Asteroid hoes mad

If you like.

Because it would be nice
and why would we get anything nice ever?

Do you also think bald peoples' heads contain gold?

will it help?

>prove a rock from space isnt going to hit us on this exact date
Well.. thats not hard.. shit never happens on a specific date, mentioned beforehand.
>Ye but.. the rock though
There's a rock with our name on it floating towards us, someday it'll hit, but we won't see it coming and even if we did 'they' wouldnt show it to any of us out of sheer fear that people would riot.
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Its simple; if you heard that something something is supposed to happen on this and this day; it probably wont.

>if the rock manages to actually hit earth, it'll hit water.
Woop-ti-doo.

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I'll only sleep if we get the fucking asteroid

>diversity hires
this is propaganda aimed at Jow Forums to keep you busy while something else is happening, likely US preparations for war in Venezuela and/or Iran. it would seem they need ~25 days to do this.

Unironically this. Dropped the post when I read that bit, obvious bullshit is obvious.

I think your mom's vagina may contain gold, because there so many men digging in there

Mile high tsunamis will be coming to a shoreline near you. All you dutchfags will get inundated

This

Kek edgy chrome dome

The only things said is a test in May involving a fake asteroid to see what we could do in the event of a real one. The actual asteroid their concerned about hitting us isnt arrive until 2027 so its literally nothing OP.

KW4 is 1.3 kilometers wide, or a little less than a mile. Six times smaller than the one that wiped out the Dino’s, but it would still leave a massive mark on the earth. The tsunamis would just be the beginning. The dust and ash launched into the air from the impact would block out the sun for months, if not years, and hamper or even prevent farming all across the world. Depending on the angle of impact, the ash could be directed either at the US coast or Europe/Africa. But either way it would cover the world. That’s when starvation begins.

But I live in Miami oh no bros.

It's not KW4.

It's Apophis. They updated the calculations and its almost certain to hit earth in 2029.

Who gives a fuck, we were all going to die anyways. At least it was good run. Hopefully it lands directly on me. The blast or starvation would be much more painful.

i hope you're just pretending to be a retard
>1.3km
>less than a mile
god i hate americans so fucking much

side note:
>dino's
>that's

fuck you faggot

Hey everyone, check out professor faggot! Hahaha what a homo.

Its time to start worshipping the space rock

Highly unlikely we will see a massive impact in our life times.

cringe.
seriously america is the great satan. the faggot empire with an even gayer and dumber citizenry
>hurr durr you're a dork for insisting people know basic units of measurement

lick my ass

See?! I told you he was a faggot hahahahaha

Apophis is tiny, we're safe. Best case scenario it hits Jerusalem and fucks up the surrounding area a bit, but it's not nearly big enough to cause a mass extinction, or even blow up a whole country.

>dork
who the fuck even uses that word? what are you a roastie?

Maybe a tranny.

What the fuck would it matter anyway? You're not doing anything with your life.

they just released new footage of it.

youtube.com/watch?v=bU1QPtOZQZU

Imagine the horizon but it's just a wall of water racing towards you at the speed of a passenger jet. That's what a large asteroid impact in the middle of the Atlantic would do.

Closest approach is on May 26th. in-the-sky.org/solarsystem.php?obj=A66391

It doesn't look to me like it will get that close but I don't know dick about any of this.

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snap

Total larp,
any amateur astronomer tracking the thing could tell you it's gonna be a far miss at a safe distance

Quit your bullshit there is only a 1.4% chance of collision

trump hasnt announced it
youtube.com/watch?v=P-rU2nPAIQc

complete bullshit is hard to disprove. Like all conspiracys

asteroids dont fly at night cause its too dark, you can sleep easy knowing your doom comes by morning

Try 74%

They updated the trajectory earlier today.

>gravity is unstable
What?

Soon or later it will happen. Sleep tight..

Then everyone can just get on passenger jets and fly away from the shockwave. Chessmate

Oh fug
>israel starts a war because they don't want to lose the chance before the space rock hits

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1.3km IS less than a mile though retard.

Paper beats Rock so you should be alright

We pass through the most dangerous asteroid fields around the solstices. You're good until around June 21st.

Oh good. I live in Tampa. I await the cleansing fire. Or water. Whichever really. The only way the human race will reach the stars is to have a hard reset and wait 8000 years. I'm ok with that.

Not at all.

what a retarded post

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i hope it brings another winter.

You have until 2027 buddy.

I’ve had a pretty shitty day. This sounds realistic today

How is this queer shit on Jow Forums?

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>2029
Well that's lame

amerifucks get gassed by wormwood
karma, bitches.

Rekt

Then he has bad aim

Hope it slams into Tel Aviv

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This

Don't worry about it, we will slip into another timeline and it will harmlessly fly by and nothing will happen.

cnet.com/news/nasa-head-expect-a-major-asteroid-strike-in-your-lifetime/

Shit.

You poor guys are so desperate for a happening

NASA is Hebrew for Deception. If you believe ANYTHING they say you're a idiot.

Still able to cause mile high tsunami's.

Run, and hide. Come to WV, or Ohio the mountains will protect most people.

When has anything ever been so simple?

You think we'll all be spared going to work the next day like that? Hell no. Ain't no asteroid of freedom gonna hit man. Life is pain. Things like asteroids and super volcanos are quick and merciful death only Christ figures like Joseph Stalin and Pol-Pot knew how to deliver

Our deaths are gonna take 90 fucking years of being as miserable as possible. Alone, penniless, cucked.

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Aren't you taking tomorrow off anyway nigger?

I want all of you people who are truly fearful that this asteroid will hit earth to provide an email or something, this we can follow up with you once it doesn't hit.

This place is a breeding ground for empty schizo fear mongering. Those that hype up unlikely events with absolute certainty are unable to feel embarrassed about their gullible retarded minds, because they can blend right in with everyone else. Let's see a little accountability. Can we start a mailing list? Please post an email address if you unironically believe an asteroid will collide with the earth in the next few days. Everyone can follow up for comments and post the responses publicly.

OH PLEASE GOD FUCK NO
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE RIGHT FUCKING THERE

Don't worry preparations are in place.

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Polish anons have stepped up their game recently. They used to be worthless faggots, but I see more and more of good posts from them

on the contrary OP, if someone can prove to me we will be hit by the asteroid, i can finally be at peace

Don’t worry, everything’s gonna be just fine and go on, juuuuust as before :^)

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He has no right to hurt you. You deserve better.

If it gets caught in Earths gravity well it could be a big issue.

I would take some Ambien

quantum immortality

The probability of being directly hit by an asteroid is negligibly small. Stop worrying, pussy.

we’re not that lucky

we gunna die son

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Cool

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>not hitting LA

YOU HAD ONE JOB

Don’t panic

Sorry, I can't prove shit, I am fresh out of slide rulers and telescopes

Only if you do the Dinosaur

if you cant give us the specific time its going to strike how do you know where its going to strike

i love u australia

so that God can BTFO Washington DC.

I hope it hits meca

NASA was created by Nazis you flat earth tard.

Digits confirmed, Muslims btfo

We won't cause nobody is saying anything about it.
It could be a matter of complete extinction, but NASA has been silent on it. You would think they would say SOMETHING about it by now, but I haven't heard anything about it besides from here.