I was born in "64" one of the last REAL Boomers. I swindled everything and do nothing now.
Gravy man.
Got my disability, my SSI and squirreled all my money tucked away so it can't be found. Fuck all you punks.
Just like you.
I love being a Boomer
Luke Williams
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Tyler Campbell
Wtf how is parrot on the internet
Landon Collins
30 year old boomer here, youre an embarrassment to boomers everywhere
Brayden Hall
show rotten teeth boomer
Hunter Fisher
Don't have any.
Sebastian Murphy
I'm 25 yrs older than you, how are ((YOU)) a boomer?
Jaxon Myers
>Boomer larp thread shit b8
Jordan Peterson
Remember your words when you get sick and go to the hospital. There are a lot more of us than you think, in every level of society. The person taking your vitals, compounding your IV antibiotics, clearing your airways when you aspirate on your own filth, is more than likely a millennial.
Also, never post your face here, its fucking stupid of you to do.
Christopher Powell
Day of the pillow soon
David Russell
At least you embrace what a pieces of shit your generation is. The rest of them have self awareness on par with millennial.
Cameron Thompson
Not a larp bucko.
Adrian Moore
Awaiting for it actually.
Ryan James
You see, I have a mind and the intellect to deal with people I need to help me. I can worm into your heart and mind. Deal and trade, warm up to the nurses and give me what I want, snooker the Docs, etc....
Jaxon Barnes
15 yr old boomer here. Jews will inherit the Earth.
Bentley Baker
This is legit
Brayden Roberts
Show monster sipping or GTFO
Ayden Anderson
>I love being white trash
I guarantee that parrot hates your guts
Cooper Flores
>born in 1964
Newsflash: you're a washed up Gen X faggot. Ultra-chads didnt come home from the war and decide 19 years later they wanted kids you cringey nigger.
Xavier Campbell
Yup
Nope
Nasty shit, nope
Jordan Brown
based boomer, keep on truckin
Ethan Cook
Based
>1964 here also
>Own three houses
>Rent to gen y faggots at inflated prices
Connor Perry
Right om, bout the same here
Sebastian Harris
wtf i hate white people now
Aiden Hall
I've gotta ask: Jimmy Buffet of the Grateful Dead?
Blake Jackson
>You see, I have a mind and the intellect to deal with people I need to help me. I can worm into your heart and mind. Deal and trade, warm up to the nurses and give me what I want, snooker the Docs, etc....
>You see, I have a mind and the intellect to
They all think this, until we intubate your ass shoot you up with succinylcholine and you are shitting in a bag. Do your self a favor and have your kids sign a DNR form while they still are willing to take your calls. ;)
Gabriel Walker
Thanks faggot boomer. Jokes on you still. You'll be dead soon enough and we will be here to tell everyone how disastrous your generation really was. Literally the worst generation to walk the planet. Once you all die from Alzheimer's nobody will be alive to repeat "greatest generation ever". Its like a retard calling themselves "smartest person ever", it just doesn't work that way.
Caleb Lewis
Dad was born in 1902, Mom was 1926. Ol' school folks.
Hint, dad was still fucking when he made me.
Owen Bennett
sabbath
Asher Morris
1964 is early Gen X.
Brody Baker
*sips*
Caleb Parker
REAL Boomers? Pretty sure the real Boomers, the ones that have milked by far the most, were the first wave. The post 1956 lot were a lot less wealthy according to all data. At least you have that "I'm a parasitic Boomer scum, but not the worst wave, just the B-team scum" to be proud of.
Well done m8
Connor Edwards
Well check this shit out bucko. I do have a DNR and my kids.....
First daughter is 34 and the last one is 17, we have a great relationship.
Nolan Morris
good old Aussie boomer rock
youtube.com
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Eli Nelson
I'm waiting for it Bub.
David Jackson
>Actual Boomers
>On Jow Forums
Kek they all hang out on Breitbart and FreeRepublic, or if they're not conservacucks, Stormfront.
Oliver Moore
It's just a meme, but if we consider it, perhaps that's the cutt off point for people being able to understand the generation raised on the internet.
Nolan Lee
what's with all the slide threads ? Did something happen and they're trying to cover it up ? saged
Jordan Carter
Sure you do. Have fun being a vegetable. Watch out for sepsis, that stuff is shit.
Gavin Howard
>Day of the pillow when?
Jordan Martin
Aahhh, no. I have a free mind thank you.
Zachary Mitchell
Looking forward to it.
Jaxon Foster
trumptard
Connor King
hey parrot, tell your pet ginger that he looks like coppercab and he isn't a real boomer because he didn't protest/fight in vietnam.
Jaxson Powell
timestamp or gtfo
Easton Perez
Okay nigger
Owen Diaz
You people are not boomers.
You're just fucking retards.
t. 1991
Camden Long
How about you blow me and gtfo
Alexander James
I'm just on the line retard. Read your own shit.
Jace Roberts
Yeah, but you're using Jow Forums so you culturally fall towards Generation X.
Gavin Moore
I'll give ya that for a part of it.
Elijah Sanchez
How about you let your high cholesterol do it's work and die out already you LSD chugging summer job having ass nigger. I bet you gave half your 401k to isreal faggot.
Thomas King
That and I have always been able to enjoy the timeline not be stuck in an Elvis era. Gotta keep up with the times, keeps ya young.
Parker Myers
Yeah, no. I made my money and am keeping it.
Tyler Perry
22 yrs old poor slavnigger doomer here.
Wyatt Cook
Whoosh
Michael Scott
Somebody else honest here for once, right on.
Carter Torres
wtf is this a LARP?
Jace Diaz
BOOM
Dominic Sanders
i can smell the piss coming through the monitor
Brandon Brown
It's called honesty ya faggy faggot.
Landon Clark
Not my but if I have a stroke or something I'll let ya know.
Carson Collins
*me*