What if Texas was in Europe when Hitler was on the warpath

That depends, what was hitler's opinion on mexicans?

Would have fallen into the sea with no OK

miles and miles and miles of NOTHING populated with tumbleweed, niggers, rednecks and spics.

what a lovely place to live in...

As elite warriors, Zimmerman telegram dos.

>3 of the ten largest cities in America
>Everything from desert to plains to tropical climate
>Coastline that isn’t cucked by Gibraltar
>Fully independent power grid
>Few Jews
>No Slavs
>2500m+ mountain ranges
>Cletus, Pablo, and Tyrone have joined together to refuse Muslim refugees
All you people are good for is tennis and cheap vacations for drunk chavs.

>Cletus, Pablo, and Tyrone have joined together to refuse Muslim refugees
THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY

And all 3 of those cities are full of some of the worst liberals in the country.

You forgot that everyone and their dog has a gun.

Alaskan here, shitting on Texas is our job. Get off the board back to doing whatever tragic impoverished shit defines your Slav life. I suggest drinking bad alcohol until you die.

Texas is a little bigger than france, so thats fairly accurate.

Don’t forget Texas was first state in the south knocked out of the civil war and never recovered. Also happened by second year of civil war. For all that tough talk, Texas was the pussiest state of the confederacy.

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Austin is the only actual liberal city, the others just have big minority populations that vote for moderate Democrats.

he'd be shot by a bunch of pissed off rednecks

Maybe you could sit on us year round of you had better infrastructure.

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Why do Texas fags like to brag about their worthless states size like its a positive thing?

It's not even that big in the scheme of things and Europe is literally larger than the US.

No one gives a shit about your worthless state,

Texas has a balance between natural resources, rights and good weather.

That's why they also have a city like Austin and all the Shaniquas in Houston. Very progressive.

>Alaska and Colorado shit on us but we love them
>The only state we actually hate is California
>Nothing east of New Orleans matters
Alaska is basically just Cold Texas but twice as big and without cities

What do you think Bavaria is? Southern most state in Germany. The rest of Germany thinks they’re backwards hicks but in reality they’re a practical and industrious people who keep their mouths shut until it’s time to act.

Texas : USA
Bavaria : Germany

what if I was in Texas while it was being teleported to Europe? I dont even live in texas

Probably a shitstorm, it’d probably be a giant rebel state that would constantly attack Germany.

cope

Because land, resources, and the cheapness of capital investment because of the afore mentioned directly impacts a societies prosperity.

Oh yeah. Texas can’t deficit spend so it’s monetary policy and fiscal policies aren’t insane. It also fully embraces the bill of rights. It has no debt. And it’s part of the Union via contract.

>Never recovered
>Bigger economy than Russia and every American state except CA
>Not knowing that the last battle of the Civil War was fought in Texas
>The rest of the former Confederacy is still a poor backwater except FL, NC, and GA, and none of them can remotely compete with Texas
Lol ok

>Texan
>keeps mouth shut
Bwahahahaaaa

lol no it's not, retard

Did the Jews invade Texas like they did Germany.
If they didn’t then Texas would abstain from fighting. If they did. Germany would have won the war.

>Texas: 678,000 sq km
>France: 551,000 sq km
Holy shit Mohammed, do they not even teach you math?

Texas was never part of the civil war your petulant child!
They fought their own wars on their own land against foreign invaders, while brothers of theirs 1300 miles away fought their own brothers 100 miles away.

Doesn't make sense, France is like a third of Europe and Texas only a small part of the US

>France is like a third of Europe
Imagine being this stupid.

Its about 900 miles across you dumbfuck. It takes about 15 hours to drive across. You deeply underestimate how big Texas is. It was its own country at one point.

Only times Texas talk about it is when others talk about Texas. Ever notice that?

Europe - continent
America -country
>let’s compare car manufacturers to steam engine manufacturers

(409) reporting any

Galveston politely tells everyone else to fuck off!

You
Brilliant
Bastard
>can I have your idea babies?

No one cares about your trash island.
Sincerely, mainland Texas.

texas is the big gay

What are you? Waco? Common give me something so I can play with Harry Hines being degenerate? Austin being homeless or hurrican Harvey!

Considering Texas at the time was about half German ancestry only a couple generations in, they probably would have won the war.

>It was its own country at one point
Yeah and? They have far from twice the population of the Netherlands in 2019. Imagine how it was at 'that point'.

Shit bait

I went to Baylor so I’ll go ahead and confirm that Waco is a grade-A shithole.
Grew up in Austin (liberal douche Seattle wannabe), now in Houston. The architecture/urban planning here sucks but other than that Houston is easily the best city in Texas.

The Netherlands has been independent for almost 600 years. What a retarded false equivalency.

Ok first...
i was hop'ing you wouldnt say waco because aside from janet reno i dont see a problem with waco.... love it here (recentally moved cause my shithole island rent is massive)
secondly.... dude get out of harris county.
(wife got arrest cause some dick that had a cop friend tried to run her off the road and blammed her... she shat in holding for 72 hours and they released her witha felonyt charge that got dismissed) the harris county prison system is comoplete fucked mostly because unchecked countywide corruption.
>cant argue with austin it is exactly as you described.

you really dont like my island?
>enjoy your traffic on 290

Alaska is still the largest state
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About three times the size of Texas.

Agreed, Houston area is probably all around the best in Texas.

>t. lived in all the major metros in TX.

>worthless states
Texas would have the world's 10 largest economy if it became it's own country.

i would love that you crazy texas burgers are the only reason i love Murica !!

How's the weather down in Faded Glory Island? Enjoying all the tankers cruising past headed for Texas City?

you gotta forgive those unwilling to educate themselves.

Alaksa is bigger than texas

Europe so small :3

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havent been there in 2 months honestly. abotu to head back cause my glasses broke and they are still underw arrenty. but i hear its gorgeous right now.
>and yes. love sitting out east end and watchign the traffic int he bay.
>most headed fro houston not texas city (dont pretend your much more than a refinery)

Yeah but it doesn’t have arable land like Texas does. Capital investment is expensive. Texas is both large and useful land.

See what I said here

the people of texas are the real americans the rest are wannabe niggers and faggots

nazis would wear cowboy hats

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>being this scrawny

dyel bro

Well put.
"I am forced to conclude that God made Texas on his day off, for pure entertainment, just to prove that all that diversity could be crammed into one section of earth by a really top hand - Author Mary Lasswell",

>What if Texas was in Europe when Hitler was on the warpath
Texas would be Germany

if i could move tomorow from cuckfrance to texas that would be awesome

bring a tradeskill and we will welcome you with open arms.
(oil refinery process is steadily increasing during the trump rpesidency [thanks to perry and the dept. of energy.] and is easily your first step into this great republic)

Everybody feels this way user

Better than a Californian or New Yorker (I see their license plates all over now) coming over and voting the same way that made their home stay uninhabitable.

It’s frustrating. I’ll hear them go on about how they love having no state income tax. But will then vote for politicians that want to spend like there is one.

Honestly Waco’s not that bad and the city council is doing a good job of revitalization. It was just a culture shock, I probably remember it as being worse than it actually was. There are definitely some cool spots there.

Sorry about your wife man, hopefully “shat” was a typo. I’m a salaried white guy living inside the Loop and I always Uber after 9pm, so I don’t foresee cops being a huge problem.

if america had never expanded that far it would have literally no niggers.

im a mason hard construction worker

learn to code

i only know how to work with my hands friend

Sorry friend, very unlikely that your application would be accepted :/

i know that. fuck it at least i will trye to visit that beautifull land on vacations

not getting that h1b then

>memeflag
>larping as dumb yuropoor
nice bait

h1b ?

Construction is a hard gig in Texas. Mexicans dominate the arena with super low wages. Unless you’re doing high end commercial construction where better skills are required, I’d be hesitant. Residential is brute force cheap Mexican labor. Try looking into a company called “the beck group”. They seem to have their name all over new sky scraper construction.

>liberal shithole full of trannies and former dyke mayor is best city in Texas

Houston has no real zoning laws, just deed restrictions. Was meant to be a godsend, at least when the vast majority of the population was a little more intelligent and respectful.

thank you i will i have good qualifications not the botom barrel beaner

h1b visa, it's how billions of indians flood into the united states permanently

San Antonio is also 60/40 Mexican majority.
t. SAfag

Skilled worker visa. Basically the only kind of non-illegal immigrant allowed into the country.

sick digits

And now we have elementary schools next to skyscrapers next to strip clubs. Total failure of urban planning.

i work for the French gov building police stations, retirement homes etc..

>Alaska, the BBC of the USA.
you have to go back

good to know thanks for the info

Well what kind of people are doing that kind of urban planning u think? It’s not the decades old ideas fault.