How big of a loser are you Jow Forums?

>kissless touchless 29yo virgin
>hikki NEET (never had a job)
>dropped out of school at 16
>no friends since 3rd grade
>slightly overweight
>still have acne
>can‘t drive

i lost my friends due to politics

but i don´t regret shit

Lol Jow Forums I thought y’all were all billy badass go get em. Get your mind right, tho most of y’all are probably warped beyond recovery.

Maybe 2020 will be the year Jow Forums touches a boob.

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Are your parents rich?

Friends who abandon you due to politics have mental issues. They weren't your friends.

>I have no friends

Welcome to Jow Forums faggot.

I have a lot of friends and I have no real trouble getting girls.

I’m mentally ill

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No they are poor middle class.
I live from government gibs

>Self-pity is a form of narcissism, idiots.

CONQUER YOUR DESTINY OR DIE TRYING, FOR FUCK SAKE

You only exists in this limited timeline before the void eats you, do something, be someone, stop your degenerate excuses and take life.

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What do you expect when /po/ advice is to make fun of you if you aren't making six figures while putting in only 4 hours of real work in a week? Then the opposite side is you're a loser if you aren't a NEET.

Not being degenerate = being degenerate on Jow Forums.

I doubt they give gibs to white people Muhammad.

The only friend I have is my GF and I'm also her only friend.

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I have over 8000 posts on r9k.

Tell me more about your life, user.

i have a literal 10/10 model wife who used to do runways for gucci/channel and so on in paris and milan. Chances are you have seen her pictures on magasines and instagram

BUT i have no job; am a NEET, have no friends and no future lmao

I feel like the social outcast in any social group I'm in. It's like having autism when every spectrum test you take says you're neuro-typical. I have friends who are very different than me, but I don't want to bring anything up because I know it'll strike a debate/harsh feelings/or ruin the small things I do cherish with them. It's that discomfort of never feeling accepted, but always in the role to be perceived as such. I'm usually soft spoken but have real strong opinions, which gets perceived as pretentiousness I'm sure. I'd love to kill myself if I didn't want to have a family and successful lifestyle more.

28yo neet, had sex once with a prostitute. Studying for a government job, better wages and it's my only option since nobody wants to hire an ugly incel.

I chose to have no friends so it's all good..life has been nice and quiet

>What do you expect when Jow Forums advice is to make fun of you if you aren't making six figures while putting in only 4 hours of real work in a week?

Me unironically. Did zero work last week.

Eveybody hates me because of my giga cock and charming good looks.

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And what, now you're trying to gloat about what your subhuman ancestors have done to us? 9/11 best day of life, die fatass.

>I'm also her only friend.
don't complain about this

But that's normal for a Jew.

Every German can sign up for gibs.
Germans have been getting gibs long before we imported millions of niggers.

>wake up at 4PM
>browse the internet and play videogames til 7AM
>go to sleep
>repeat next day

Some times they try to send me off to (unpaid) minimum wage jobs but I‘m so bad at them that they usually send me home on the same day.
So I never really worked a real job.
desu I don‘t even want one being around normalfags is too exhausting and I hate having to explain myself.

you loser
i mean i'm also a loser because i have got no job but at least i have spend my life only wit super beautiful women

i bet your room smells like wurst and shit bro

Hello Achmed

get /sigged, faggot.

Compared to this thread I'm doing fine apparently. I still will never understand how people can be friendless.

My girlfriend cheated on me with my good friend

well it's true, user. if you aren't in such a position, then you're doing it wrong. nothing wrong with pointing that out. such things should be viewed as encouragement to our less adept brothers and sisters

I watched my brother die after falling down a mountain because I wasn't strong enough to pull him out between the rocks. I tried pulling him out till my hands bled. Now I continue so that one day I'll be strong enough to at least pull his dying face out of my memories.

>9/11 best day of life
based mohammed

no friends, no gf, still virgin, no job, no hobbies, two conditional convictions, spend all time in vidya.

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mid 20's PHD, friends, no gf tho. Worldly and sexual success really are totally separate, it's a strange feel.

I’m 25 and I work at the grocery store. Rent my own house though.

you don't to be muslim to hate the U.S. in the end. all the misery in this world is because of them.

I don‘t know anyone and I‘m not a normalfag.
I have no idea how befriending works.

Never had a girlfriend

well at least you have a job
unemployed here mean that you are dead

That's not a good friend fren.

It's really fucking easy if you didn't make friends in HS or college. It gets exponentially harder to make friends in the working world, so you have to keep old ones.

me but early 20s

Just talk to people with some similar interests as you. Do you have any school age friends who are least still acquaintances?

(Ypu) misspeled cocksucker..my frieeend.

What's up my nigga

I got no irl friends and I cant socialize properly. I have no gf or wife user but thank God I'm still young. I have a crush on this castizo girl who's the same age of me who lives just across the street from me and I'm not so sure the father will allow me to take her anywhere considering that I had an issue (fight) with her little brother one day in the house and went full 1488 and called him a half breed nigger as I dropped his ass to the floor and beat the shit out of him. Than the family decided to press charges and I've been keeping my distance from the neighbors ever since. The dad is not even their real father but the grand father who adopted them because they're biological mother did drugs and was completely unreliable. She never gets out of her house, infact none of them ever do! I go out to jog almost every single day and I go to the gym everyday and I never see her out there. If I'm lucky, I'll get a chance to talk to her every so often just like I did yesterday but it doesn't look like its going anywhere.

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No I dont know anyone from back then, didnt have friends in school.
I have no interests besides browsing Jow Forums and playing singleplayer videogames.

I used to be a big loser but I've been turning it around.

Having a steady job and working out helps a lot

College Dropout
Shitty dead end job
26 and never been kissed, obviously still a virgin
Fatass with poor self control
Broke and in uncontrollable debt

I'm working on unfuking my shit though. I've finally got a way to go back to school. I'm going to do a trade program and then work my ass off to get out of debt and save some money. I've also already lost about 50lbs and I've made a commitment toward fixing my health.

Hopefully in 4-5 years I'll have fixed most of my issues.

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Same here kraut bro

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>47 years old
>absolutely zero friends(and I don't care)
>$8000 in savings
>don't own property
>twice divorced
>owe $18k on truck
>wage cuck for $50k/year
>no college degree
>no romantic prospects
>spend weekends doing various chores but mostly watching crypto markets hoping to make it
Do I win?

Loser is a social construct.

what coins you hold boomer?

You've spent time in jail?

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ravencoin, rlc and btc. my shitcoins have eliminated any gains I've made from btc.

>Have a boring but well-paying job
>Hot wife who’s actually a model
>Photograph naked women and make really decent money from it
>In pretty good shape; average height but Chad-tier muscles
>A situation many here would envy
>still want to kill myself everyday
>can’t deal with constantly being told my race and gender are toxic by everyone everywhere
>sick of supporting Trump who doesn’t do shit to stop the degeneracy
>see no hope for the future of my race/country

Yea that sounds pretty damn bad

Kys

If it's any consolation you're approaching the age where it's socially acceptable to just get a mail-order wife

That’s the dream faggot. The more friends your girl has the more of a chance she fucks around or leaves you

You guys aren't losers, it just seems like you're morally wounded after realizing life does not pander to the holy, but to the unholy.
Don't be ashamed, God loves you.

Other than the money you owe on your truck, this isn't that bad. Maybe join an astronomy club to get some friends? Your life your choice.