25 Year Old Boomer/Honkler Situation

>25 years old

>Haven't worked out since high school and stopped playing sports

>Occasionally plays 25 minutes of Halo: The Master Chief Collection campaign mode for a small fix of nostalgia from happy childhood... too cheap to pay for xbox live, multi-player is discontinued anyways

>Tinder/Bumble is full of feminist trash with $100,000 USD of student loans on average... or terribly placed tattoos...

>May settle for 9/10 attractiveness single mother desperate for stability

>Wants to be a doomer but have to wake up M-F to climb the corporate ladder, lack of sleep, coffee at the break room is source of life

>Wants to be a boomer but can't find any non-feminists/broke-sluts

>Women find income and growing 401k fund very appealing but skinny college girls no longer want to fuck

>4 years into desk job... Certain death in a Space Force experiment is most appealing career path change (full halo childhood programming?)

>laughs when alarm clock goes off because of how helpless society has become, amazon wish list full of clown gear

>what the fuck is this?

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People should use their Jow Forums rank to improve the usability of this website

You just haven't ascended beyond the blackpill yet. When you become a man, you will focus on building a family and a community. Only then will you realize this is not your blog.

Halo 3 was amazing, one of the best games ever made. I wish I could go back

I am the only true person experiencing the full rockefeller plan to ruin America, I can't find a single decent mate. They are all fucking trash by any objective analysis, and the half-decent ones only date guys above 6'1"

I want to go back too, it was the happiest time of my life, up late with the boys crushing 50's in swat. Then halo got rid of ranks because of SJW fucking idiots.

Call of duty modern warfare 1 was good but went back to halo after a month, never went back to that game, too many normies...

So you don't work out, have given up on whatever sport you played, you're a manlet, a boring corporate drone, you play video games and you're posting on Jow Forums. Why do you think you deserve a quality woman?

I'm quite a fun person, I'm just 20 pounds overweight like every female in question.

I don't play video games anymore, I was joking about I try to play halo for a few minutes just for nostalgia, not actually for fun

I now read for fun so I can impress ladies with my vast diversity of knowledge

>what the fuck is this?
your personal blog apparently

I know I'm not alone, everyone agrees that the women of the American Midwest are fucking trashy

For the record I'm 5'10.5" women are so fucking petty about wearing heels with tall chads

What form of assburgers do you have retard?

Enough with the commentary, this isn't your blog you fucking faggot.

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So we get down to the real problem, you're a manlet.

>actively advocating for 80/20 rule
>thinks it's OK for supremely average roasties to judge working men
>"you don't deserve a decent woman if you aren't an elite"

You're a turbofaggot. Consider killing yourself, disgusting roastie apologist.

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My advice: strategize your path, fuck all that is an impediment. Make it known to all (including gatekeepers) in your sphere that this is the ONLY law of your land. This in and of itself will attract women. They tend to like confidence. It's a waste of effort to perfect and exonerate chasing a ball around like an unproductive retard on a field w a bunch of other arrested development fuckers. Your vantage in life is only as broad as you assert it. Pursue your hobbies and interests outside of video games and you increase your chances of meeting someone you get on w well. Build your mind and your wealth, body comes last. Thus will help you avoid those blinded by vanity which has become a mental plague thanks to our fake-it-till-you-make-it culture. I have more to say but this is a good start. Alter your perspective on your predicament. Find the silver lining in yourself first, else no others will. DO NOT COMPROMISE, your life is not a negotiation for the profane and ignorant to barter.

>26 years old

>Work out

>Eat right (in the middle of a 3 day fast rn)

>Only 6'0" but white and blonde

>Work at a desk 7ish to 5:30ish

>Married to beautiful white blonde woman

>She wants babies

>She's smart and has a real degree and exercises regularly

>Initial shared interest was working out

>It's why we hit it off at first

>Still have time for fun Vidya, sexy times and amateur athletics.

I used to be fat, overweight, uninspiring and in the depths of despair, rejected by roasties. Then I started eating right and exercising regularly. Everything else fell into place. After I got in shape it was funny how easy women could be. Not that I had a wild time or anything. The incredible change in their attitudes redpilled me on how fake they could be. So, I found a loyal woman and married her. My job is still not as great as it could be. I'm still starting out, but there's hope there. And there is hope for you too user, but you need to start taking care of your body. Regular exercise is important for many things as is proper diet. You need to be in shape to attract a mate, and you need to be in shape for the race war. Godspeed user.

Why not? there are christian threads going onr ight now so why not

I used to be annoyingly shredded in high school, I know what it's like for women to lust after my abs, but I really don't want someone to like me for that, it's not real... like you said... fuck these hoes man... going to find me a big titty goth gf

thanks for having my back user... probably some red neck military trash who thinks he will be able to attract low-tier pussy forever

I quit video games three years ago for this reason, I then used women for sex and now I'm trying to make someone love me without being a total asshole to them... apparently they mistake anxiety for butterflies... women fucking suck

>women are overweight
>so am I
You don't get to complain about fatties if you're one too. You have to get fit and THEN you can look down on them

I know this feel desu. I recently got an Xbox one just to play it every so often.

Reach PC flights when?

I can't wait it out any longer

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The master chief collection was literally the only good thing 343 ever did

You can get halo 3 online matches pretty quickly, even for big team