Venezuela coup

I'll use fucking banana leaves before I allow imperialist soldiers to march in my streets, is Argentina a nation of pussy imperial dick suckers?

At this point, bananas are the most commonly accepted form of currency in Venezuela

based ZOGbots

The revolution will live on. Death to america

Do you think he's going to eat them all at once, user

argentina is a broke prostitute getting fucked by every country for a penny.

maybe thats why they are unripped, so they last longer? like so ur currency wont go bad

any live streams?

Yeah sounds smart, he can kill imperialist trash for a couple of days on those bananas and wipe his ass with the leaves. Get the fuck out if you don't want to get shot lol.

youtube.com/watch?v=4_JRY0m_F8I

Could be more out there...

here is banana video
twitter.com/ReporteYa/status/1123190947922305029

bananas are the only thing that has any worth after the bolivarian takeover
>implying Shitduro is a legitimate rep of Venezuela
shill more KGB
nice flag schlomo

THANKS user

Vc tb, João. Why not cut your dick off for Bolsonaro? I hear all Brazilian men are doing it.

>one banana = $6,000,000
When everyone finally realizes the actual intrinsic value of debt-based fiat currency

Venezuela coup LIVE: Guaido calls for military uprising
The Sun
youtube.com/watch?v=PD0Ze0JJlro
(It's just some footage from a building roof)

The other streams are just repeats of RT and the Sun

IT'S HAPPENING

SHOT OUT RIGHT NOW

I need streams or vids NOW

there is two linked right about here...

Bribes have been given out.

There was live fire on RT, the cameraman was caught in the middle and the feed went dead.

Why would they do this when they can kill green dragons in the wildnerness to farm gold on old school runescape for much more?

based

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Action starts at -4:30 at this link.

youtube.com/watch?v=4_JRY0m_F8I

Fuck commies.

Better dead than red.

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They are going to have the shits so bad eating un ripe banana. Stupid Goblins.

The plan is to drop banana over the bridge and cause traffic mayhem.

youtube.com/watch?v=yModCU1OVHY

try eating fiat money that Chavez and Faguro fucked up

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chimp out

Those are banana clips

So i take it they're paid mercenaries and they've been given their ammunition and wages?

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>Better dead than red.
We can facilitate that.

got it on video let me see how to convert it to webm

Can't wait to play as a delta in the new game.

Only in your dreams faggot.

banana clip

Kike spotted.

Fuck even their music was shit hot.

Daily reminder that Venezuelans voted overwhelmingly for Chavez. They got themselves into this mess, they can get themselves out.
Fuck spics.
Fuck commies.
Fuck jews.
Fuck niggers.
Fuck the CIA.
Fuck JANNIES.

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I don't think there's anyone worth rooting for in this

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Where the DELTAS?

Stop this.

>all those OG banana mags

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CHADuro will win!

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They scrubbed the feed, Livestream started "96 minutes ago" but is only 5 minutes long at this point in time.

Viva la revolution

Remember our forefathers here in America were freezing and dying without shoes before we crossed a blizzard frozen river and killed a bunch of German barbarians the brits employed ON CHRISTMAS DAY

So , like I said

VIVA LA REVOLUTION

YOU HAVE AUTOMATIC WEAPONS AND FIRE
DO SOMETHING WITH IT

I know I wouldn’t let any regime march down my neighborhood without getting LIT THE FUCK UP FROM ALL ANGLES

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=gZHjRQjbHrE

Unless you wanna carry around USD and get robbed enjoy your worthless toilet paper during a regime change. Food at least has immediate value during a famine.

what are the odds of civil war syria style

Those are not deltas...

You guys know there are green bananas, right?

>he still thinks voting is real

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IT’s HAPPENING
GUNFIRE AND PEOPLE FLEEING
twitter.com/breakingnlive/status/1123205682675765254?s=21

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A fine choice.

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surprisingly BASED post

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High as fuck

COUP FAILED!!!!!
radios.co.ve/#informativo-caracas
VENEZUELAN ARMED FORCES REMAIN LOYAL TO MADURO
NATIONAL MILITIA MOBILISED TO DEFEND GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS
NATIONAL GUARD FIRED TEAR GAS AT GUIADO TRAITORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I figure we import most of those from Venezuela by now. Need to prop up frens.

I googled banana brands ones, most apparently come from Ecuador.

>He thinks that's food

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>getting paid in bananas
HUEHUHEUAHUEAHUAEHAUE BR BR

Shots fired
twitter.com/ELINTNews/status/1123207312251006978

>potassium-depleted rounds

bruh if you are just eating a few bananas every day, you will be dead in a month. even if you are just gorging on bananas...

We know how this will end.
Loyalist military and police will siege the compound, a fire fight will break out and guido will be killed in the crossfire giving the US casus belli to invade vuvuzuela for their own good.

why would you assume they are being eaten green?

underrated. well played, user.

same with Clinton and Obama

I-is this what they mean when they say it's a banana republic?

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Noice one mate

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>first comment says spanish audio says its the other way round

>machine gun, ammo and bananas
What else do huemonkeys need for a proper civil war?

A candle with Mary on it

Provide evidence to the contrary, nigger. Chavez carried 17 states to his opponent's 6. Every spic wants gibs until the gibs run out.

i do let me see

they are screaming "they took over them (the trucks?) they are in favour of the government, freedom, freedom!" not sure what the fuck is he refering to

Manuel had one job: To get a crate of banana mags.

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People are willing to fight for bananas so pretty high

Ammo.

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Venezuelans have gross food. They put olives and raisins in everything.

Bananas refill health dumbass

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

THIS SHIT IS BANANAS
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guaido calls himself the legitimate government, so that could mean anything