Only a woohman could defeat the night king

What? I'm the first person to call out "WOMYN POWER" in movies, but this is ridiculous. It was earned and 100% logical to have Arya kill the king being a trained super-assassin and shit.

Yeah but that was well written and it felt natural. Got reeks of hollyjew bullshit and you know it.

>The Night King has Bran cornered
>Theon is dead, the iron-born are dead, Bran is surrounded by wights and white walkers
>Suddenly, out of nowhere, Daenerys appears
>"It's time to break the wheel" she says
>"The wheel... of Toxic Masculinity"
>Daenerys kicks the Night King is the balls
>His eyes cross, his knees give out, he hunches over
>All the white walkers cringe, all the wights groan, Ghost puts his paws over his eyes and whimpers
>"My snowglobes" says the Night King in a high pitched voice
>Arya teleports in, alongside Sansa, Brienne, Captain Marvel, Rey and the entire female Ghost Busters crew
>"AYO BIX NOOD FINNA GONNA KILL BLUEY" says Leslie Jones
>They all beat the shit out of the Night King, curb stomping him over and over again
>Suddenly, a helicopter lands nearby
>A single figure strides out and stands triumphantly
>It's Hillary Clinton
>"Thanks for the help girls" says Hillary
>"But now"
>Hillary looks directly into the camera
>"It's my turn"
>Through the sheer force of her femininity, Hillary forever banishes the Night King and the entire undead army into the Incel Zone
>Hillary is crowned Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, Daenerys is made into her hand, Cersei is given a royal pardon because she's a single mother, all the male characters are thrown out the Moon Door
>Roll credits

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i hope the mods literally ban you permanently and OP for making this thread

You are next level tier retarded

Yea I'm sure that's how it's gonna happen in the book. It's totally earned after all.

Why is this on Jow Forums?

/thread

>set up a 8 season arc about Jon, the Wall, the Wildlings and fighting the Whitewalkers
>subvert it with a teleports behind you
sasuga

Usually im aginst this kinda shit
But...
IMO, it makes sense she was the only one to be able to get close enough to do the job (because the whole face changing ninja training thing)

The knight king was smart enough to make sure all his "strong enemies" were occupied.

She went from stumbling around the castle to warping past night king guards..

Woulda made more sense if the night king were busy fighting jon

you fell for the kike narrative on who hitler was.

underrated

Im hoping in the next episode it explains where she was hiding.

I was actually expecting her (Aye) to be posing as one the NK's generals, and stab him in the back & reveal herself.
I thought she might pose as the Undead when in episode 1 she started asking what are they like, how do they move etc.

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but
>can't escape library with a few walkers
>can sneak up on Night King who is completely surrounded by hundreds of his minions and get within 10 feet mid air before he notices
c'mon now

I did as a kid. Earliest warning of wymn power for me.

she did get out of the library.
and there were a fuck ton in there.

what changed tho, is after she spoke with the red women, she was reminded of her training.
I think this is where she decided to use the face tactic, not force.

>dragons cant kill him
>throws around and toys with the most experienced fighters like ragdolls
>basically superman

>gets fucking stabbed by a teleporting pssh nothen personel midget wahmen with an oversized dagger

desu, this was fucking retarded

what face tactic? she wasn't wearing a face. whose face woudl she take? they were rotting and bones.

She only escaped the library with help and a strong man sacrificing himself. She was stumbling, making noise and drawing attention to herself - the exact opposite of what she was supposed to be.

I have a theory that it wasn't the knife at all the killed him, but her medusa-like visage petrifying him.

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I miss Joffrey he was a good king

hopefully we will get answers next eppisode.

but yeah if she supposedly just ran all the way there and jump attacked that would be dumb. however i think the writers are smarter than that ;)

Friendly reminder that this show is retarded and Avengers is just as bad

She’s a fat roastie too, Tindering herself through Westeros, jumping cocks without STD protection. Obviously she’ll jump the night king and kill him with 1000 dead around watching and saying “ahmmm, if she kills the boss, we can go ‘ome and watch telly, right? Brexit from this war now!”

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Literally
>*teleports behind you*
>"Nothing personnel kid..."
Anti-climatic and low energy

Well at least in the show she’s not a woke SJW but an assassin. I’m ok with that.

Definitely born a man. Every. Fucking. Time.

The question is, what percentage of child Hollywood actors are NOT trans?

>give rare fire enchant to horsemen
'oh yeah they are powered up cool'
>cavalry charges first
'wait where are those guys going?'
>slam into the vanguard
'well they're dead lol'
supposedly the cleverest people of the show at this location

Actually if you weren’t a degenerate you would know it was prophesied that no man would kill the Witch King so it was built up, AND she gets absolutely booty stomped by the WK until Merry stabs the darkie in the leg with an elven sword only for her to deliver an ezmode killing blow to his face - so fuck off

This one knight made it back... randomly for no reason.

Goblins are the strongest and dragons the weakest, everybody knows that.
t. Hollywood

The whole episode was stupid. And I'm not saying I didn't enjoy some of it but let's start with the first part:

>the cavalry charges into the black night without being able to see a gd thing. They are all silenced within a minute. But Jora, the guy leading the charge, makes it back. Riiight, ok.

>one of the only people with significant fighting experience against the wights/white walkers is first to die with sword through the back saving fat fuck Tarley

>Have two dragons breathing fire on battlefield. somehow can't just burn up the entire enemy line when they're grouped up doing nothing.

>Brianne moaning like an annoying whore as she fights

>monsters can force themselves into piles to smother fire but can't overrun a handful of swordsmen with literally their backs up against the wall

>Night King want's to end the three eyed raven but somehow has to do it in person instead of letting his minions finish the job

Also
>Bran new exactly what was going to happen the whole time

Doesn’t really matter, as long as a woman got the final kill it already signals wymn power to the audience (not to mention her earlier competence in the battlefield.)

A hobbit, elf, or a dwarf should’ve done it.

>caring about fictional shows this much
>caring about fictional shows purposely designed to pander the female audience
Bunch of mentally underaged retards, all of you.

What the hell is this?

Jorah wore his plot armor for the battle

Isn't the Night King supposed to be so fucking cold, swords shatter when they make contact with his body? Arya should've frozen and died when she stabbed him with a tiny dagger.

Are you seriously THIS insecure about yourself, that you get so butthurt about something happening in a fictional show?
It wasn't even forced fed "muh feminism womenz stronk", it was just an uncreative way to write the main characters out of an hopeless situation.

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Also, what is Jon Snow, or Azor Ahai, or whatever the fuck he's called supposed to do if not slay the Night King?

>caring about (((GoT))) post Stannis butchering
Just read the books you fucking double digit IQ niggers.

They can’t cope with the fact they’ve invested 10 years of their interest on such hot garbage. I wonder who will even follow up to see how it was supposed to happen in 20 years when GRRM finishes the books then promptly dies.

are GoT directors (((those))) guys?

>felt natural
>lol I'm not a man so TECHNICALLY I win lololololol

Kill Dany to save the realm. That one is pretty fucking obvious my dude.

It was “da special duggar” only useable by “Brutish gurls”.

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>fictional show
You’re correct on that part, but we can’t forget this affects the masses considering it’s popularity. Whatever happens in this show, affects everyone else to an extent, including politics.

Wtf is this renaissance fair capeshit doing on Jow Forums

>reading this absolute garbash
The state of Jow Forums these days. Any literature post 1945 is garbage.

Yes that was a clever loophole.
Fun fact: many of the actors who played soldiers in that battle scene were actually women with beards glued on. So technically a "man" could've killed the big Nazgul guy.

>finishes the books
Zero chance. No more mainline books will come out till he dies. And prob won't even bother to pay sanderson to rush out a garbage finish afterwards DESU

>he thinks the books are like the (((show)))
German intellectuals.

Yeah I get it's made of Valyrian (sp) steel, but Arya isn't. She should've died.

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Does that include Lord if the Rings, sorry? It was from the 60’s wasn’t it?

Lyanna Mormont is fucking stupid. The whole point of her character was just to talk down to dudes and everyone to fawn over how "stronk" she was despite being small. How the fuck was she allowed to fight and Tryion was talked out of it. How can she possibly be expected to do shit against anything? Tyrion should have been the one to kill a giant. What a waste for "little girls can do anything." Immersion breaking, LOTR cheap ripoff.

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IDK that's kind of a tight look for her in a way but I'm kind of hammered so but I think she might be on to something dressing like some post-apocalyptic mutant cuz it goes well with her fish eyes and weirdly round head and it's kind of tomboy-punk and everyone knows tomboys are 200% straight.

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This, the show doesnt even feel as GoT anymore

CUC.K now translates to kek

I think post ww2 literature is garbage. That’s what I wrote.

Same holds true for opera, and most (not all - Shostakovitch was a genius) classical music.

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Excellence

all these replies and none of the pasta I need

>dragon glass kills wights
>use daggers and axes instead of pumping out as many dragon glass arrowhead arrows as you can
Literally no reason to charge the giant ham you can fire one arrow at it

Yeah a real Harry Potter snoozefest.
Maybe for her next trick, she'll point her stubby finger at Cercei and end her with a lightning bolt.

BUILD THE WALL

Nah, GoT does things right. Some women are weak. Some are strong. Some are intelligent. Some are stupid.
The problem is, they portray all men as weak. All men but Jon and the Hound, at least.

keked and savedpilled

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I don't mind Arya killing the night queen. I thought it was dumb that she leapt out of the darkness to do it. I thought it was dumb that Theon died. I would have rather seen Arya running from the horde like she was and as she ran into the grove, the all stopped chasing her as she came upon Bran with Theon defending him. Instead of the Nightking just strolling up, I thought it would have been cooler if in the moment, she turns around and the Nightking is standing right behind her. She freezes and then realizes this is her chance and tries to stab the Nightking and he picks her up by her neck. Theon then runs at the Nightking to save her and as the Nightking deflects Theon's charge and stabs Theon with his own spear. Arya attempts her knife trick and as the camera slows down and you think she is about to stab him. The night king takes hold of the knife. At this point, Arya is attempting to force the knife on the Nightking, but he isn't budging. The Nightking begins to squeeze the life out of Arya and just when you think her neck is about to stop. You hear a crack and the Nightking screams like one of the other whitewalkers. Arya takes this opportunity to force her knife into the Nightkings heart and he drops her on the ground and you see the Nightking falling apart like ice sheets falling off a glacier revealing that Theon was standing under him with the broken spear. Theon had pulled the spear from his own body and stabbed the Nightking while he was preoccupied with Arya having thought victory was finally his. During this time. Then Theon falls to the ground along with the other whitewalkers and begins quivering as Arya speaks to him begging him not to do die and that he Theon saved everyone. Bran suddenly appears over Theon in his chair and tells Theon thanks and then tells him you are a good man. Meanwhile, Jon was facing the dragon and stabs him in the mouth just as it breathed fire. Jon being the only man to slay a dragon.

Clearly you are not a brilliant professional deserving of untold riches to craft suspenseful and moving narratives. Goy

>be on vacation in bongland
>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk
>like a graceful penguin with gout
>follow her for a block
>working up courage
>gently touch her shoulder
> “H-hello, I’m user. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”
>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag
>stares intently for a few moments
>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence
> “YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”
>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths
> “FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON!
>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper
>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table
>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu
> “ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”
>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script
>she shoves her menu at the waiter
> “I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”
> “I’m sorry, madam, we don-“
> “I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”
>he slinks away without even taking my order
>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket
>starts rubbing at her crotch
>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles
> “JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”
>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check
>turn around
>Arya is slumped over the table
>raped to death by Pakis

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Learned a new naughty word? It's not cute.

My English is very bad and I'm a poo, but I know good story telling. I can not articulate is well thought English yet and have the poor grammar but I could make better cinema than libshits and kikes as long as I have a good team who would help me seem my vision complete.

Take this normie game of drones shit to /tv/ so we can get back to bitching about the kikes over here.

What's this from?

Her and the Hound fuck heaps in the books.

Tell me there is a full repository of these. I have a power point presentation coming up that adding this in as side images would be clutch.

I was actually giving you a compliment/implying your fanfic is 100x better than the garbage these limitless budget+time hack (((writers))) came up with

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Good shop, I tip my fedora.

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