So for reasons i have to leave the state of Texas, what is the best state around it for work?

for the stupid reasons i have to leave, i sure feel like a queer

Please tell us the story.

Colorado probably

Du/b/s has decided

its a simple story, i got caught with some weed, just a small 20 sack, and so now i've been clean ever since my court date where they decided i'd have 2 months to clear up then take the final test and be cleared of charges, or spend a year in prison
i've been clean for as long as i got sentenced, but my body has not cleared out yet, i just did a test today that i got from the local head shop, and i'm still dirty
i only have one more week to go until the big test with my PO.
i'm not going to spend a year in prison over this.
i'll try the certo method and test again later this week, but after it comes up dirty which i expect, then its bus time

Not Arizona

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Kek, what happened op?

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i wouldn't move there even i was paid, fuck deserts when there is good prime land everywhere else

Washington

Central service is hiring.
Building gas stations and shit. Good pay
Oregon tho

+weed is legal

Ok this is gonna sound wacko but you need to sweat that shit out.

Drink a gallon of water a day and put some layers on and go running outside or something that will make you sweat profusely. It's probably in your fat layers considering that is where it is stored long term and why it shows up in tests.

btw, i'm looking states in the south, mostly because i'm just not cut out for cold climates.
i grew up in the south end of Texas, the cold just gets right to my bones

You stupid fuck, go to the store right now. Malmart or a Mexican food store. Buy three gallons for cranberry juice and a package of Palo Azul, means blue wood. It makes a tea that is one of the best detoxes for you without wrecking your kidneys and liver. Please read OP. This will work in under a week. Also that’s why you don’t smoke oil. Impossible to clean with only water

not crazy at all really, guess i gotta do what i gotta do

i'm familiar with the palo azul method, but whats the cranberry for? and in what timeframe do i drink it

He's right. Go on a 24 hour water fast starting NOW (only consume water, black coffee, black tea). Add salt to your water before and after JOGGING lightly whilst in a fasted state. Jog for at least 40 minutes, starting after you are over hours fasted, then again after you hit 24 hours fasted.

This kinda shit is the only reason I would hesitate to move to Texas.

the fucked up part is that i was only stopped for walking home while drunk, and the cop didn't want to let me walk home.
being drunk isn't illegal in Texas at all, state law 49.2, so he arrested me to put me in the drunk tank and found my weed
if i can detox with the week i have left, i'm going to sue the city or pd, or whoever, this last month has been hell for me

Where? RTP area? Are you saying they're Mexicans or does NC have a Texas problem?

When I went to rehab, they tested us to see if we had cheated in detox the week before. They tested for weed too, and you would only get busted if the levels were higher than when you started detox. So what I'm saying is that the test for whether or not you've smoked in the past 2 months is different from the standard work drug test that's looking for any evidence of you having smoked in the past.

i've already gone though one meeting where they tested me, but it was just a 'do it now so you don't have to later' i was dirty then but i didn't count.
the test they use is just a standard piss in a cup test with test strips, no lab involved, guess its different in rehab tho

Well no, everybody knows that THC stays in the body much longer than other drugs. Speak to a lawyer, it's not legal to give someone a condition to abstain from a drug where they can't actually prove whether you did so or not.

i have my lawyer, he negotiated this for me instead of a year long probation, since i'm a first time offender after all.
and this is Texas user, small things like proper procedure don't matter, i was arrested illegally, i have to give the DA a blank money order of 100 dollars just to clear my case, its not a part of any probation fees or court costs btw.
and corruption is rampant here along the border anyhow since mexicans on their brood don't care for silly things like law and order.
did you know that Texas totally does not care about federal limits for holding a man without charge? if you need to be extradited from one county to another they will hold you for months if they need to until an officer can pick you up where your charges are.
i love my home state, but the government makes it real hard sometimes

It's literally not possible (not just in Texas, but in any part of the US) to get a year in prison for a few grams of weed. What are you not telling us?

Also, show your flag, kike

it the minimum sentence tard boy
i was told by the judge face to face, both the bail judge and the real judge that my crime of having a 20 sack of dirt weed will be a year in prison or a year of probation, i'm luck the pre-trial diversion program exists
heres my flag fag boy
if only you knew how bad things really are

Yep. North or South Dakota. Alaska too.

Tfw you'll never find out where rich white people still have white sanctuary. I know some locations, but you know what they say about secrets.

thank you user, i'd probably take South Dakota, since, i'd like to far away from both leaves and harsh cold as much as i can