How big of a loser are you Jow Forums?

I’ll start.


I have no friends

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late 20s, virgin, no friends

I'm always the last reply in a thread

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I'm black

I didn’t go to prom in high school.

I have friends but I don't hang out with them. People who go to the movie theatre are fucking weird. But they think you're weird because you don't want to share laughter and emotions with random strangers.

The fuck would you want to go? Ego contest.

I call my mom every time I get really scared or upset and I'm turning 29 on Tuesday.

I have friends but I prefer Jow Forums. If you had real life friends they would just eat into time better spent shitposting here.

I have transcended your pointless classifications.