What is it like to sleep next to someone post-sex while they're covered in baby oil, sweat and other bodily fluids?

What is it like to sleep next to someone post-sex while they're covered in baby oil, sweat and other bodily fluids?

I feel like I'm missing out big time here.

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bruh... same =( i want pillow talk

Sticky and smelly

Not even the common decency to bring a towel baka

I mean, usually after sex my gf and I wipe down our junk with some paper towels or something.

But that's not to say I've never been in the situation you're describing. It feels nice, especially when it was clear that both of you enjoyed the sex and that the sweat and bodily fluids came from effort and pleasure.

You feel accomplished when you know the other person had fun and you did too. When they're already asleep, but they're arms are wrapped around you and their head is laying on your chest.

*their

I feel retarded, lol

And one more thing, baby oil and what not is fun, but remember that someone has to clean that shit up. So either get something to put over your sheets, or get ready for them to feel oily. It also doesn't hurt to lay out a towel on top of your sheets so that your bed doesn't smell like pussy if the girl gets too wet. Same for if you're doing anal and you don't want to get shit on the bed, if you go in the butt expect for shit to come out.

feels nice at the time. however, if you pass out immediately without cleaning up after, its kinda gross in the morning lol

Post-coital cuddles are the best. Makes you feel really close to them. When I fall asleep after sex it's really relaxing.

It’s pretty relaxing

How does this relate at all to anything

pretty good, although sometimes I want to just get back to what I was doing before we had sex, but feel obligated to pillow talk because I don't want to be that guy.

Nothing. He's been posting this in multiple threads across multiple boards for no discernible reason.

So?

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Disclaimer:This is not an advocation of violence or a threat of violence. Just my opinion.

Manipulative bitch dies.
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Thirdwavers lie.
Girl is a cunt...
...but She's saint'ified.
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That's what they claim...
...after dishing out pain.
The message is clear...
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Yet we lose more.
Vampire girl.
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She gets the glory.
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Whore and her men.
Stables of cocks...
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Nice tits. Ugly hambeast.

Fuck off.

Ugly ham beast detected.

I wouldn't let you pay me to let you suck the shit out of my asshole.

It's amazing for a while, having a girl wrapped around you who just came and is still shaking and kissing you, but it becomes progressively more gross and annoying over the next few minutes as the horn fades and the sweat cools and then you just want her to leave desu

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lose weight.

Your not missing anything.

Unless we are tired post sex me and gf don't fall asleep after sex aside from the cuddle sesh afterwards.

Sex smells like open orifices, butthole, piss and cum. It actually isn't intimate at all and if your into anal you better fucking shower before falling asleep because there will be literal specks of assflakes around the base of your cock.

My black metal song to sjw trash that try to lie and saint'ify cunts.
Disclaimer:This is not an advocation of violence or a threat of violence. Just my opinion.

Manipulative bitch dies.
Everybody cries.
Thirdwavers lie.
Girl is a cunt...
...but She's saint'ified.
The man is so evil.
He kills all their people.
That's what they claim...
...after dishing out pain.
The message is clear...
...to all of you queers.
Act like a slitch...
...you get your throat slit.
This was so tragic.
Drug addicted whore.
Lost her life.
Yet we lose more.
Vampire girl.
Such a drain.
She gets the glory.
We get the pain.
Lesson be learned.
Whore and her men.
Stables of cocks...
...are never just friends.

Terrible. Its sticky, hot, uncomfortable, and you're going to fuck up your sheets. Use a goddamn towel.

It's like you suddenly become psychic and your minds zoop together

Secretly I'm attracted to you.

Awkward and sticky, fun a couple times a year but that's all I can stand.

Sleeping alone is great, but I am 6'4" and do use a whole king bed for myself.

why would they be covered in baby oil, and what third world shit hole do you live in that you don't have air conditioning? you don't usually get very sweaty during sex, and you generally wipe your bits off with a towel afterward. it's not like in your doujins drawn by men who have clearly never had sex themselves, where everyone is saturated in mystery fluids from head to toe for some weird ass reason.