PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - EARLY MORNING EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump welcomes 2019 NCAA Champs Baylor Lady Bears 4/29/19
c-span.org/video/?460222-1/
>SoS Pompeo @TheHill on Foreign Policy 4/29/19
c-span.org/video/?460194-1/
>SoS Pompeo meets w/huehue FM Araújo 4/29/19
youtu.be/g-ZX8v9NMyU
>SoS Pompeo meets w/cuck FM Wallstrom 4/29/19
youtu.be/cjZy0sLao8s
>KAC on Hannity 4/29/19
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>Corey Lewandowski on FBN 4/29/19
youtu.be/a9rjGzLDNCk
>TreasSec Mnuchin on FBN 4/29/19
youtu.be/mM6DK4Gucz0
>TransSec Chao on CNBC 4/29/19
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>NECDir Kudlow on FBN 4/29/19
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>PressSec Sarah outside WH 4/29/19
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>PressSec Sarah on F&F 4/29/19
youtu.be/zxAaFhOJbe8
>ActICEDir Albence on F&F 4/29/19
youtu.be/e1R6rORLHPg
>AssistAG Delrahim on CNBC 4/29/19
youtu.be/CNPaPUq9WPY
>Future Sec Forum 4/29/19
dvidshub.net/video/675861/ (AFSec Wilson)
dvidshub.net/video/675856/ (CNO Adm Richardson)
dvidshub.net/video/675943/ (AFSC LtGen Thompson)
dvidshub.net/video/675966/ (CMC Gen Neller)
>DepAssistDefSec4ME Mulroy @CNAS on Syria 4/29/19
c-span.org/video/?460180-1/
>StateDept Foreign Press Brief (PACAF Comdr Gen Brown Jr) 4/29/19
dvidshub.net/video/675954/
>Live@State w/DepAssistSoS4Econ Strayer 4/29/19
dvidshub.net/video/675957/
>Live@State w/SpecEnvoy4LOLocaust Yazdgerdi 4/29/19
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new baker needed

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Tabbing and scrolling through macro spreadsheets
Us wagies work hard for AOC's feet
One of her toes, for the senses a feast
Her fans click cash by keyboards very greased
Alexandria ascendant, on their quest
Fueled by craved femdom, taboo, unaddressed
Soaking her peds in citrus, soft and dainty
Her heels emit orange and lime, faintly
Even Heaven favors her feet by a thread
AOC's tootsies reek with dank street cred
Leading to Interns and pages to boast
Spied in her gym shoe locker, Seth Rich's ghost
Mouthfuls of socks, a mask of her Asics
Seth's ghost lurked in that sweaty oasis
Living on AOCs feet puff by puff
Heavesent there to balance an end so rough
Her sole's odors linger long, like fromage
Hence her Bikram nickname, a "Cheesey" homage
Titsguys, Assmen oughta get the drone
Footsexuals tug their fastest while prone
AOC's feet forge dark shops and stores
Vending her shavings, sebum from pores
A dash of her dried skin into my latte
Brews her flavors strong with nary decay
Daydreaming all throughout brunch
About AOCs milky tea soles' scrunch
Her tootsies so hot, she's never to gloat
Often overhead to fight 'Rican bloat
Her yoga feet flex with supple finesse
Then AOC dons Chuiquita Headdress
Above her LGBT serape
Footsexual oaths sing woke agape
Enduring all abuse, every henpeck
Even cock mileage measured by Parsec
Dutifully reminded without pain
The universe dispenses such scarce gain

Stoopid cat in 3..2..1..

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Reminder that we stand UNITED with Israel. Ignore mudslime shills that literally want to ALLAH ACKBAR us apart

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sometimes i wish drumpf would just use the nuclear codes to prove that we were right about not letting him have the nuclear codes

>No sperm whale or Orca has ever killed a Human in the wild or a member of it own species

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Nòn. Only Scarlett Johansson in Motoko cosplay. That one does not count.

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Hey I don’t think that picture is real.

Im yeeting monster cans all over!!!

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I got it

People still think Trump is MAGA...

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Yeah thats what it means to be anything but number 1.
What's the ratio of antelope to lion? Who gives a fuck?

>1pbtid
>no pic
prove it user

The 2017 spider tank scene was actually pretty well done, for live action.

>211629933

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Wtf? Why did he punch her? Link to the video?

He “just” slapped her hand away, but it was completely inappropriate.

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Ok u got me I don't want it
Let stupid cat have it
I give a fuck

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>stupid cat

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>maga-cat drinking monster
>Doubting your eyes
Get a load of this faggot

He might prefer it the other way around.

Remember that contraception is treason! (((They))) want to import third-worlders to replace us--and you must help to halt the Great Replacement!

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be nice

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She’s in for a shock when the ice caps get thicker.

I'm glad we're moving past pretending the baking decision isn't just made in your shift's Discord.

My grandma said be nice to Jewish people or they'll put the shini curse on you.

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She looks like Ben Shapiro in drag. Same height too.

Purge all discordshitters.

>The mission will involve sending 320 more U.S. troops heading to the southern border to help Customs and Border Protection (CBP) and the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents take care of migrants who have crossed the U.S. border.

>Defense Department officials described the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) request for more aid for migrants as necessary in dealing with the “humanitarian crisis” at the southern border.

>Aside from helping to feed and care for migrants, the Defense Department mission will also include busing and transporting border crossers in the U.S.

>"DoD personnel will assist in driving high-capacity CBP vehicles to transport migrants; providing administrative support, including providing heating, meal distribution and monitoring the welfare of individuals in CBP custody; and attorney support to ICE. [Emphasis added]"

>The Defense Department support will be required through September 20, 2019, at an estimated cost to U.S. taxpayers of about $7.4 million. The Pentagon will foot the bill at first, but be reimbursed by the DHS later.

somehow MIGA trannies believe that more troops at the border is bad

>thanks to our heroic efforts, climate change has been slowed!

>people unironically think there’s a discord needed to ask someone else to copy a pastebin

wew Miss Hicks

>OP is not gay
no shit, we here for GE not the baker
the baker does it for free

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>the face of climate change scorn
i fucking hate swedes

>new baker needed
i got it

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>>The mission will involve sending 320 more U.S. troops heading to the southern border to help Customs and Border Protection (CBP) and the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents take care of migrants who have crossed the U.S. border.
>take care of migrants
You can send every last soul to the southern border, it doesn't mean shit if all you're doing is providing comfort and aid to the invaders.

tanks

Well shit, if they keep on yelling about it we won’t even need to destroy our economies.

Because there is and it's been proven in the past. Not a great look for your first day on the job bud.

BASED

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Stop using cats to further your own agendas.

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kek

It's IMMORAL!

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Just steal PS already, gimp isn’t worth the effort.

My AC just kicked on so that's nice

>rare MAGA!
"It's like you're not even trying!"

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Strategically small crowd, seems Joe is not getting the younger voters either. Then again anyone over a certain age for Joe is too old

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you don't like beyonce and black panther. das racist. tell em don.

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>accuse others of what you are guilty of

Over night shift needs better lines.

Based New York Times BTFO's Zion Don yet again!

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You mean projection? You faggots had to invent the discord tranny bit (which you guys actually are doing) because you couldn't handle your safe space getting clowned on.

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>when seal mommy brings you penguin tendies

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...and how many have mosquitos killed? For some reason the media has been silent about Bill Gates virtually curing malaria but it was killing 500,000 to 1 million per year.

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Biden looked really awful in his speech, slurring hi speech and looking real old.
No way can he do a Presidential campaign and win

It is, as they say, a movement.

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btfo

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>giant orcas are kinder and more intelligent than niggers
SAD

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>WHY WONT YOU EAT!
>YOURE SO THIN!

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Oroville Update 20 April 2019 - Misinformation Exposed youtube.com/watch?v=iB_h1BZjTGk

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Fake Trumpshits taking pictures before the rally has started

Thank you!!!!!!


I'm talking to YOU too Taylor Swift.

Go have some real kids. Wtf. Grow up.

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idk, biden may creep his way into the nomination.

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Ah. Please provide proof of the actual crowd so I can count them.

>creep

hehe

>555

WHETHER SNOW OR SUMMER'S HEAT

TO PUBLIX I WILL MOVE MY FEET

TASTY TENDIES, BREADED WELL

DENIED TO NORMIES, LIFE IN HELL

GOOD BOY POINTS FROM MUMMY FAIR

NORMIES WISH THAT I WOULD SHARE

DELICIOUS MEAT BETWEEN MY BREAD

ONLY THE FINEST FROM BOAR'S HEAD

WITH POINTS ALL SPENT, I WISH FOR MORE

TO HOME I GO FOR GOOD BOY CHORES

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>Rally
kek

Fuck I remember hoping that shit would bust fuck this gay state and our shitty infrastructure.

Joseph Biden and Josef Stalin are the same person.

Biding one's time, also known as Stalling. It's clearly meme magic.

Just got home, can someone give a QRD on the Buttigieg sexual assault accusation?

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26 mins, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I'm starting to think he's a professional loser.
It's not sexual assault if you say 'I love you' afterward.

Nah stupid cat can have it.
I Know how important it is to him.
Besides baking is for fats any way.
Hetrosexuals don't bake

>Let's keep posting pictures from a time when enthusiasm was high and Trump wasn't openly a kike puppet
The absolute state of this place at times.

so yeah, hillary... still free... yup

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hes' gay

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>fats
*Gays

EAT YOU NEET

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>Hetrosexuals don't bake
this is true

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>he doesn't know about strategically small crowds

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Was it a scam by Wohl?

based publix poster

heteros grillll

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proofs?

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