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that's not pathetic, that's just disgusting. poor guy tried to do the right thing and got fucked over by stupid roastie cunts.

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"Is the sky really blue?"

Who knows. That's literally every reddit post.

This one takes the cake

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Absolutely hilarious. I love watching people set their lives on fire.

FFFUUUUU

whoever makes these stories up is good at RPing

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what the actual fuck

Based ex

holy fuck what a cuck

One time, There was a couple of users advocating for the ban of subreddit called “frenworld” and it’s users., claming that “Nazis” inhabit and “Spread and dog whistle toxic and racist language.” The subreddit is literally about cuteish frogs speaking in broken baby english

2 and a half YEARS of no sex while being in a relationship the whole time. Wow

god i love hockey dorks
such a weird blend of man children and borderline fascists

If that's real, he did the right thing.
Good on that guy.

>memeflag
>do the right thing
kill yourself on your way back to plebbit

How in the fuck

>waste 2 years on a whore
>didnt even fuck her in the end

pathetic. should've fucked her once and then take out the trash.

Milcucks are getting cucked.

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That shit is for white autistics. Baby talk is the white equivalent of ebonics. It's dumb tween and teenage shit. Only housewives with little dogs and babies can do that shit and you gotta look at them with disgust.

I'm sure there are some cases where it's cute and endearing but like all things in this world it's destroyed within mere moments of its inception.

I hate people on reddit

frenworld sounds kinda autistic, but I like the wholesome cute frog pictures. It's the polar opposite of Jow Forums poopoo peepee bullshit

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I would bet its real, honestly. I know modern the woman to well to doubt it

i can't even read these. these pathetic sacks of shit

It's not negativity. It's happy and positive.

I'm all for it. Talking like a baby every time someone expresses sadness or they're upset is lame.

that's fucked up.
Honestly reddit is such a joke site

its not real lol
uberwolf0 is boogie's reddit account (the fat youtuber)

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The Two Minutes Hate. They really are NPCs.

Glad they put a TL:DR at the bottom, No way I was gonna read all that cuckold shit

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Fucking based.

That's just like the "credibly accused" meme with the Kavanaugh hearings. Why do they do that? Are they all bots and shills reading from a script or are they just parroting something that got upvotes and think it will get them upvotes too?

>WE WERE ON A BREAK

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Let me see if I can translate this from roastie to english:
>I didn't sleep with my boyfriend because I was using him for money, but wasn't attracted to him
>I was saving myself from some other guy
>once my boyfriend broke up with me I finally had my chance

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that almost made me pop a blood vessel. Holy fuck

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Based

>They is treasonous
I wonder what kang or quain was behind that post.

Same here. But then if someone asked her if she supports paternity fraud I bet she would quickly say no.

clearly fake cuck fantasy

Could be worse I dated a girl from 8th-12th grade and we never had sex. She used to tell me stuff like "I think you're the one, want to spend the rest of my life with you, wanted kids ect" and she wanted to wait until marriage for sex. Then she walked away like it was nothing.

Parroting, I once saw a repost where commentors reposted the exact same comments to try and farm upvotes.

Its all very fake.

This likely never happened.

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in the u.s. a man has 30 days to file a protest of paternity with a judge. after that he's stuck with the bastard until its 18 and it doens't matter if it's his kid or not; even longer in some states where parents are required to help pay college expenses.

the really fucked up part is that chicks can add you to the birth certificate without your consent, so it may be years before you even get served a notice that says you owe $10,000 in child support.

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I'd like to have access to her girl friends

>Colorado
To be expected

Gold

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What a proud feminist he is.

Which one of you posted this again? 1/3

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2/3

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3/3

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He should have kicked the fucking shit out of her for wasting his fucking time. Fucking slags...fucking slags even when they're virgins.

Wasted

I dont get this mean
I have a couple of woman friends, one of them im not even remotely attracted to and viceversa, the other two are sorta attracted to me but I dont reciprocate
why do you have this assumption that when a guy talks to a woman he immediately wants to fuck her

Deserved every bit of that

Guy deserves it for trying to sexually repress his child

reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/bj6vdn/aita_for_grounding_my_12_yo_daughter_because_she/

Here is the post.

Look at the comments lmao reddit is full of cucks and pedos

Hope you learned to judge actions and not words after that.

No, it was ALL his fault. Every second he lost.
Completely agree with here.
>2.5+ years
That's beyond stupid

>thinks a woman has value other than can I fuk to offer a man.
It's literally the first thing that crosses every man's mind. Even if you keep them as friends, you're still using them as social proof to gain an edge in the sexual market place.
Men don't care about women (outside of family) . They care about who they can fuck fullstop.

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Anybody have the deleted post of the guy who changes his passed out best friends pad and underwear?

Because every conversation you can have with a woman, you can have with a man, but better. In nearly every way, but one, the companionship of men is superior to the companionship of women. That one way, however, is sex, so you're forced to go out and interact with women to have sex with them.

Also this.

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At least he wasn't a cuck enough to stay with her.
Good man.

pure delusion

He’s right

Sorting by Controversial shows you the sane, normal people.

Honestly don't know if I could trust anything from a woman now at least not how I used too.

I said that for about 15 more lays. Found another girl who totally rocked my world for 11 months. Found out she cheated 5 months in and kept contact with Affair partner after things went downhill.

I haven’t been the same since. It was almost 2 years ago

Hail Saint Arcarsenal2000

Quiet, Linda.

>Sam Hyde is a cuck
woosh

PLEASE. POST. THE. COMMENTS.
I want to see r*dd*t cucks telling her how "brave and beautiful" she is for doing that, and how "It wasn't her fault"

He should have told his daughter to leave the room and he and his wife discuss it in private. It's that simple. Whatever decision made after that at least appears to be mutual and keeps daughter in her place.

>Nuremberg style tribunals

Lefty admitting those trials were a sham?

His wife is far too off the deep end to see that a 12 year old girl purchasing sex toys might be a bad thing, she's certainly not going to have an adult discussion about it.

Well its no longer a felony so if they're in California then he's in luck

He literally sucked Reddit's dick for the longest time

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did you avoid spoilers before seeing Super hero cartoon movie #14?

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Wew. Just wait for robots with robot wombs boys

Shit sucks. She was my first and only gf. Still think about her every day which can't be good for my mental health and it doesn't help that whenever I make it more than a week or so into nofap I get flooded with sex dreams with her. Sometimes it's not even sex it's just us holding hands, smiling and laughing. It's a fucking cruel reminder that everything I thought we had was nothing more than an illusion.

If you're gonna bring that trash here at least crop it correctly

That's not healthy at all. Find yourself a right wing qt.