/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - GRAY SKIES EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

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WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on SunMornFutures 4/28/19
youtu.be/hvUc7ONNTp4
youtu.be/qAinasNnzRI
>NSA Bolton on FoxNewsSun 4/28/19
youtu.be/O7VfeVYFl1s
>KAC on (((Fake News))) 4/28/19
youtu.be/VWJy4pZE0d8
>Brad Parscale on FtN 4/28/19
youtu.be/jRTz3meMk30
>Hurricane Katrina on JudgeJeanine 4/28/19
youtu.be/bbmGy1Q4j-E
>TrumpWave: Patriots 4/27/19
youtu.be/MwfK8nXIdwg
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in Green Bay WI 4/27/19
youtu.be/9FZGEi_TDfQ
>Pres Trump arrives in Green Bay WI 4/27/19
youtu.be/fQD7qvGoNUo
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 4/27/19
c-span.org/video/?460217-1/
>Pres Trump Interview w/Mark Levin 4/27/19
youtu.be/ueDBcgK0WTw
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania welcome bffs Japan PM Abe/wife Akie 4/26/19
youtu.be/pQLYZ_OrPak
youtu.be/J6W0Vp9kaok
>Pres Trump meets w/bff Japan PM Abe 4/26/19
c-span.org/video/?460172-1/
>Pres Trump welcomes bff Japan PM Abe 4/26/19
youtu.be/4EfO12E8g2Q
>Pres Trump @NRA-ILA Leadership Forum 4/26/19
c-span.org/video/?460116-1/
>VP Pence @NRA-ILA Leadership Forum 4/26/19
c-span.org/video/?460116-2/
>Pres Trump arrives in Indianapolis IN 4/26/19
youtu.be/UamcS7zbjwk
>Pres Trump departs DC 4/26/19
c-span.org/video/?460175-1/
youtu.be/xhsavMVidIQ
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 4/26/19
c-span.org/video/?460171-1/

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MAGA!

slovakia can have it, bye

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MAGA

MAGA

i got it you bully

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Israel, like Europe, must pay for the service of US military conquest/defense. Our sacred blood and treasure does not come free. Or cheap! Thank you!

Who here /stifffortiff/?

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So, was my tranny impersonation good?

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Why the slav flag, girliest baker?

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Hello how have threads been today thanks.

So he's simply insane.

no, shit effort/10, sudoku post-haste

Have kids

MAGA!

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HELLO PLEASE

What has happened today? How have threads been?

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But, but AOC say's climate change will have killed us all way before that!

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Entirely satire I promise. Every post is a work of fiction for a play I am writing.

>struggled to develop a plan
Sounds like a muslim nog-friend.

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She did a good speech at the 2016 convention.

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In case you are keeping score at home.
You can kill your baby
get your dick chopped off
/get your limbs skinned and have that skin turned into a penis-like-thing
get huge hoop piercings
have all the random sex and STDs you can catch
kill your liver and brain with alcohol
eat until you are 500 pounds
get helplessly addicted to prescription meds
get your tongue split down the middle like a serpents tongue.
cover your face in a tiger-like tattoo
get the tip of your nose cut off so your face looks like a skull
get injected with opposite sex hormones
put noise increasing/black smoke producing pipes on their trucks
chew their fingernails
have long hair that can get caught in machinery
wear make up that clogs pores
wear high heels that cause foot/ankle problems later in life
listen to loud music
cook with butter rather than olive oil
eat red meat rather than fish/chicken

but smoke some weed?
Send that asshole to jail!

obama can't ban these guns

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The real crime: "Karen About Flint" was Weaver's campaign slogan

The 2 8 channers and the gab shooter last year were both inspired by Trumps dangerous jewish cock sucking

If Trump is truely a friend of Israel he must return to his pro-white platform shown in his speech after charlottesville otherwise another shoah is inevitable

don't you mean blue skies?
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MIGA
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>(((fact sheet)))

>eliminating carbon emissions

Say goodbye to breathing, folks

An (almost) happening

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fucking based.

Thanks will do

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>martydom, bro!

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love him

MUH FLINT WADUR

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RALLY SCHEDULED FOR MAY 8TH

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makes sense.

The Charlotesville narrative has been debunked a million times already, nice try, Creepy Joe

I got my ccw approved in socal by citing the san bernadino shooting etc. In a liberal place.

Area hit by Hurricane Michael last fall

you already spent 6 trillion dollars fighting israel's wars. the entire ww2 cost the US 4 trillions

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Obonga did ban some aks des

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Revenge against.... eco-fascists???

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>the entire WW2 cost the US everything.
yes I agree.

>wadur
I hate this meme, it's not the wadur it's their shitty lead pipes they never replaced.

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>full nig politician
>so fucking stupid they don't even know where the fuck they are half the time
>would be more corrupt if they knew how to nig at these high levels of society
>Maxine Waters, Jim Cummings, etc

>blended nig politician
>steals everything not bolted to the floor

Why the FUCK is Trump so obsessed with Jews/Israel???

He can't go a single day without sucking jew asshole, literally

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Why is she such an outcast in her family?

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What?! How could this be?

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Professional fact check websites: math seems to check out even though we haven't even looked at it.

Meanwhile when Trump says "9.999 is almost 10": "WRONG 9.999 IS NOT TEN FUCK YOU DRUMPF"

Wow, now the left is embracing anti-semitism. Pretty cool shit.

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>steals everything not bolted to the floor
indeed, watch this brazen fellow steal this wall

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She's not

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Because she's the ugly duckling.

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4d, try to keep up

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Jewish civil war. Same thing happened in Germany etc. Soros helped put them in camps.

Hmmmm...

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>homo x homo

AAAAHHHHHHH TRUMP RALLY TIME

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youtube.com/watch?v=JJkEuinCIZE
Melania and Shinzo's waifu doing a thing

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She's not gonna make the cut for the debate...

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>and it's worked out rather well for him so far

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there are a billion sitcom episodes about this very phenomenon, like when bobby hill became a standup

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Some friends recently reconnected after cutting ties over politics. Never would have expected them to be suspicious of kikes ever but here we are.

For over a decade now, I believed the single issue uniting the U.S.A. would be the JQ. I hope time will continue to prove me right.

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Cute!

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>Joe Biden is a serious threat guys
>half of his audience are boomers
LOOK AT ALL THAT GREY HAIR

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>panama city...
is he...
>beach, FL
nevermind. relinquishing control of the panama canal was a mistake

No one is going to say it, but I'll say it.
That last rally was a big let down. First rally after the Mueller Report drops and we didn't get anything spicy.

Trump is having a rally in Panama? Is he reclaiming the Canal?

Zing!

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DOYO!
*tong*
*tong*
*tong*

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be best and nice

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Orange County?

The hug of death.

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>that image
bingo

Noice

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FUCK YES.
Really hoping he goes to every state during the primaries, he only ever visited my state once

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Because fuck you.
He should give even more money to Israel so that all dumb fucktards kill themselves and this board finally becomes shill-free.

They don't even know whats been being done, they are too busy trying to sell the poisoned globalist Kool-Aid nobody wants anymore.

Detainment and deportation have been at a 40 year high in the last 2 years.
So have drug and human trafficking busts.
ICE and IS have been cleaning up Obongo's Pathetic Failure Fence and his retarded border and illegal entrant ignorance.
The visas Trump is talking about allowing are going strictly to immigrants and asylum seekers who are in the system and fulfilling their court and compliance requirements to the letter. So, that's less than 1% of them.

>I'm Concerned™
It's losing all of it's power over even the commonest of men.

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>sucking jew asshole, literally
>literally
You literally sound like a retarded valley girl when you use literally incorrectly.

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>loving israel to death
are they finally fucking realizing punished trump is happening after 3 years of him in office?

He's after the BBC...

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Is it bad that I want him crowned King Jew and to order all jews to return to Israel? Just think of it all jews forced to bow to their king and live their lives in their holy lands. Fuck I wouldn't even bother harming them and would just setup a DMZ and leave them to breed prophetic cows.

what is it with niggers and that front tooth gap?

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>Congress Jew-Tracker
I'd buy that comic.

She refuses to date Jewish men.

Thanks you for baking

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>I'm governor, in my own mind

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PC BEACH BAYBAY!

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I mean outside of his extreme Jewishness he’s got a decent wit.

I'm pretty sure Yang cheated. No fucking way he got 65,000 individual donations. Dems just don't care because he will never win anyway.

they let that uncultured thump back into nippon? we cant let him get the koifood codes

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>Are you willing to hold yourself to the same standard that you hold blimpf?
>"We Wuz Kangz"

No one is "saying it" because you're a shill

REDNECK RIVIERA BABY

also the same place Hurricane Michael hit