What's your excuse?

that is a tan, muhammad

i hate being a conformist and subscribing to the idea of what's considered beautiful in modern clown societies such as working out and having big muscles. most people are shit and i don't even want to appease them by being aesthetic.

either that or i roid rage on everybody, especially women, to reassure myself of my slightly misanthropist, nihilist approach to social interactions

Tanning IS for women, faggot !!!

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I like having long hair.
Makes it look like I’ve gone SS3

Any blonde lads being responsible for, or the creator of, anything of what white supremacist cucks call western cult?

Will I get those weird moobs too?

I have no excuse, I'm just too blackpilled to care anymore. Could I change? Of course I can change, anyone can change. I could lose weight, be more productive, study more, etc.

But why? To gain the respect of others? I dislike social, human interaction anyway, unless it involves discussion of subjects I enjoy.

To be more healthy? What would I do with my newfound health? Maybe get a few more years of sitting in a chair reading books or playing vidya.

To become successful? What benefit does success bring aside from fame and fortune? I desire neither anyway. I have very little need for expensive things, and fame brings socialization, which I already stated I dislike.

So you see, it's not that I CAN'T change, it's that I don't wsnt to.

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and most horrible, without pink nipples

Used to be fat, got Jow Forums years ago, never plan to go back. My middle-aged self looks better than most all 20somethings I see now, WTF happened to the under-30s, did you all just simultaneously say "fuck it" and decide to get fat and lazy as soon as you weren't force to take P.E. classes anymore?

I was born poor and am only just now at 27 starting to pull myself out of the lower class. I'm tall and good looking but being raised by a single mom does a fucking number to a boy during his developmental years, I'm about to start TRT though so wish me luck.

>What would I do with my newfound health?
As a former fatty, I can safely say, it feels MUCH better to be walking around lean than it was with 100 lbs. of shit weight on me.
Even your time spent playing vidya would feel better if you took care of yourself. When you feel perpetually uncomfortable, being comfortable is a nice thing.

i trained for a six figure salary and didnt want to take roids. i do ok for myself senpai i dont need to look perfect.

autistic checking in

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Well I'm
>6ft tall
>have blonde hair and blue eyes
>strong jawline and good facial aesthetics

But also
>155lbs soaking wet
>suffer from moderate depression and an inability to manage my time effectively
>basically played a sport or anything my whole life
>actually just dont know how to work out, go to the gym and stand there clueless, do a few random machines and go home
>only just now learning how to interact with people socially since I lived in the middle of nowhere with only boomers for neighbors and high school never actually gave me an opportunity to understand people outside of purely academic contexts
>can't actually talk to girls I find attractive unless I have an excuse to be around them like coworkers or class mates
>seriously what the fuck, do people just like go up to random women and ask them for phone numbers?
>what the hell that seems like Hollywood bullshit made up for plot convenience theres no fucking way anyone has found a date that way in real life

That guy is already very tan

because there is no purpose for being a chad in today's society. Today's "chads" are niggers and fags.

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Die chris chan

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Bullshit, you'd rather say you don't want to as a coping mechanism because you can't. If you could you would have already.

Excuses are of the weak.

You want people to enjoy the subjects you enjoy? Attractiveness automatically drives social charisma and will engage those who you talk to see your interests as something worthy to engage on.

The Incel memes are propagated because of neckbeards and fedoras. The ironpilled of us literally shit post at work or school in real life using our diverse knowledge coupled with our /edgy/nest to redpill those around us.

What do you do? Make excuses.

kek. fpbp.
fucking lookfags are the worst.

found the nigger

and i can say that because my genes aren't amerimongrel niggerjewtard lol

Lazy, mostly. I'm like 70% to a Chad, just don't feel like going the rest of the way.

unmotivated, the worst reason.

>balding
Fuck off even Chads like Ryan Reynolds have receding hairlines. Repost this thread with your fake irrelevant insults. Women don't give a shit if you have a receding hairline dip shit it's actually a sign of high testosterone so your post doesn't even make any sense.

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Short and very blackpilled. Just don't have the drive to do it. I'm not ugly face wise and I'm usually very successful on tinder (inv4 degenerate) but once women find out I'm 5'7 they ignore me. I'm 22 and haven't dated a girl in my life. I feel like lifting or whatever is pointless when you're short.
>inb4 dude like there are a lot of successful short body builders man, my friend is like 5'6 and slays women left and right

It just sucks. Life sucks.

>You want people to enjoy the subjects you enjoy?

Quit projecting. My whole point of that post is that I don't care to do the whole /sig/ thing because I don't care for social interaction that much

As long as I am able to comfortably pursue my interests in solitude, that is enough for me. You're the one who wants to change things, not me.

Godspeed to you, but I want no part of it.

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Seeing as no one else wished you luck, I will. I hope everything eorks out for you user.

because I'm too busy studying to become a doctor. Thou I'm not fat and I can bench 190 pounds, it's just that I don't look ripped like the guy in the pic

but worst of all, not having unattached earlobes

Fat and low t I guess. I went through an horrible depression and dropped out of school. I don't have the mental energy to "hunt" a new gf but Ihave been losing weight consistently, I don't know if I'll be Chad but I will have a job in a few months and I'll continue to study next year. Life be tough when shit goes down

You do not have to be like chad, who is good looking enough to reproduce, to contribute to your race. There is a more simple method than fatherhood.

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Why is the skeleton dead?

*works

just how shit is your skin?

I excercise daily, though not as much as I should.

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im not chad cuz im poor, ugly, likely low test due to low energy (despite having a 8" pp), wristlet, and skelly

Why do women tan?
Are they just actively trying to make themselves less attractive?

retarded gay picture

I'm not sure. I'm not the artist and the post I saved it from didn't explain it. It's just a cool pic, so I saved it.

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pretend you didn't go see Alita. cope. The only redpilled movie since BR 2049. unless you are a literal faggot and watch marvel movies

i saw the movie. ur picture is still gay and retarded

I really wish you the best, brah

Keep going, you'll be good

I AM chad. I put pic related to shame.

I'm white, 6' tall, 205 lbs, blue eyes, reddish-brown hair, straight white teeth, OK skin (no acne but not perfect). I'd say I'm extremely close to average all around, excluding intelligence. My guess is my IQ is somewhere in the upper 120s or low 130s. I've always done well in school and on standardized testing with very little effort but have never taken an actual IQ test.

I don't have a receding chin but my jawline is mediocre, I'm not balding but i have a high hairline (has always been this way). I'm in terrible shape and have been since college. I have hyperlordosis and have to actively self-correct my posture, I'm still researching to see how this can be corrected. I look alright but feel pretty doughy. I think with good clothes and a fit body I could max out at an objective 7/10, I just don't have anywhere near the discipline to get there and I'm 28 so there's literally no point in trying anymore.

I've only had sex with 3 different women but overall have fucked hundreds of times because of long-term relationships. If I counted every opportunity I had to have sex with a woman guaranteed, my number could probably be somewhere around 8-9 and that's in situations where I just existed and women came to me (they were pretty much all 5s though so I rebuffed most of them). Again, with effort I think I could get some decent numbers in, but I'm just too lazy and too old now, it's all over.

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You right bro, I’m not an incel more just a virgin. Although I would like to be packing more down there by a much greater margin cos’ I would rather make masturbation more fun than have actual sex.
Can’t get STDs if you don’t have sex.

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eeww

/disgustpic

...

How often do you guys shower? I usually only get enough motivation do to it maybe once every month or so and because the last time I cut my hair was last year it get's really greasy anyone in the same boat?
And you need to stfu OP because this is temporary

But I do know short guys in their early twenties dating and getting married.

It's easy to brush off this repeated sentiment, but it's true. Just go outside and look at short men dating women. It's everywhere.

This shit is probanly in your head. Work on yourself and that will in turn boost your confidence/outgoingness.

Oh, and fuck online dating. That is for male models. Get the fuck off of that it will destroy you. Women are brutal because they can pick anyone they want and all they have to work with is photographs (women barely read profiles don't waste your time)

I already know my longterm girlfriend would have never dated me through tinder. Ugly women sometimes even ignored me. It's not reflective of real life

Even autists can evolve into gym spergs.

based and redpilled

user get a fucking grip, keep hitting the gym if you need advice look up eric bugenhagen, Omar isof, Athlean-x, brian alsruhe, alan thrall and cailer woolam for workouts, begin with bodyweight exercises like pullups, dips and push ups and move on from there by adding more increments. once you enter the world of fitness and weightlifting the curiosity of your own limits will compel you to push yourself, i trust that eventually you will find some starter programs for yourself but if you need one look up johnny candito's beginner program

You’ve got everything in place. You can do it.

Easy Asian girls (native ones) are what you should go for if you are short but have a good face.

You lean though? Also same, never dated a girl, talked to one for about 7 months online but just kind of stopped though after I forgot to say happy birthday. I’m about same age as you bro so I feel you.

I'm married to a Scandinavian woman with dark brown hair and dark green eyes. I have brown hair and light blue eyes myself. We don't care about being white, because it's irrelevant.

What the fuck even constitutes bad skin?

>tfw blue eyes turned to green as an adult
And my blonde hair turned brown. Forever a shitskin.

>We don't care about being white, because it's irrelevant.
Kill yourself you cucked piece of shit our race is on the brink of extinction and you think its no big deal you nigger loving fucktarded faggot fuck

Tan lines are fucking hot.

I love you guys I hope you pull through I really do

I'll assume you mean gay as lame not homosexual. OK. I think it's funny.

I'm married with children and haven't picked up a weight since high school. Luckily, I'm taller than average at 6'4".

poor asf and possibly autistic, though it's hard to say with my circumstances, since my whole life has been weird for different reasons

Is rape considered sex?

didn't ask

I work 70 hours a week. I don't have the time to spend at the gym, prepping meals, and drinking liquid eggs for awesome dudebro gains and it would have little positive effect on my life.

it's not all over at 28... at least try to stay decently fit and healthy and it will greatly improve your near future much more than just giving up and rotting away. it just takes a little discipline in your diet, a little persistence in exercising regularly, and a determined longterm view of your life. it only feels tempting to give it all up in the moment, but you would find out within a few weeks at most how rapidly it will degrade your overall life. we hardly have any choice but to continue to try and stay on top of things, the only alternative is suicide. every day we have to engage the struggle all over again. you have to get out of bed and wake up. what are you gonna do, just lay there forever?

Because I like living vicariously through professional athletes who had to do all the work to achieve peak physical performance so that I can look like the average American. I like looking like this..Because I'm lazy and secretly hate myself. Come join me anons...it's fun knowing that I'm going to die of a coronary at age 53. This is why I want Free healthcare, so that I can avoid responsibility...like a boomer.

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Actually black skin is feminine that is why women tan

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Being fit isn't going to fix my tisms so I don't bother.

>Learned to code
>now I'm fat, poor, balding, low T, autistic,
>high b.p., and borderline high chol.
>Already married QT3.14, fucks every night, 3 kids...
Now what?

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if it were up to me, all fatties would be forced to exercise via government programs or they'd get the gas. we have no use for a fat populace.

Hes like 10 shades darker than me
t. euromutt but with enough irish in me to have 0 tanning ability

>What's your excuse?
im trans

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Bad acne, discoloration, wrinkles, large pores, oily, too dry, etc.

>I'm a psychotic abomination
FTFY

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and yes thats me before and after

>fat, poor, ugly, short, balding, gross, low testosterone, autistic, handicapp
Is my webcam on?

jesus fucking christ fuck off

are you surprised I went from manly man to girly girl?

Bro I was exactly you a few years back. Do what based user suggested. I would add that you need to eat your body weight in grams of protein per day. You'll start noticing changes within two weeks of working out. Others will start noticing changes with -you- in two months. You will accelerate to bitch magnet in less than six months of continued effort. You can do it. I did.

you're a male who chopped off your dick. ur not a girl. biologia ex communicato. finish the job and chop off the extremity housing the bad decision that lead to this

I'm only 5'10

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You look like a experiment gone awfully bad

i pass and im happy, why cant u understand that? being a male these days fucking blows, people assume im a chick and my life is fantastic likes its never been, its easymode

Because self-improvement is masturbation. Calvin klein manhood.

Suicide when? Tick tock dick chopper

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you guys are just envious repressors. Give me one reason why being a man is a good thing?

W A G I E S

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