Is there such a thing as a pee laxative? The first person to say "water" dies

Is there such a thing as a pee laxative? The first person to say "water" dies.

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n-not water...?

Diuretics?
And yes, water, unironically. Fuck you, you can't kill me, shitbird.

get type2 diabetes

Stop drinking do much soda and coffee. That shit will fuck up bladder

Caffeine

pregnancy, lol
Post-partum women can't go two hours without going to the bathroom

I wasn't aware that dudes could get pregnant. As long as it works I'll try my best.

lmao hey everybody, check out this bigot
CURRENT YEAR, shitlord

Shut the fuck up bigot, it's 2019 and anyone can get pregnant if they want.

Water is all that you need. I drink on average 144 ounces of water a day, and in the middle of the day I have to piss every hour. If you drank a liter of water right now, you'll be pissing within the next hour.

Somethings like green tea can make you want to piss more, but you need water in your system to pee...

Literally water. Drink like 50 oz over the next hour or two. You’ll be pissing like a racehorse in no time

water. if that isn't doing the trick then i'm afraid you have a serious problem

Coffee and alcohol are both diuretics and will cause you to pee.

I’ll fuck your ass OP, it’ll help, promise

Google diuretic

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fuck off you disgusting beasts

Walter, alcohol, weed

Licorice

...

Ok the recipe is this: Get some alcohol like beer get one or two, then drink a coffee, then drink a coke a normal one and then a glass of water if you want it to be non irritating to your Dong.

and a monster energy drink, the pink ones make me piss right away. it goes straight through me and delivers a thousand carbonated blows to my liver

Lol a diuretic?
Caffiene
Some drugs, too, ya gotta google it

WHat

Alcohol+caffeine

The ultimate pee-booster.