What the fuck can I do about birth control?

I've been on hormonal birth control before and it fucks me up
I've used both pills and an IUD, twice.
Pills killed my sex drive (poor bf), and the IUD caused such bad cramping all the time I took it out in the end

Condoms suck, but I use them a lot with my bf to keep safe.

Any ideas for birth control?
I just had a scare with the rhythym method and I'm not feelin it

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lurk bump

similar position. cant' stand pills, too scared for implants. currently using pullout.

why tf do we not have male birth control already? why are women the ones expected to fuck their bodies up for this shit? once upon a time i was on birth control pills, cost me $30/month and my bf paid 0 of that. he's now an ex, pretty much told him to fuck off and khs.

hoping for some answers

Yeah, seriously
Christ
I almost feel like its time to give up and just start planning for a pregnancy
like
ITS BASICALLY WHAT THE GOVERNMENT AND MY BODY WANT, so fuck it

Look up “galactic cap“

It leaves parts of the penis uncovered and just catches semen.

I know OP had a bad experience but I've fucking loved my IUD. it's painful to put in by 6 years of no worries and no periods is sooo fucking worth it.

Have you tried the "minipill"? It's hormonal but just progesterone, no estrogen so it saves you the worst of the effects. I was reccomended it because I have migraines and the regular pill is a stroke risk.

Answer is anal sex only for a whore like yourself

Thats usually how ovulation week goes
BF is fucking massive though, and fucks me so hard I nearly throw up afterwards

So anal not really a replacement

Isn't a copper implant the undisputed champ?
>don't need to remember shit
>can't feel it if inserted properly
>no hormone fuckery like hormonal IUDs

Ugh, Alright, I'll consider it again

I have not!
I have trouble remembering my normal medicine every day, but I'll look into it

how big is "fucking massive"? Asking for a friend

>women scared of their primary biological function
Just dont have sex. Easy.

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the plastic iud has a super low dose of horomones, it didn't change my mood/cause weight gain etc at all. It's all local to your uterus, just enough to thicken the mucus so an egg can't implant. It also reduces period syptoms whereas the copper one can increase bleeding... the money ive saved on tampons and pads..... aaah

>and no periods
is this safe? this might be tmi but my pussy has different scents and "cream" consistencies through the month. does the lack of periods fuck with that? any changes in horniness levels? that MIGHT be worth it, quadruple fuck periods. i hate condoms more than anything, just the scent makes me want to gag.

saying that though, i only bleed like 2 days and zero other symptoms. still, it's gross. exactly how painful is it to put in and how long does the pain last? i'm a little bitch with pain. can you go home and get drunk after?

it's just unfair. women shoulder ALL of the burden. hormonal pills fuck us up and cost us time and money. like, what do men do? they bring their dick and like, that's it. get knocked up? he'll disappear and leave you to either pay for an abortion or ruin your life. men are slimy piles of shit.

theres always a cramping risk with IUDs
Plus copper makes you bleed like a stuck pig
I'm already anemic so maybe hrm..

Doesn't the no period part mean that there are hormonal changes?

I'm a dude so my major worry is pushing it inside the cervix which sounds super bad for both parties. I've heard of guys impaling themselves on the strings of the IUD. has sth similar happened to you?

The only real male equivalent (vasectomy) is much more permanent than what you go through, so it's not really an option for most ppl. Also condoms are usually a male responsibility if that counts.

Do you mean that it makes cramps worse, or that cramps can move it or sth?

Also if you're into fitness just go into super low bodyfat and you'll stop having periods and the ability to have children for a while. AFAIK there aren't any long term risks as long as you don't go overboard. Lurk on female bb forums I'm just a dude from Jow Forums parroting what he heard

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also: are IUDs and menstrual cups friendly?
>The only real male equivalent
false. they have other male birth control methods but the (((FDA))) hates women so we don't have them in burgerstan yet. why is an ignorant male even posting? shut up and screw off.
>impale dick
>on a string
>string
kys retard

Idk. Here's a pic from easter tho
Probably at least like 7ish?

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I know, I loved mine until it started hurting me


Hella fucks it up. I remember I couldn't tell which day was down with vagina when I was on hormones, but when I went natural I could tell I was ovulating down to a three day period.
BTW, I got an IUD and I have to say even with numbing it was one of the most uniquely painful experiences of my life.
Like getting punched in the nose, except your nose is your uterus, and its like an incredibly strong and sudden cramp
Also feeling weirdly full

IUDs are not always menstrual cup safe, tho my doc told me it was fine

Makes cramps like 10x worse
It is INCREDIBLY unlikely that anything is gonna move that fucker unless you literally tug the strings

>false. they have other male birth control methods
Yeah, by real I meant something people would use without fear, being approved by the medical body is kind of important I think.

>the (((FDA))) hates women so we don't have them in burgerstan yet. why is an ignorant male even posting
go eat some ice cream. We don't have them in EU either

>>impale dick
>>on a string
>>string
>kys retard
I may not have a vagina but I do have a brain, so let me help you out with your deficiency:
An IUD is a small, plastic device shaped like a T that is either wrapped in copper (for example, ParaGard) or contains the hormone progestin (for example, Mirena)

thanks

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lol nice pic

I KNOW RIGHT
One of my favorites

Male birth control pills can't come soon enough.
I'm in a similar situation, except I also got freaking depressed while on the pills, even with the mildest ones.
Long-time boyfriend broke up with me cause I had to stop taking the pills, and I was also recommended not to get an IUD as it's either also a little hormonal or copper (what I am allergic to). And we obviously didn't want to have any babies.

Sorry for the hate you're catchin here bro
Its good to ask questions, we're glad to have you
OP here

oh my god yall broke up over this shit?

Yeah, he refused to wear condoms, was too scared to pull out, etc.
I think he also skipped the biology classes about hormones, so refused to believe that me being fucking depressed and having a low sex drive could have anything to do with hormones.

kek, this is Jow Forums I like that people say exactly what they think without the sugarcoating needed for karma farming
thanks tho

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