Abu baker Al bhagdadi has just confirmed he is alive. Can we find him pol

Abu baker Al bhagdadi has just confirmed he is alive. Can we find him pol

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He's probably hiding in a Synogogue in the US.

hes probably in israel

Dick Cheney's basement

not if he finds us first

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must likely he is in France

link to the video?

he's probably the source for news on the ground in Syria from that house in Coventry

This man has survived 5 drone strikes. Say something nice about him!

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It's like deepfake porn

more like Abu baker Sam Hydie

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He's in OP's mum house

The guy is glowing harder than actual glowniggers

Let's do it

Where in the world is Simon Elliot?

SLOPPY JOB MOSSAD

this or Saudi Arabia

Check Tel Aviv first.

probably in pakistan

Someone post video link, I can’t find one for the life of me.

Mossad safe house

Kek the look on his face is like "when is the 6th one coming"?

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Who?
Sounds like a name Hillary and the Obama admin used to throw around but nobody knew wtf they were talking about

hey its my dad's old VCR video camera from the 1980's

the shadowy ghost who haunts the underground city of tora bora

>that thousand drone stare

Is Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi white?

yes, by med standards

whuiter than you, burger

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Bwahaha, you polacks are literally the most stupid out of all goyim here!! Why don't you just convert already???

He is israeli. His real name is Simon Elliot

he literally wearing a fly fishing vest

Well he looks healthy at least. The first thing that really catches one's eye is the multi-colored facial hair which suggests mr. Baghdadi is following the latest global fashion trends. The modern style beard is accompanied by a more casual selection of clothes which is unusual for a mega-jihadist such as the emperor himself, and tells us he is somewhere in an urban area where couriers buy him groceries and everything else from the nearby mall. Finally, an unavoidable part of every Allah's soldier is seen to the left - an AK, which is a sign that Abu Bakr is still in action and "keeping it real".

From all the above, we can conclude that mr. Baghdadi is still somewhere in the Middle East, probably a city with high levels of democracy and individual freedom of expression.

italians going off to war

that's a fake beard, it's really netanyahu.

We've Found The He Will not divide us flags before how hard could it be

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look in israel, probably living there.

Why everyone is ......?
This guys is literally a jew.
He's in Israel since Deir Ezzor siege started.
He watched Palmyra get liberated by Russians in Mossad headquarters.
Why is everyone so surprised he's alive?

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Pretty sure I saw this guy in my local kebab shop last week.

tel aviv, look for him there

>confirmed he is alive
no he hasn't, because he's dead, deepfake computer generated videos don't confirm anything other than his being dead

Saudi Arabia has decent rights as of lately most other places in the middle east are shithole nations with poor rights he could be somewhere around Saudi Arabia

if israel doesnt let him in for some reason, he'll be either in bahrain or the UAE

Fuck off MI6, do your own job.

If things weren't going so well already I'd say Murphy's law came for a visit. Stoney is up, and he looks pissed.

is that the robocop evil guy gun

Can NZers share this video?

I see where you're coming from.

What are the chances the pakistanis are hiding him too? Do they dare try it twice?

chances are pretty good

>ITS REAL GUYS HE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE WITH MOHAMMED ON A UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!!! ZOMG

I thought it was Elliot Spence, regardless, yeah he vanished not long after that

>underrated

shadow on the wall looks like a merchant

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