Guys, I got one

Guys, I got one.

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What?

Send a ransom demand to edrogan on twitter
Day of the Raid when

>cooler master

what is that thing?

>Americans don't know what that is
cute

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The niggers of the insect world

It's kinda cute

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Lmao the fucking retard can't get up.

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May Beetle. They started to swarm recently

thats not a roach that's a May Beetle

this

bring him outside. They aren't bad.

Cicada?

They can fuck entire forests up.

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>mfw there is no walking shrimps in my house

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Looks like a japanese with fake eyelashes.

That poor creature
Please set it free outside

Turkey about to declare war

Theresa May beetle? LOL!

shut up pussy faggot
stomp on it

My dude surely you just had your post 3:30am meal snack? How can you be thinking of food again so soon?

Hummingbird moth?
They are really cute.

Are you surprised?

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hummingbird hawkmoth

Holy shit, I got tons of these climbing on my house's walls recently. My cat started killing them all. Wtf is with this things, I've rarely seen them before

Is that your cousin?!

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dude what? They've been living Europe since the beginning.

I know, I usually saw smaller species of these bugs but yesterday's specimens were way bigger than what I've seen before.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockchafer
The moar you know.

Yes it looks exactly like that. The one I've seen before look like pic related. It's weird I only noticed those cockchafers now since I live in the country side where there's a lot of vegetation

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Dumbass got tangled in a thread.
It can't get a grip on my desk

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btw, the thing at its back is not a stinger. This is a male and that's his benis

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Fuck off newfag

>checked

eat it

is that a turkish citizen? no wonder why the "german" in this thread is so compassionate about it

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Persistent little fucker

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>Not knowing every insect known to mankind. Especially in another country

Gee ya got me there

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Fucking kek

Cum on it.

Call it a nigger.

send pictures to its wife and kids

yeah we don't live in bug infested shit holes like you

Checked and confirmed OP has to eat it

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All right I'm letting it free

In the dormitory

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stop torturing the poor thing and just fucking kill it already
god,and people wonder why we hate huns

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my sides you arsehole

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why are you abusing a Turkish

For you, Radu.
I know you love impaling and shit

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The real Europeans built the United States. Cucks stayed poor

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das rite

now put it somewhere by the window to scare off any that would want to come inside

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Kek

Our equivalent is not fuzzy.

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lynch it

Nice!

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Upset it with an Armenian flag

is this a jew?

This.

F
I wanted the little nigger to be free

>If you only knew how bad things really are.

nigger

Turk showing bobs.
No please.

is that a famas

>the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with blood

>finds a billy witch
>a may bug whatever
>thing is an ancient elemental
>hasn't needed to evolve since the ice age
>comes out from underground a few weeks every summer
>seen as good luck all across caucasian folklore
>Hungry-nigger tortures and kills it

>classic /pol

t. citycuck

You' re a piece of shit.

Mail it to Erdo and write him that that is what awaits the enemies of the kurds

YOU ANIMAL

Now burn it

Father once found one of those when he was young.
RIP (the bug)

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But they swarm every year.
Though I heard they were almost completely eradicated by pesticides in the 80s

May Beetles aren’t in America, I’m not surprised mutts wouldn’t know about them.

Fucking nutter.

Now eat it

It was common practice to eat them during famines in the Medieval Ages (sometimes caused by these little shits), but those times have ended.

a Turk?

why did you kill that innocent german

Aw its cute.
Its not a cocrosch OP. I know we have genetic fears for crawling things but just put on a glass and put it outside and nature will do.
>Maybe you drop it next to a spider and gets eaten.
Well, but i liek ainmals I jus want to be nice with our extended family.

>good luck
wat
>Both the grubs and imagos have a voracious appetite and thus have been and sometimes continue to be a major problem in agriculture and forestry. In the pre-industrialized era, the main mechanism to control their numbers was to collect and kill the adult beetles, thereby interrupting the cycle. They were once very abundant: n 1911, more than 20 million individuals were collected in 18 km2 of forest
>Collecting adults was an only moderately successful method. In the Middle Ages, pest control was rare, and people had no effective means to protect their harvest. This gave rise to events that seem bizarre from a modern perspective. In 1320, for instance, cockchafers were brought to court in Avignon and sentenced to withdraw within three days onto a specially designated area, otherwise they would be outlawed. Subsequently, since they failed to comply, they were collected and killed.

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It's a stinkbug. The Chinese introduced them to PA.

based

Well, you too.
Idk where that is but yes, It would be nice to inform yourself if maybe a gentle gesture ends in a big fuckup.

They prefer very old oak tree forests which have become basically nonexistent over the course of the last century. The species is quasi extinct in germany, unfortunately

Turks on suicide watch.

lmao there's literally one in my room right now

nasty little fuckers, just fly into my room to rest and die, and they make a very disrespectful sound when they hit the ground

Cute af. Why are inscts so mushy I wsnt to pet them but one milimiter and you get a blown up toothpaste tube and a shitty feeling because you just killed a cutie.

Awwwwww

You´re doing God´s work.

Why are you torturing an insect you weirdo? Gonna move onto people in a few years no doubt.

Thats a mole beetle.
Look at their hands. They are an example of convergent evolution because both mole and beetle developed similar tools for the same purpose.

yeah, stinkbugs appeared here too. But at least the natural enemy was also introduced in the US (samurai wasp). Here we have to struggle killing them during autumn. I prefer to wrap them in paper and burn them to death
Honestly, only shit pests are introduced from Asia and America. I wouldn't mind if Japanese Higurashi cicadas appeared, at least their sound is nice.

>tell me again about the rabbits, George