/BAR/ big ass rock general

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/(66391)_1999_KW4

reason for the thread, not really proof but at least an explanation

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Welp, goodbye guys I had a bad life anyways

Please BIG ASS ROCK

KILL US ALL

WE NEED TO TRANSCEND!

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cant wait for nummy rock cunny

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KEK PLEASE DELIVER THIS BIG

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Astrally projecting to Mars

As much as I want this to be real, I am pretty good friends who a literal lefty commie faggot who has worked at NASA for 30+ years as an Astronomer/Physicist....he doesn't seem worried at all...if he starts to worry, I will....he live in Maryland

So if there is something, I can def say Maryland and Tennessee are going to be fine (he has all his close family in Tn)

its a pretty small asteroid user

There is non. Just more Christian end of the world bullshit.

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DESTROY US ALL PLEASE ! SHOW ME A SIGN !

mining loads of painite in my type-10
getting ready for the coming thargoid war and inevitable migration to colonia

Its actually 8 years off. April 29, 2019.
>1% chance of striking earth

I don't know why from across the world top strategists met today to play a fictional wargame of the 2027 April 29th potential impact scenario.

>>Exactly 8 years from now, to the day exactly.

(((They))) like to use numbers and significant dates as lesser magic. Well color me suprised, but I think that was a heads up to anybody worth a damn with half a brain who might want to hedge.

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somebody make a respectable meteorchan

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dub or better and I take the 7 hits of acid in my freezer in 27 days

Nothing is going to happen. Besides Israel getting destroyed by Syria, Hezbollah, Iran and Turkey of course.

THAT FUCKING ROCK WILL FALL ON MY BIRTHDAY
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT

might give my virginity to a fellow man

Yeah, they just want to send ripples of panic through the population, if it’s not this it’s ebola or some other shit

Inb4 hurrr it passed us get back to your cubicles debt slaves

*Collective screaming from the world*
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
*boink*
phew

Don't worry guys I'm gonna take a ridiculous dose of LSD and telekenetically fling the big ass rock into the one true god, our sun.

Note to alphabet boiz, I am not actually psychic.

Can someone give me a Quick Rundown of what is happening?

Deliver us, hear our calls deliver us

BIG ASS ROCK COMMANDS YOU TO GO FULL ASTRAL

Reading Jow Forums and living in the right place.

>88

BAR-CHAN CONFIRMED

THERE IS A BIG ASS MOTHER FUCKING ROCK IN SPACE HURLING TOWARDS OUR EARTH IN 27 DAYS WE ALL GO

BOOM

I’ll take it

BIG ASS ROCK CANT BE DEFEATED

LOL you're ironically useful in how unbelievably worthless you are.

Of course it can!!!
On the day it arrives, just get everyone you know to run into the streets and start randomly firing their guns into the air!!
Some of those bullets will hit the rock and kill it.

biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation 8:7-9&version=KJV

Just got a request for all you people who think the world is going to end because of some tiny ass meteor that'll pass within a few million miles of Earth.

Can we get some contact details from you so when the world inevitably doesn't end we can all point and laugh at you for the rest of forever?

Kind of getting tired of all this retarded /x/ tier conspiracy theory shit on Jow Forums. Would like to be able to start calling people out for wasting our time and killing other topics with this shit.

nah, u a pedophile, which means ure mostly attracted to prepubescent people

put a rock in front of ur dicks and u ll be fine

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Just celebrate the next day, problem solved.

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playing spiderman, it's fine i guess

fuckin retards a 300 meter asteroid would only kill people within a 1.5 mile radius and thats if it were vertical impact

cum at me bro

Shut up shill

BIG ASS ROCK IS COMING AND YOU CANT STOP IT

The day before it hits I am going to go kill my neighbor.
I fucking hate that nigger.

but then the after affect....think dinosaurs

BIG ASS ROCK DOESNT TRAVEL ALONE BITCH

Correct but they could shoot some shit at us from the sky for population control and claim is was some cgi comet

...would be negligible
retard

Popcorn, obviously. Its not going to happen anyway, and if it does I'll have said popcorn to keep me comfy while searching for livestreams.
But it wont. It never does. Its a slow grind to oblivion, lets just hope to be healthy enough to fight when the last gasp happens.

It's going to miss by like 3 million miles. Read.

huh? what? 27 days for what? is this the new mayan prediction?

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nah, 300 meters is still enough to fuck up infastructure and agriculture and shit

though it would depend on where it hit mainly, in the ocean? nah? DC? ofc

I don't get it

please don't

am ready

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Been looking forward to this one for 10 years.
I remember when they first announced it, claiming it had the possibility of hitting the earth, then ran some calculations for a while and said "it'll probably miss, not to worry".
2019 has finally arrived, and it is about time. Clean up.

YES

BIG ASS ROCK
BATHE US IN YOUR SOLITUDE
MAKE US FEAR THE UNKNOWN AGAIN
LET US FORGE THE STRENGTH TO MOVE ON FROM THIS PLANET
BIG ASS ROCK PLEASE I BEG YOU

fear mongering

an asteroid of kw4 size can only cause local damage.

It's going to burn up in the atmosphere fuck off moron like the hundreds of other asteroids that come near earth

wow the world is ending?
just like the 20 other times retards on Jow Forums has said the world was gonna end???

>meme flag
>cancerous shit
Checks out.
Use MemeFlagDelouser to filter these things

I have accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and savior and am ready to die.

If my time is due then so be it.

do a flip

But is there any proof though?

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now you have my attention

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Our suffering ends

hope it slams into Tel Aviv

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NEO Earth Close Approaches
cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/ca/

I don't know if this is the one. It may be a test to see how /pol handles it. But I know that there is going to be a huge fireball in the sky at some point. Heading west over the USA, maybe land in the ocean off of Cali. UFO's that look like stars will surround it and start shooting at it to try and slow it down. I saw it all in a vision.

>christian end of the world bullshit
Every single year "there is an asteroid that is going to kill us"
Every single year "there is a new disease to be worried about"
Etc etc etc. Fear mongering is used as a tool because it is an extremely simple and effective way to get people to stop thinking critically. If you are given to fear it clouds your higher faculties. A fearful mind will either stop remain pleb or experience paranoia. This is how people find bits and pieces of the truth and then decide that the most logical conclusion is lizardmen from outer space.

Ignore this shit. Ask yourself the following questions: If there was an asteroid coming, would they allow us to know about it? If there is an asteroid coming and they actually told us about it, what are the chances that they would lie about the safest place to go? Or, what are the chances that they told the complete truth but their calculations were off by a pubic hair, but at the speed and distance travelled that equates to the asteroid not going where they said it would but rather on the opposite side of the earth?

Some follow up questions: If there is an asteroid coming, is there anything you could do to stop it? Is there any way you could know for sure what the immediate aftermath would be like in order to adequately prepare for it?

thoughts on the simpsons predicting shit?
Notre Dame - youtu.be/PkWSJMsbCMI?t=86
Weird ending with meteorite - youtu.be/PkWSJMsbCMI?t=181

pet goat 2 has same ending

After you've answered those questions for yourself, heres my two shekels: It is better to not even worry about such a thing, because if it happens it happens, maybe it kills ya maybe it doesn't, regardless there is no way you could reasonably prepare for it outside of preparations you should have already taken in case of any emergency happening. Further, we know that our beliefs and thoughts have some bizzaro effect on outcomes in this weird assed realitiy.. SO, instead of falling into fear about an asteroid, or anything like that, meme your asses off. If there were ever a time to wield the memes it is now, when "there may be something bad coming but more than likely its just the kikes kiking up the seasonal fearmongering cycle." Hijack the energy that they are trying to use.

tldr; there is one of these 'incoming asteroid dooms' every fucking year. It hasn't been correct once yet.

echo.jpl.nasa.gov/asteroids/1999KW4/1999KW4_planning.2019.html
>webm related

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Mother shipton prophecy

bibliotecapleyades.net/esp_shipton01.htm

The dragon is coming and then space alien bros.

ITT: schizos and christcucks

I just hope it doesn't land in the Gulf. If everything falls apart the island I live on will blow all the bridges and be alright. I'll get my things in order, link up with a few buddies and head North.

Family makes you do some crazy shit, even walking through a cratered wasteland filled with nigger cannibals. If this is all true, I wish you all the best.

Remember the four of clubs and Path of Light.

I don't know this BAR but we've had enough close calls recently that scientist have declared that these type of events are MUCH more common than prev. believed.

Good lord

>UFO's that look like stars
The Jews will save us!!

youtube.com/watch?v=n2RdSS4o88A

Virgins, you’ll do. Bend over I’m coming in. Relax don’t fight it. When you struggle it just makes me harder

I'am dissapointed

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I hope it glasses the middle east, even if means more destruction here.

remember how trump talked about dragon energy. and now we have game of thrones, people with dragon blood.

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>its a pretty small asteroid user
It's an astroid that is over a kilometer wide, and has it's own moon orbiting it.

Trippy for sure
youtube.com/watch?v=W50gsSB4wi4

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Nibiru 2.0

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dude who cares fuck off

Space is fake and gay.