's hard to tell who is telling the truth. Here in Australia literally everyone is monolingual, but from my understanding lots of Europeans can speak 3+ languages.
Adam Parker
Basado y rojoempastillado
Colton Gutierrez
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE RESULTS
Ryder Peterson
kek
Thomas Morris
sounds comfy for me
Sebastian Lee
Turnout in Barcelona: Ciutat Vella: 37,89 % Eixample: 41,60 % Sants-Montjuïc: 40,30 % Les Corts: 42,29 % Sarrià – Sant Gervasi: 41,61 % Gràcia: 42,90 % Horta-Guinardó: 41,61 % Nou Barris: 40,56 % Sant Andreu: 43,85 % Sant Martí: 42,67 % Last election turnout at this time was highest in Nou Barris. Shit is serious, Manolos gonna get btfo.
