Bongs explain yourselves

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looks australian to me, mate

Show your flag Abdul

I bet you're a burger, it's definitely bongland

This is Australia

this needs sound

if only you knew how bad things really are

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So much this

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Yah! Explain yerselves ye snooty british, tea drinkers!

it's a trap

Are Bongs even human, senpai?

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cunt why am I laughing so hard

>My name's Jeremy Wade, fishing is my passion.

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The midget

The word Midget is offensive, it's now vertically challenged

not trying to ruin the fun but doesnt all local pubs in any country have these "original" people

I liked pocket person my self

Girl* wants guy first is too old see second is too high/fucked up third is a dwarf. *think its female

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Admit it bong, you're jealous and want to pet it.

Was already losing when in walks a midget
great kek OP, thanks for not being a faggot

explain what?
I just see a pub full of nice white people.

Wtf bruh

Trannies exist everywhere in the western world. Don't act like you are free from this degeneracy.
The old guy looks bewildered but bemused, he probably thinks its a real woman im his senility. He just wants to watch to footy with his scarf on.
Frank Gallagher's cousin has had a few too many.
The fucking dwarf, okay I give up where the fuck is crazy pub what is even going on

The emu's taking his pet Bruce out for a nice walk.

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You can clearly see the british pound symbol on the fucking menu board.

I love emus. When they came to the UK as refugees from Australia, they vowed to exterminate Australians and the British government have supported them, as well as many other world governments in an effort to end Aussie shitposting.

I love emus. When they came to the UK as refugees from Australia, they vowed to exterminate Australians and the British government have supported them, as well as many other world governments in an effort to end Aussie shitposting once and for all.

>where the fuck is crazy pub
need to know this as well
I only wish my local boozer was that fucking extra.

Is that alcoholic Nick from MDE?

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how did we lose a war against this?

My research tells me its in Doncaster. These are regular patrons too.
20 mins away from me.

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I'm going to bongland in December will visit this fine establishment

Who could have known what goes on behind these doors.

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You losing the war helped create this

come on user, go there today, drop some acid and report back your findings

>weird ugly girl
>stereotypical old British man
>insane homeless man
>midget
>overweight woman with broken leg
Why are brits such interesting weirdos?

>woman


I think an acid trip in this eldritch hellscape would put you into an institution

>weird ugly girl
tranny

You sure it’s a tranny? Most British women in their 20s look like that.

Its probably easier to pass when most of the women are already trash.

Bongs in full blown damage control.
Red sirens going off
>speakers in female bong voice warning everyone
>countdown in progress
>damage control lvl 3

Lads running around shuffling with papers and memes. The prime minister is woken up. The queens card game is interrupted.
Slags scurry off the streets clumsily, bending their ankles with their slut heels

I liked the nutter stomping his feet.
This is why I stopped drinking and taking drugs, these people are everywhere and once in their company you are trapped.

Is this a trailer for a new fantasy RPG?

>>stereotypical old British man
I feel bad for this guy.

then suddenly a Kate beckinsale appears to shock and awe

The genuinly pretty ones are what keep me here.
And by comparison to the writhing masses of swine and bovine they seem like angels floating through the streets.

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top kek. based Aus-bro

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Thats probably been his local for like 50 years. Wife probably died and he has no where else to go.
Just wanders around aimlessly amongst the madness trying to find his pint of bitter.

would fug the slag in the first few seconds of video

Amazing. Aussies are just brits on holliday.

She got a bit of that Tasha Yar look going on. Nice.

spice is a helluva drug desu.

it's a fucking trap

His kind are really the last of Old Britain. Them and the few posh fags who haven't succumbed to the same insanity as the wealthy over here.
RIP the Motherland.

thanks for the laugh :-)

oh shit they found it.

A Lannister always pays his debts

Its really not that bad. Plenty of younger lads keeping the culture alive. They just arent wasting their time on social media etc and mainstream won't bring them to the forefront so you don't hear about them. They're too busy working a trade and raising their families.

The slag is a man.

Yeah but too many faggots and idiots have taken over, especially in the government. Something needs to be done.

>Scotland

And they can't comprehend why you wouldn't stay there and do this repeatedly with them and spend every last fucking penny of your universal credit on drugs and beer because lol that's what it's for.
Fucking hell man.

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES BONG'O'CLOCKS

If only you knew how bad things really are

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Best thing we can do is educate our kids. Get to them in ways that the institutions cant.
Theres already a massive rejection of this progressive lunacy going on. Progressives dont breed anymore so I have faith in the next generation to be able to pull us back without us having to resort to violent rebellion.

Based

Its Yorkshire mate

This further reaffirms that we're just a tiny retarded island version of Russia.

sick that, innit tony
propa jokes innit

daytime in cheap pubs

>"My father died for this"

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Yeah, but most of Jow Forums have never been in a pub, so they think it can only happen in the UK.

At least, there's no stab in the pub...

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Exactly, plus the Lennon and Hendrix shit on the base of the bar. Plus she looks bow legged. British girls are bow legged because their boyfriends like to eat with their turbans on.

I'm disappointed in the version with sound. The absence of that marching song makes it look like the one dude is just randomly marching because he's a crackhead. A lot funnier that way.

their banter is great. in america that would have been a shooting

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imagine, bongs went to not one but TWO world wars for this LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

woman or male in a pub surrounded by old programs/old timers?

old the first old timer is trying to act for the camera, this is because he's a pedo and based on dark energy is trying to ping off of the camera back in time, cos he's over the hill/basiclaly destablizing genetically and dying

yes im a feminist.

not sure thou if its(first person) a female or male or transgendered thou

also fuck off australia this sort of criticism allows more globalists/and kikes and blairtes to infiltrate the white species

Looks like a class place

If i walked into that place on LSD I would experience sheer terror, I know it.

>Amazing. Aussies are just brits on holliday.
aussie here, kill yourself.

>also fuck off australia this sort of criticism allows more globalists/and kikes and blairtes to infiltrate the white species
shut the fuck up, nigger.

When you back off on your jollies pal? Must be an expensive lifestyle. At least your home for now though.

>God forbid, if Germany won the war, we would all be speaking German now.

Karma. Die Britain.

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Mashallah!

No wonder we Afrikans are conquering you so easily, pathetic weaklings ALWAYS perish!!

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Looks like a normal friday night at any local public house m8, what's the problem here?

based Doncaster.

Truly the last bastion of the white man.

Yeah kikes in power subverting the opinion of the british, russian, french and US peoples is entirely the fault of Britain. Maybe you shouldn't have been little bitches too when you joined the fray as soon as the UK declared war. Act like lapdogs then act like a hypocrite. Fitting really.

Die faggot. Mohammad is ready to rule.

White hot seething rage.