Holy Shit. The NASA fag from yesterday was right. It's happening on May 25th

Faggot

Thread mentioned:
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/211231409/#q211231409

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Maybe they are expecting fragments near this one?

Its nice to know that they are training for these things.

Iranians aren't real. They're a mossad psyop.

Da fuq

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wut?
Is that radar data or a theoretical model?

Sooooo I should leave the city on the 25th?

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Yes

Finally it will all end

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Pleiadians won't allow it. Period.

My birthday is on the 24th... well, 23 good years, at least I lived a few years pre-clown world.

Another relevant thread from 25th

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/211203050/#q211203050

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Fuuuuccc

Paladians are faggot larpers.

Kek.
>sister satellites shut down due to janitor
>gravity is unstable
>goes between earth and moon, then ricochets back due to unstable magic to hit the earth.

This user was high, that is all.

Hold me. I'm scared.

>nothing ever happens

It will be cathartic knowing when it all ends.

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This drill has been known for months. Some people just use it to LARP. How is this so hard to understand?

Did Obama go to mars yet

Altogether now 1 2 3 4
Nothing ever happens

Nothing is going to happen as per usual. I remember during the 2016 election the scareposting and Armageddon LARP threads were out of control

Mossad isnt real , it's a Zionist psyop

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS???

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I predict this year will be hot.
>If you make vague enough claims, surely some will come true

It's actually happening.

cloverchronicle.com/2019/04/28/whistleblower-from-ruag-a-swiss-aerospace-and-defense-company-warns-of-impending-asteroid-impact-that-will-affect-whole-world

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Wormwood

fug

>Source
>A Jow Forums post on Jow Forums

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wiki says

"Movie of a near-Earth binary asteroid built from the estimations from radar observations"
commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1999_KW4_animated.gif#mw-jump-to-license

oumuamuamua was a probe, this one is a bullet

We've come full circle.

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I'm laughing but it hurts, what do I do, doc?

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don't have to wait til 2046 for world to end, wicked

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More like project blueballs

>Planes aren't real.
>Space isn't real.

Being this stupid or Jewish.

Just embrace the honk. It will soon be over.

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Laugh harder.

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Come sit on my lap son and we talk of first thing that pops up

>practice
>simulation
OP is a fudgepacking faggot

>I'm on the civilian side of this test. I'm one of the MARS/ARES/RACES Emcomm stations.
Tell us, is there any way Jow Forums can insure the asteroid hits us?

Meh.. 1 in 100 chance. I like those odds. *Cracks beer*

Holy shit an earthquake just happened in Missouri!!!!! 7.9 on the Toronto scale

I never thought things would turn out this way.
But I do say, it was fun while it lasted.
*Honk*

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It'll be fun all the way to the end honkbro.

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>gravity is unstable
It is, when you're talking about an unstable ball of imploding gas like the sun.
Even the Earth has gravity anomalies, due to the magma flowing beneath us.

OP is fear mongering.

>source is literally a Jow Forums post
>muh keeping it secret to avoid a panic instead of taking measures
when did Jow Forums become worse than /x/

IL believe it when dutchsinse reports it

Pretty cool frisbee from weak gravity and the babbie moonlet.
This object is in solar orbit.

Can't bloody wait, let's have it! I'll miss you shitposting bastards, though.

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doubles and it hits california

Post yfw the second coming of the Messiah involves Jesus entering Earth's atmosphere riding on an asteroid.

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I unironically wish this would happen. Would make men tough again and all the cucks would die out.

I have seen it.
I had a dream, there was a large ball of fire in the sky, then a loud roar that shook the whole Earth and all I could see was a light brighter than the Sun, then I became nothing and woke up soaked in sweat and I almost threw up.

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Jow Forums and /x/ are essentially the same now & full of based schizoposters

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neat burn it all down

suicidal huh?

LARP moar

every single thread this jidf shill has been getting the first post for months making threats against israel trying to get Jow Forums taken down

jokes on the asteroid i inherit the earth

> No, it’s not another remake of a Hollywood blockbuster, it’s part of a simulation to prepare for the doomsday scenario.

yep. its a nothing burger

are you retarded how do threats against israel get Jow Forums taken down that would only confirm jews DO run everything and the killing can start

And you're just mongering.

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Did a quick check on this asteroid

If it did impact, it'd cause some pretty hefty devastation in an area about 10-25km in diameter.

Place your bets!!!!! Is it happening on 5-25?
Or not 7-1 odds
I have $33 on not happening

>Uses &

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This. Threatening Israel is what patriots do.

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I hope it hits Slough desu

To be honest I'm rooting for the asteroid to nuke everything to shit.

what's the best way to survive?

>wikipedia.org/wiki/(66391)_1999_KW4
A 1.3 km asteroid would do major damage, think Tunguska x 10, it would very much depend where it hit ofc.

Nonsense. Astronomer post grad here. 99% of the largest bolides to strike the atmosphere went undetected, some for many months afterwards. The chance of detecting even an asteroid the size of which extinguished the dinosaurs is approaching 0% at present.

There is no noobiru approaching. If there is, we won't know about it until months after it's hit us and then a government clerk somewhere will file it away as 'shit that might have happened' until a research team gets out there.

I've been wishing for a meteor for a long time. If NASA goes and fucks this up I will wage a personal war against them.

Life is boring. We are heading into darker and darker times, the population is way too high. An event like that, humanity will recover at some point - but it will be reset. I want it to happen for the greater good desu.
The way things are going only a catastreophic event like that can save us.

That post wasn't from yesterday but from a week and a half ago. It's always interesting to see Jow Forums be correct

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Actually, I think the Jow Forums post said May 25th, or thereabouts, didn't it?

In any case, I don't know why anyone would think Jow Forums would care. If the cities became deathtraps, many of Jow Forums's natural enemies, such as the homosexual, the hipster, and the Jew, tend to make cities their homes.
And if you are a true Jow Forumsack, then you already know which card to display in order to solicit help from rural Jow Forumsacks when you flee the cities.

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It said first week of may.

I wish it came after anime expo but oh well

Be 1k feet up prepped and rural

Four of clubs ?

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The memes are truly the best in this timeline

I had similar, planes were falling out of the sky and there was a gigantic ufo or meteor or something. I was hiding underneath my window as it happened outside. Soon as I awoke, I ran to the window and closed to curtains and just sat there below the window sweating and catching my breath.

NASA is fake, everything they do is bullshit. money laundering scheme.

Earth is flat

Wake up

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Seems that The United States congress decided that 1km would be the threshold at which they would consider a collision to be a global catastrophe, maybe not an ELE, but enough to fuck things up big time.

How can you be this stupid