SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO HAPPEN!!!!!!!!
IRAN IS ABOUT TO CLOSE THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ!!!!!!!!!

Irans Military Chief of Staff just stated that Iran will close the strait of Hormuz if the U.S. continues with the plan to stop Iran from exporting its Oil
"If our oil does not go through the strait, other countries’ oil will certainly not cross the strait, too,” he added."
japantimes.co.jp/news/2019/04/29/business/amid-u-s-tensions-iran-warns-shut-hormuz-strait-oil-faces-hostility/?hootPostID=933b53545469cf612a0b41ed05e24dc1#.XMcoMVMpAwC

This means that Iran WILL close the Strait of Hormuz if the U.S. State Departments plan to block Iran oil exports goes into effect on May 2nd.

The Pentagon has also been warning Iran that they will physically block Iranian oil tankers from exporting Iranian oil to other countries if Iran ignores the U.S. Oil Embargo.
"Along with tightening sanctions the White House has indicated it will take measures to halt Iranian shipments in international waters wherever its tankers are found."
zerohedge.com/news/2019-04-24/irans-fm-vows-revolutionary-guards-defend-hormuz-strait-if-us-seals-it
This confirms that the United States IS going to block Irans oil through sanctions, and through a Naval blockade of Iranian Oil tankers.

Get ready for WW3 Anons
Shits about to go down on May 2nd.

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Fake and gay.

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Also reposting a helpful graph detailing the events following May 2nd.

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Bump

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>iran closes hormuz strait
>????
>war

That's how retarded you sound.

And an ASSteroid is about to hit what a (((cohencidince)))

Wake me up when the missiles are flying towards Israel.

Good. Fuck the US for thinking they can dictate and police the world. Fucking faggots

Everyday you post same bullshit. Nothing will happen. US is paper tiger.

t'was such a great time

Also. It should be noted that before a Draft will occur in the United States, the Inactice military reserve will be called back into military service.
In addition, Article 13323 executive order that has been amended in 2017 allows for Retired service men and women to be called back into action as well as those military members who were medically discharged due to the "No restrictions and caps" set on who could be called back.
"On 20 October 2017, President Trump amended Executive Order 13223, lifting restrictions and caps on recall of servicemen and women from various military branches; the Air Force's 1,500 pilot shortfall led to speculation that a thousand pilots might be recalled."
snopes.com/fact-check/trump-executive-order-retired-air-force-pilots/

coool

You have to go back

Oh user...

God I wish, gets me out of garrison duty

>"If our oil does not go through the strait, other countries’ oil will certainly not cross the strait, too,” he added.
Sounds fair tbqh senpai

you mad, bro?

>Iran closes strait of Hormuz
>USN goes through anyway wishing a nigga would
>Nothing happens
>Iran cries about their rights as a nation
>???
>Profit

kek what's wrong user? Don't you like your morning pt that's more annoying than beneficial and shitbag female soldiers preying on 18 yr simps that don't know any better?

So is it actually going to happen or have you been posting the exact same bullshit for two days straight. Check the archive, you wait about 12 hours before remaking this same thread.

>he doesn't know

Lol zog is buttflustered that a bunch of tribesmen & Iranian SF on the Saudi border are rolling the best the kingdom has to offer.

Yes. It's going to happen.

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Strait of Hormuz is 6400 miles from your fat ass. What do you care?

For those in the thread who want a comfy movie to watch, check out 'Countdown to Looking Glass'
The movie was released in the 1980s and the events that take place surrounding Nuclear War and the Strait of Hormuz are reminiscent of the situation unfolding between the U.S. and the Strait of Hormuz being blocked.
youtu.be/knSSUEdLcvg

>Shits about to go down on May 2nd.
Good thing I'll be drinking myself to a coma tomorrow. Come May 1st I won't remember none of this shit and May 2nd won't move me one bit

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If it does happen, fill up all your gas tanks ASAP, because the prices will rise.

Well...if the U.S. denies Irans oil from being exported the price of Gas will shoot up to possibly $7/Gallon. If Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz, Gas will spike to a whopping $10/Gallon + a major war between the U.S. and Iran/allied Iranian nations.
Pretty much WW3...

FPWP

if you actually follow news coming out of Tehran they might not be bluffing. China seems willing to go along with it because they can get oil elsewhere if need be and they know we would be making a giant bankrupt idiot of ourselves if we toppled Iran. Have you noticed that nobody is putting up that big of stink about this oil embargo? Everyone is sitting back waiting for Tehran to close the straight and the US to attack.

As far as happenings go I'd give it a 65-70% chance Iran will close the straight based on who they have been appointing in military positions. They could cuck out too and just accept it like theyve done for ages now as well. I

nothing will happen. it never does.

>ABOUT TO

Make a thread when they do.

hahahahaha this stupid faggot thinks these exact things havent happened millions of times before and nothing happens because guess what Iran doesnt want to be removed from the map and American doesnt want to lose 100k~ troops
NOTHING WILL EVER HAPPEN get over it

Should I even bother starting my term paper that's due May 6th?

FUGG

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I hope it happens collapses the global oil trade, total war in the middle east that spreads globally. I hope civil war starts here and the earth burns forever only after Israel saudis iran etc are nuked

Nobody knows, Iran is either going to do it or they wont. They might just cuck out and wait for Trumps term to expire and roll the dice that a less good Goy president will get elected. They have been putting hardliners though in top positions. This feels a lot like the beginning of the Iraq war but most of you younglings dont remember that. The only thing that is different is the media isnt prepping us that hard for it so it might be a few months from happening.

Who cares?

It might happen. It's the direction the US is steering in. But a war is not going to break out overnight, it takes time to put assets in place. We would know something is up when that starts happening.

I respect those quints of wisdom. Wish OP would quit blowing his load so early. Happening threads shouldn't be diluted by crying wolf.

quads. fuck

Are we seriously considering a physical, naval blockade of Iranian exports? We're not at war with Iran. In what fucking world is this neocon bullshit reasonable?

Predictions are just predictions since we dont have all the information but we have Zion Don in office, do you actually think he'll be able to negotiate a peaceful resolution with Iran while Israel is basically leading him where to go.

>just got orders to Kuwait today
Fuck.

Heard the Kuwaitis are good shit to servicemen though. This was 13 years ago but I hope you get an easy ride friendo

STRAIT'S CLOSED

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You're gonna die.

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>media isnt prepping us that hard for it
that's why i don't really think it's imminent. the level of shilling for war with iraq that the media did from 9/11 all through 2002 was on par with the 'muh russia' shit they've been spewing out for the last 2 years. unless they're deliberately ignoring the issue so they can pretend to be outraged at the war and use it as ammo against trump in the 2020 election i still think we're a ways away from invading iran.

also, checking those digits

So for those who didn't look at what this user posted.
Iran and Russia are about to hold Naval Military drills in the Persian Gulf soon ahead of May 2nd.

Yes, apparently the world isn't even that bothered by it, we haven't had any Iranian allied nations at the UN condemning us or having security council meetings so its looking bad for Iran. Russia is tied up in Venezuela & Syria while China seems to want us to make a giant idiot and fubar the middle east then they'll pick up the pieces like they did with Iraq.

Most people don't know that majority of Oil contracts after Iraq war went to China and not us.

>Are we seriously considering a physical, naval blockade of Iranian exports? We're not at war with Iran. In what fucking world is this neocon bullshit reasonable?
This.

They wouldn't be that fucking stupid, surely.

Checked
The reason why the media isn't focused on Iran is because they are consumed with trying to impeach Trump.
This is the Democrats last hail Mary and the media doesn't give a shit if Iran blocked the Strait of Hormuz or not. As long as there is a possibility in their eyes of Trump getting impeached.

>The only thing that is different is the media isnt prepping us that hard for it so it might be a few months from happening.
No, they're just waiting for the inevitable false flag to start shilling.

>and then, for no reason at all, Iran attacked our ships

Russia and Iran have a pretty strong alliance. So one could argue that the Russian collusion angle is a dog whistle for Iran intel ops. Also the Obama Iran deal narrative works against Iran for the Trump voters. So you've got both the democrat covers and the republican voters who for the most part have been riled up with these proxy issues (Russian Collusion for the left and Obama Bad narrative for the right)
They could also come out and say 9/11 was Iran who the fuck knows.
Your perceived lack of alarm should actually get your attention. "Oh the last war we had a build up with lots of notice" Dude have you not been paying attention to US-Iran relations for 40 years now? I'm not saying it is happening now but you're really naive to be like "the media isn't warning us months in advance, not gonna happen."

Die for Israel, for the petrodollar and for the use of black goo from the desert instead of nuclear power, goyim!

You'd be surprised
jpost.com/Middle-East/Iran-Russia-to-hold-joint-maritime-drills-in-Persian-Gulf-588157
If Israeli media is reporting on it, you know damn well that Israel is telling Trump that the United States needs to shut it down.

Iran war would mean Trump get elected again in 2020, they are going to hold off on in until he's out of office.

"Iranian economy is bad because of mismanagement" says the left in iran, while America physically blocks Iran from trading anything.

They're doing it, USA has exposed itself big time economically and given the timing, this is really Russia's specialty and I guess they've been grooming Iran.
I really wish this wasn't happening but they're at least trying very hard to make it happen.

They have until the end of the week to do so. Iran is literally being forced into having no other choice but to close the strait. I hope whatever happens, all of Israel is flattened and that every Israeli Jew is homeless, evicted or killed before a shoelace of a combat boot belonging to a US serviceman is laced up in preparation for war with Iran.

Jesus Christ, my lord and savior, please let Iran, and Hezbollah destroy Israel. They are the biggest reason for turmoil in the area and the Jews are biggest perpetuators of war in the world. Lord please let it be your will that their country be destroyed and that they become exiled and spread out once again from the land they don't deserve. Amen.

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to the anons suggesting the media hasn't given you warning
Russian Collusion ties to Iran for the Democrat Party voters
Obama Iran Deal bad is clearly a motivational factor or talking point when it comes to Trump's voting base.
all they need to do is spread a rumor that Iran did 9/11 but I don't think that is going to happen. There is some weird stuff with iran and bin laden's son, like they housed Bin Laden's family while he was supposedly in Pakistan. A lot of people forget about that I forget how it got out but yea it got out, maybe wikileaks.
Anyway people are naive if they think the war build up over like 40 years isn't going to eventually happen (or just be milked for all its worth)

to the anons suggesting the zognald hasn't given you warning

youtube.com/watch?v=tm5Je73bYOY

Fucking suicide, RIP.

Our country has been fucking with them and some political parties are trying to sate the beast (US). I don't blame them though for trying to find an alternative by saying its their fault. They probably think if they reform the $$$ will come back. I'd say the average reformist in Iran has no idea of level of Judaic control Israel has on this nation though that Israel is hellbent on their destruction so its pretty futile and almost treasonous to try and appease the US

Underrated

Presstv.com for best Iranian news.

That is an alternative I also was thinking about. Provocation like the Gulf of Tonkin and then create false narratives.

last week you started a thread saying they already closed it. learn to troll you fucking faggot.

Time to die for your Israeli masters mutts

America is obsessed with "might makes right." We have strayed far from our spiritual foundation. Even as God implored man "Come now, let us reason together." Or God's command for Moses to speak to the rock, rather than strike it. Perhaps we have lost our way.

If Iran is turned into iraq 2.0, would it be beneficent to Israel with regards to security?

Iran doesn't own the entire strait tho. UAE and Oman still exist.

If eurocucks stop trading with Iran that won't really matter

I know dude, it is some prophecy and/or self-fulfilling prophecy shit. Just like what happened to your country it is obvious self-destruction due to some agenda bigger than we can perceive, IMO it is what Albert Pike predicted, and some others, a third rome maybe in Russia and uh, eventually a transition from age of pisces into age of aquarius and I think they means they want to destroy people's faith in religion, family, self, etc and for them to put total faith in the state (or post-state corporate super-state, or however they implement their shit. I'm talking about over a 100-250 years.)
I'm not saying this is WW3 for sure but uh, they're definitely looking to "evolve" systems of government and such and I guess that means they have to make people and culture weak and hopeless before they can build it into a new system.

it goes in circles.

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Yea the situation gets weird when you figure out that Iranian genetics isn't isolated just to inside Iran, Iraq has some admixture as do many of these other countries. They're a minority and depending on the situation there are wealthy ones (Bahrain) and there are poor ones (like the shia in Saudi arabia funny enough they're native land is where the oil fields are, at least in part)
Not just the Shia vs Sunni thing but there are some Persians in those other countries I think they're allied against Iran but still they're ethnically Persian

Iran unlike Iraq got the potential to unfuck itself since they are not sunna stoneage barbarians.

jpost.com/Middle-East/Iran-Russia-to-hold-joint-maritime-drills-in-Persian-Gulf-588157
You are right. It does go in circles but not before the climax...

Calm down, Grand master Golem. you were the first to bend the knee. you could have taken the elite down and took back the banks before they got too powerful and yet you fucked the world a million ways over just to appease your Jewish masters. The Anglos are as bad as the Jews.

It's about to for days now. Just do or don't.

Jesus, a sitting US president shilling for an Israeli candidate in a political ad. Clownworld

Albert Pike letter is fake. It should be obvious since he uses the word Nazi - a shortening of the term National Socialist - several decades before the party was ever founded

Qatar and Turkey may ally Iran, Iraq Syria and Lebanon are already allied to iran.

The Spirit of Christ lives in Trump. He will protek
GO AWAY WITH YOUR GLOW IN THE DARK/MOSSAD BULLSHIT!

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the poz and stuff in Iran is pretty bad in fact there seems to be a very similar situation in both the USA and Iran in that people are either hedonistic or trying to be anti-hedonistic puritanical.
it isn't the exact same but it is somewhat akin to DSA/antifa vs libertarians/alt right in the USA. both places have lots of degeneracy and social decay, both USA and Iran.

It isn't a translation? Ya I've heard this, but that doesn't mean that others don't meme and/or believe it. There are some other seers who talked about similar stuff, the prophecy about Russia conquering Turkey in a day and Russia becoming the third Rome. I don't know if I believe that but there is a big pivot to China and this plays into that. Read "Clash of Civilizations" by Samuel P Huntington he describes the world view behind the neo-cons, project for new american century, that kind of stuff.
Remember its new american *century* not just two decades

>Iran has told the US not to break the Iranian MacDonalds embargo, which prevents the US from exporting any MacDonalds franchise equipment or supplies.
>The US has said that it will continue despite international condemnation.
>Iran is expected to nuke the US If it continues to export MacDonalds.
This is your brain on america.

No joke, some female asked my roommate if he wanted to get into a contract marriage to get out of the barracks. It's all so tiring.

What unfuck means. By atheism and faggoty like shitty western nations? I rather have Islam than super degenerate women and fags and other godless trash. Western culture is shit and Europeans are going extinct is best prove.

... I'm assuming USMC, not JSDF.

God bless America and wipe Iran

Never again

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i dont understand why the saudis won't just build a port in the red sea and some oil pipelines. Maybe they enjoy this drama.

Yes, you have to behave as if life is normal. Then when it happens you can give all that bullshit up

kekking and checking

He is PCSing from Okinawa to Kuwait

>SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO HAPPEN

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