Male health discussion

menshealth.com/sex-women/a19537319/prostate-massage-health-benefits/

"According to the pleasure product company HealthyAndActive, prostate massager sales have increased by 56% over the past five years, particularly among straight men over the age of 45. Additionally, some doctors are encouraging men to perform regular prostate massages (either by doing it solo, or with a licensed practitioner), claiming they can potentially help alleviate the symptoms of various health issues."

It's not only a source of extreme pleasure, it has something to do with male health and can prevent a lot of potential problems. It doesn't makes you gay and is almost the same thing as watching porn to jack off. Why aren't you doing it yet, user?

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Because getting fucked in the ass is for the proles.

you don't need to be fucked by someone else, you can do it by yourself

>or with a licensed practitioner
where would one find such a licensed prostate masseuse

What does it feel like?

You'd probably either have to see Mistress Dominique or Dr. David Shekelberg

>It's like fapping but much less efficient and with more poop. Why don't you do it?

Pee is stored in the balls. Fight me

>implying you don't know.
gr8 b8

Ever look at mangos of girls with drooling tongues hanging out of their mouths and their eyes rolling back? Maybe it doesn't feel that good by comparison if you still have your foreskin, but once you figure it out that's what it's like.

I've never had it, it's hard to get one

please dont insert things in your ass

you just have to be hygienic and pacient mate, it's not that hard

Take a shit first. That cleans out the poop shoot so you don't have to cringe over nuggets still in there. It just might stink. Grocery bag and some paper towels can clean that up.

I got a DRE last week from a scummy Arabian urologist. Nothing pleasant about it for either of us, I promise. I think I'll stick to doing the penetrating from now on.

this, have a friend do it.

You can ask how to do it yourself. It's the same with feeling your balls to find out if you have cancer.

OR I could just keep on fapping and not put anything in my butt which is where the poop is.

Oh the Jews want to flip your faggot switch to “on”.

Based.

That's why I do pretty much all the time. I'm just saying if you want to try it then it doesn't have to be like smearing poop all over the place.

you don't have to be attracted by dicks to do it. You can even do it with a female partner, actually

>over the age of 45

That's no one here

Haha! Look at 'im, he's never been here during the real boomer hours.

I had a leg injury, (asshole hit me on my motorcycle). Laying on my side in the ER, doc and nurses doing evaluation of injuries. Feel this? Yup. Feel that? Yup.

Then he said he's gonna check prostate through my anus wall. Nurses all still there, so ok. He puts his finger in a presses on it. WOW!

Felt like I had to piss REALLY bad! Nothing enjoyable about it! At all!

I'll pass on the whole prostate thing. Others may enjoy it. To me it's like having my teeth drilled!

The key is pushing drops of cum out of it. It's definitely not for everybody, but when you feel like you're about to piss is when it start coming out. You'll probably be a good part of an inch harder than usual at that point unless you feel uncomfortable about letting some guy shove his finger up your ass. Do that on your own.

i have an enlarged prostate so i have to try extra hard to piss, also i piss like 10x a night but not very often during the day

help

Drink more water. Don't let them go in there with a knife.

Absolute black out level orgasms that transcend time and space.