Brit/pol/ - farage edition

>London Marathon: Big Ben runner gets stuck at finish line
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48084878

>Rape victims among those to be asked to hand phones to police
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48086244

>2019 European elections: List of candidates
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48081172

>2019 European elections: Lib Dems stand on 'stop Brexit' message
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48064699

>Sana Muhammad crossbow death: Jury discharged by judge
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-48095768

>Justene Reece: Police failed to link stalking reports before death
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-48091219

>Leeds child abduction attempt: Man filmed by passer-by
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-48094128

>Spain election: Socialists win amid far-right breakthrough
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48081540

>Europe and nationalism: A country-by-country guide
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36130006

>Sargon of Akkad: British Politics in 2019
youtube.com/watch?v=ImMqW5zEtmA

>Pat Condell: Our Battle Of Britain
youtube.com/watch?v=isfr1pn9iXY
>European Parliament voting intention:
BREX: 28% (+5)
LAB: 22% (-)
CON: 13% (-4)
CHUK: 10% (+2)
GRN: 10% (-)
LDEM: 7% (-2)
UKIP 5% (-1)

via @YouGov, 23 - 26 Apr

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bbc.com/pidgin
youtube.com/watch?v=oLNvcTK6DTU
metro.co.uk/2017/01/16/amazon-worker-hid-note-saying-greetings-from-uncle-adolf-in-parcel-for-jewish-mum-6383937/
sesena.com/en/men-capes/all-capes-men/
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theguardian.com/cities/2019/apr/29/are-the-hyper-specialist-shops-of-berlin-the-future-of-retail
thesun.co.uk/news/8955334/conservative-party-nigel-farage-brexit-threat/
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THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=77gTU8njDQo

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Voting is for cuck simpletons prove me wrong

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who are you voting for then?

How long did your 'Muh free market' Ben Shapiro/ Charlie Kirk CivNat-TM phase last?

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Ukip

>prove me wrong

I can't.
vote for brand X who are politically correct turds wearing red.
vote for brand Y who are politically correct turds wearing blue.

youtube.com/watch?v=0vLFI8Q75cY

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>Farage
C'mon! The shithead fucked everything up by being an irresponsible leader who abandoned and disavowed his own party and is now going to split the anti-EU vote!

miss him guys x

what a lad

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this

>Muh online abuse needs to be a criminal offence
Women on the internet were a mistake.

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He was a proper lad, sure he would of handled Brexit better if he hadn't had an autistic fit and thrown his dummy out the pram.

Jesus Christ they both look 100% reptilian

>electorate spergs out and demands that people who don’t want to leave the eu legislate to leave the eu instead of voting in representatives that want to leave the EU like the way they system is designed to operate
Nobody could have made Brexit work you spastic

we should establish in Britain a national home for the Brexit people and use their determination to achieve this objective.

they're part of the same mob family you idiot

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>we
Cringe

>UKIP: 3% (-10)

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alexander gordon jahans

CAN'T FLATTEN THE BA-

>BREX: 28% (+5)

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING

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Who cares? Literally the only thing it changes it what colour ties people wear

>Pat Condell: Our Battle Of Britain
youtube.com/watch?v=isfr1pn9iXY

came here to post that but you already did now I have nothing to do until tomorrow

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Are the Tories going to end up overtaken by the CUKs and even the Greens? Fuckin kek.

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God, you're so fucking boring, you're like a broken record

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We elected representatives who promised to hand this question to us. We then elected in representatives who promised to implement what was decided, and changed their minds after being elected. We voted in people who said they wanted to leave. You can criticize people for believing them, but you're effectively defending a position where it's right for the country to elect people who campaign as libertarians who go on to implement communism once in power.

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brits are fucking weird mate

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>d-don't think about it lads
>keep debating r nige n tommeh
why are you such a pussy?

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remember when you guys voted for brexit in 2015 and then it never ever happened? lmfao

when did the UK become such big fans of american baseball? who's going to the yankees red sox game in london?

twitter.com/baseballbrit

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>We
Why are you assuming the voting intentions of other people?

Wow I can vote for Tommeh.

Shadilay my fellow kekistanis. I am a representative of based sargon and I've come to ask you to donate to our cause. Only Sargon is willing to talk about the important issues such as child fucking and owning the libs. With your small donation of 100 dollars he will be able to teach Nigel Farage a lesson he won't soon forget.

DONATE TODAY!

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You did that. I'm replying to you on your own terms. The face value platform upon which those MPs stood.

Why do you envy leave voters for being legally better than you?

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when is leave ever going to happen? you voted 4 years ago lmfao

So if people voted for MPs based on their opinions, why is it that most MPs don’t support leaving the EU?

Our meme lord Sargon on this list.

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It was in 2016, the same year you voted for a wall and to lock Hillary Clinton up, "lmfao"

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oh i am so sorry. you voted 3 years ago. i got it wrong by one number. you're so much better than me. what a fucking jackass

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bbc pidgin, a gift that keeps giving
bbc.com/pidgin

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>Ya thought ya were talkin' to a thirteen year old liberalist lass on facebook, but ya weren't talking 'er ya wer talkin' to me! Baz Hunter!
>Ya told the decoy that sex depended on the fookin child and that she was ready.
>Big Dave was in fookin tears the things ya told him, Ya sent him pictures of yer bum and told the decoy to kiss his 'kekistani ass'. Ya wouldn't stop ringin' 'er!
>

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And that's ya lot.

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Why does this even exist? Imagine if it was your job to write this shit.

doubleplusgood

>Nigerians dey jolly

>go on some race bait youtube video
>comment something about melanin making black people the true master race or whatever
>farm thousands of likes from gullible niggers

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Christ why don't these people learn proper English, I mean they're 90% there already and they'd do far better on the world stage

How do you explain complicated theories about nuclear physics in Pidgin?

imagine if you could build a kosher 'following' by associating chan culture under one flag and have them be associated to you by proxy

>would of
*would have/would've

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Reminder Carl Benjamin will win his seat in the 2021 snap election

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I always laugh when they talk about how the nonce hunters were crying and traumatised by the messages

I doubt a grown norf fc man actually cries over some weeaboo erp'ing with a fake 13 year old on the internet

>has never played sploon

Kek

Reminder: Farage is a lying shabbos goy for his (((masters))).

Vote UKIP.

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Morning from the states mates
Why can't you have a based politician like Anning?

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Christ sake Carl you can't meme..

metro.co.uk/2017/01/16/amazon-worker-hid-note-saying-greetings-from-uncle-adolf-in-parcel-for-jewish-mum-6383937/
>An Amazon worker put a note saying, ‘Greetings from Uncle Adolf,’ in a parcel for a Jewish mum – and left her so anxious she was off work for two days.

I missed this story when it came out

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>greatings

fucking northerners...

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I'll put 50p in the meter mother, should see us through till dad gets home

>left her so anxious she was off work for two days.
That's pathetic

>yfw you realise garage is controlled opposition.

He's just there to keep Westminster a shithole

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>Tory party sized by the hard/far right

Tories are not even in the right side of the spectrum anymore.

Anybody who doesn't want to revoke Article 50 is literally a fascist, sweetie

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In normie-speak, 'far right' means not shoving a dildo in your anus five time a day.

fuck off with your faggy oxford english

Why do you hate good grammar and spelling?

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english must be accelerated to become the ultimate mutt pidgin language
>Gott strafe Englel

Why aren't you wearing a cape, lads?

sesena.com/en/men-capes/all-capes-men/

Is that you, drunken geneticist?

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>ALFONSO CAPE camel MERINO WOOL CAPE WITH COLLAR

it actually looks good but wtf i cant wear that id look like a faggot

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Farage has clearly been very effective with the Brexit Party and I'll probably vote for them, but we can't forget that he ran off like a coward when he was needed most (i.e. right after the vote) and can't really be forgiven for that desu

>500 quid for a jacket without arms
>a jacket without arms that has pockets on the outside that you can't use because lol no arms

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Fucking no one baseball is a pathetic attempt to make cricket not a boring sport. It fails hard

>Da ting go skkrrrt

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jellyfish
>bbc.co.uk/news/topics/crx650vl3n7t/jellyfish?fbclid=IwAR2zmZWqg-70JX1kUTS64YjEM4hwswmxRWAKudOkZfKtSdUB2oPw5_0pruI

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Why aren't buying textile meat, lads?

theguardian.com/cities/2019/apr/29/are-the-hyper-specialist-shops-of-berlin-the-future-of-retail

Those ones are kinda fruity.

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>A source close to Farage confirmed: “Nigel is very smug at the moment and is 100 per cent sure that there is at least one high-profile defection in the pipeline with others likely to follow.”

>Farage is also promising the 28 Tory MPs who remain opposed to May’s Brexit deal — a group known as the “Spartans” — that the Brexit Party will not contest their seats at the next election.

Who will be the first Tory MP to jump ship and join Nigel's party? I think it will be Andrea Jenkyns.

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Cloaks making a come back. Will look excellent with my fedora.

forgot link
thesun.co.uk/news/8955334/conservative-party-nigel-farage-brexit-threat/

>wanting to talk to tripfags
do you like dick?

this is peak 'boom' economic behaviour. When the recession comes every single one of those shops will shut down and their owners indebted. Recession confirmed to be only a few years away.