Guys help how should I respond to this?

I will post reply’s.

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"I am a loser who needs Jow Forums to try to text a woman. Look I am posting our conversation on a anime image posting board right now!"

That will get you laid for sure.

It's banter. Learn how to return banter or else you'll never survive, and I don't mean with just this one girl.

Hello gook

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Nigger she matched with you on bumble and fucking messaged you first. Fucking be confident faggot.

rolling for this

>whats going on babe, are you okay with me being christian?

Play it normal and say hi?

good way to get ignored fag

Are you Asian? If so, proceed courteously.
If not, I suggest
"ching chong beeg huwaito cocku desu"

"Hey good lookin, what's cookin? Dog?"

"Hi"

"What's up retard, when are you free for food or drinks? " If her reply does not include a period of time you can meet then just say "let me know when you're free" say nothing more until you get her to make the date no matter what.

Say "herro my wife, want to bind feet and eat dog with me? Velly romantic"

ask her what she does for a living, say that sounds hard and that she should let you come over and suck the stress outta her titties.

sounds crazy, but trust me.

roll for this

winrar

rollin for the only good reply so far

Say "need help with you math homework?"

"Herroo, wanna go out eat some dog ribs tonight?"

I like the look of your pixels, coffee?

h-hewwo madam, can i eat your ass?

>dog ribs
Fucking lost for some reason. If OP doesn't send this he a faggot

dubs

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2 SAME NUMBERS
DUBS! DUBS!

Roll

Only females can message first on bumble. What point are you making fggt

if a girl opened on me like that i'd tell her to fuck off

I'd just respond something like "sup weeb"

"Sorry, I am searching for something serious right now."

Will drive her insane.

Stop replying to this thread, faggots.

bump

>literal weeb girl on Tinder
>messages first
>say exactly those words
>get unmatched

oh yeah babe insult me i love it

Lost my shit

"lol sup"

just be yourself