Are their any 'anti laziness' medication I could take? I'm serious...

Are their any 'anti laziness' medication I could take? I'm serious. I want to get a healthy diet and exercise but im too lazy and cant. im too deprsesed. what medicine should i take?

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Um antidepressants lol
U cant b srs

That's called Adderall

I've heard good things about Getting Off Your Ass.

Meth aka Adderall

Green tea
Multivitamins
Try changing your diet first before taking medications. Could increase your energy levels mate

OP literally said they're too fcking lazy to "get a healthy diet"
Your advice sucks

>I want to get a healthy diet and exercise but im too lazy and cant.
>too lazy and cant.
>too lazy
You know everyone feels like just doing nothing right. Everyone is inherently lazy. It is the will to succeed that drive "motivated" people. You actually don't care about being fit and healthy and don't care if you succeed in the pursuit of well-being else you would be actively pursuing it. Nobody can give you motivation or the will to succeed, you must create the will of the need to succeed and you will not be lazy in you application.
Don't loath yourself love yourself. Treat your body like your gf, take it out to new places, feed it good food, admire it ect.
Depression is just a weak man's excuse for giving up. This is coming from someone who has suffered it. I don't believe a great deal of mental illness is real. Most of it is just in the manor in which one chooses to keep themselves. In saying this I basically lost my emotions after my depression. I can still feel emotion but I can also choose not to feel any at all.

Meth is desoxyn, not adderall you retard

They're both amphetamines, douche

Get high on life, homie. Or drink a monster energy like a real man.

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Meth is for black people and Adderall is for white people, but they are basically the same drug.

>You actually don't care about being fit and healthy
Then why do I still feel bad about it?

>>You actually don't care about being fit and healthy
>Then why do I still feel bad about it?
Probably the same reason I feel bad for not having super powers. Because I've idolised it and done nothing to achieve it. I'd like to have super powers but I don't really care I'll live without them but when I think of having super powers I feel a bit sad I don't have any.
See what I'm getting at?
I've always been rather fit and when I was in highschool there was this guy who everyone always talked about how defined his muscles were. We were of similar height and size but he was just shredded so people noticed more so decided I'd start doing way more cardio to try get some better definition and beat this guy in terms of physical stature. I was already stronger than him I used to arm wrestle anyone who would accept. Just not as defined. Started running twice a day every day just because I wanted to get there as fast as I could. I chose to work harder because I wanted to be better looking, I didn't just desire it I needed it so I did everything within my power to achieve it.
You need to realize you are tightening your own vice by making excuses, procrastinating and putting off what you want. You must turn your desires into needs. Believe you can't live without it. The is the sensation people describe as lighting a fire within them.

I first said green tea and multivitamins. They takes less energy to acquire than prescription drugs and don't have the shitty side effects. Nutrient deficiencies can cause low energy and depression. So fuck off my advice is fine

>You must turn your desires into needs. Believe you can't live without it.
But then I'd have to do stuff. The only constant throughout my life so far has been the firm decision to avoid trying, first just in order to avert failure, then laziness developed on top of it, creating this inextricable mess of demotivation and fear.
I can read and hear about how fears should be faced in order to maybe be defeated, and rationally agree, but deep inside I feel I'll never want to do it. It's just too scary.

coffee

otherwise

amphetamine based adhd meds

G FUEL

>green tea and multivitamins

Ok Karen who sells essential oils from home. Next suggestion is coconut oil, fixes everything right?

OP is d e p r e s s e d, gotta help the mind first. Get meds/therapy and with that itll be easier to stay motivated while improving your health.

>But then I'd have to do stuff
More excuses
>firm decision to avoid trying
If your really that self loathing make avoiding trying what you have to succeed at. Take pride in every little thing you avoid doing.
>you can't help someone who isn't willing to help themselves.

it's called a schedule, you make it and let it take control. do it more you'll see more results. it's becomes addictive and you won't be able to stop after awhile.

It is all about mindset.
Think of the reason you want to be healthy and exercise. That reason will evolve over time.
Wish you the best on your journey.

are you stupid?
will it work?
what should i eat?

you could go into a line of work that requires a lot of discipline and hope you actually pick up on it, worked for me.

The fact you're trying to find an easy way out by taking drugs is the reason you can't motivate yourself to do anything

Eat anything healthy you fucking idiot
Have you heard of vegtables? Fruits?
Fat troll